Okay, I may have lied when I said there was more coming soon. But it still came!
R&R please! xThe music boomed out in the common room, enough to make your eardrums burst. Bella loved it.
She gulped down another Firewhiskey and demanded that Amycus pour her a tenth glass.
Just then, a red Cissa re-entered the room with Lucius Malfoy, the pair of tem giggling drunkenly.
"Bellabell!" she cried as the spotted her sister. She threw her plastic cup of butterbeer down on the flag stones and threw herself onto her sisters knee.
"Where've you been Cissa-boo? You've missed Crabbe and Dolhov's drinking competition! And Rabastan throwing up!"
"Well, you'd never guess-"
"I saw you coming out of the broom closet with Malfoy, I don't want to know!"
"But Bella you'd-"
She held up her hand, swaying slightly from the alcohol intake, "I don't want to-" she burped ,"know."
"Blech! Bellabell! You're breath reaks like Travers' socks!"
"Hey!" Travers called offended from across the room.
"Get lost Travey, you know you don't really care!"
He shouted a cuss word that couldn't be heard over the noise, and returned to dancing around like a monkey.
At that moment, Alecto stumbled over to them and began to puke on the floor that was turning into a rainbow of different drinks, puke colours and a strange pulsing green that had taken over Bella's vision.
"EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" screamed Cissa when some of it landed on her already disgusting shoes.
"Ah, quiet Cissa-boo! You'll wake old Filchey-wilchey!"
"No I won't!"
"Prooooooooooo-," burp, "-ove it!"
"I AM NOT THAT GULABLEDULABE BELLABELL!"
At that moment Rodolpus fell over the back of their sofa and clamped his unsteady hand over Cissas' mouth. He missed a couple of times before securely clamping it over. Well, not securely at all.
"Roddy!" Bella squealed, tackling him to the ground where his back smooshed into Alecto's vomit.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Cissa screamed again.
"Quiet down Cissa-boo!" the older sister told the younger off, "I heart Roddy, yes I do! Stick him in the pot and make Roddy stew!"
She grinned manically pretending to munch on his arm.
"What cha doing to mah harm?"
"That's right! I'm a munchin' on yer arm! Doin' a lot o' harm!"
She burped in his face.
He started to gag, "Bella,-" cough, "-your breath is stinky-minky!"
"I knooooow!" she said proudly standing up on feet that couldn't seem to find the floor. She collapsed again and decided to grab 'Roddy's' other arm and twist it behind his back.
"Dod ooo dubmit?"
"Wha' she say?" he asked Cissa.
"A don't know…"
"DOD OOO DUBMIT?"
"I dink she says do you shubmit?"
"Ah shubmit!"
She let him go, "Good ittle-bittle Roddy!"
Somewhere Snape was hanging from the chandelier and cheering and singing a song by the Weird Sisters. It sounded like 'Can you Dance Like a Hippogryff' except… no, it didn't sound like that at all.
"Who ran over the cat?" asked Amycus, taking another large swig from his litre bottle of butterbeer.
"Moi!" pronounced Bellatrix proudly, "Tibs he name was! Miss CrazyOldCatLady next door as very updet!"
"Bellabell!"
R&R!x More coming soon… hopefully. (depends on reviews and whether I have time to write it or not!)
