A/N: So I thought this story was kind of off to a bad start, but with all the positive reviews I got, I decided to try another chapter and see how it pans out.

I'm all but spent. Someone else must do it this time. I want a normal life. (As if that's EVER gonna happen, Link.)

"OK," said Link, wearily. "Time to go to bed."

Next Morning

"Heyyyyyyyyyyyy! LINK! WAKE UP!" three voices screeched outside Link's window. "Do you have ANY idea what time it is?"

"Stupid kids," Link muttered. "Why should I wake up for them?"

Next Morning

"Heyyyyyyyyyyyy! LINK! WAKE UP!" three voices screeched outside Link's window. "Do you have ANY idea what day it is?"

"Stupid kids," muttered Link yet again. "Wait, day?" He looked at the calendar. "Oh shoot, it's the 14th!" Link dressed hurriedly, for this day was the day he was to meet Zelda at Telma's Bar, and with the way Link always slept, it had to be at least 2 o'clock.

Link hurried down his ladder and mounted Epona, but of course Colin was in the way. But Epona did the impossible – she started walking. Clearly she knew that Zelda was more important than Colin. Link spammed the spurs- I mean, he was able to dig his spurs into Epona's sides infinitely, another thing that he had never been able to do. He arrived at Telma's Bar just as Zelda was leaving.

(Now that I've got my dumb TP references aside, on with the story!)

Zelda was absolutely furious. "I gave you one job, Link, one job! Are you really that deep of a sleeper? I told you to be here at – OK, I never gave you a time but still! 2? I've been waiting for you since 6!"

"I'm sorry," said Link, for that was all there was to say.

"I'm sorry? Is that all you have to say?" Zelda yelled, causing many heads to turn.

"That's all that there is to say. And besides – can we please not do this here?" Link pleaded.

"WHY? Are you embarrassed?"

"There are FIFTY people just staring at us, Zelda! Of course I am!"

Zelda, who hadn't realized that they had an audience, went white as snow, then red as blood. "Oh," she said softly. "Sorry."

Link laughed. "Let's just go somewhere a little more private," he proposed, offering his arm for Zelda to steady herself with because, of course, princesses can't walk unless they have something to hold on to. It's common sense.

Zelda's Chambers

"So, what is this top secret thing that you can't trust the Postman to see?" asked Link.

"I'm never going to tell you," Zelda spat, still angry over Link's fondness of sleep.

"Oh come on! And also, there's one thing I was wondering about. Do people really not believe that I saved Hyrule?"

"Well, I was going to tell you about that, but now I don't think I will. Unless..." said Zelda, grinning.

So Much Later That The Old Narrator Got Tired Of Waiting And They Had To Hire A New One

"OK, I'll tell you now," said Zelda, quite out of breath. "That was... uh, fun."

"HEL- Oh wait, I shouldn't say that. Yeah, it was," said Link, also out of breath.

"Oh, now I don't want to ruin the mood with the bad news. But no, the people of Hyrule don't believe in you, Link!"

"Oh. Well that's too bad," said Link, disappointed.

"But I have good news! (Or, I guess, bad news.) There's a way you can prove yourself to the people, Link!" Zelda said excitedly.

"Oh yeah, what?" said Link, secretly excited.

"There's quite a story to it, though. You may want to..."

A/N …tell me if I should keep writing!