Author's notes: Of course I do not own Twilight or any of it's characters. They are the sole property of the talented Stephenie Myer. I just have fun imagining what Alice and Jasper do behind the scenes.
This chapter is still a little fluffy. I like to see Jasper laugh. He gets time to brood and go all dark in some of the rest of the story, so if you want to see that please be patient. :-)
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Jasper POV
I wasn't really thirsty. I think I was kind of bored more than anything else. Edward and Bella's wedding was still a couple weeks off and I was thankful that Alice didn't have to breathe to survive. She was flittering around, fussing over details unable to catch her breath anytime I saw her lately. I had to admit that I hadn't seen her alone very much at all.
Emmett didn't mention Rose's new acquisition when we had our rematch today. I didn't want to even think about it to ask. Usually he was very forthcoming with details about his and Rose's marital activities, whether I wanted to hear them or not.
I think he imagined the details gave him a tactical advantage when we wrestled. It sometimes made me uncomfortable, that much was true. I usually managed to beat him no matter how much he divulged.
Alice and I were as private as we could manage about our sex life. I liked it that way. Nobody needed to know what happened behind our closed doors.
Emmett seemed like he was in a good mood today though. Nothing uncomfortable or weird was coming from him, nothing more than usual. Maybe Alice had been jerking my chain when we made love a couple days ago. Ah, Alice jerking my chain, I liked the way that sounded.
I was headed toward the front door of the house, around the porch to go hunt when I noticed the delivery guy's truck leaving on the road away from our house. Damn I was slipping. I didn't even hear him or smell him. I was distracted as hell.
I saw the big stack of boxes he left on the porch and decided to sneak into the house and carry them up to our room. I was sure Alice needed the stuff for the wedding. I had not really seen her today. Maybe she would want to go hunting with me. I zoomed through the open door, up the stairs and to our room, carrying the boxes with me.
What in the world was that noise? It was a low mechanical humming that was entirely unfamiliar to me. The weird thing was that it was coming from the room I shared with Alice. My curiosity got the better of me.
She was aroused. I could feel it and I could smell it. I put the packages down and quickly opened the closed door. What I saw caused my jaw to drop for a minute, and Alice gasped in shock as our eyes made contact.
"Jazz…?" She exclaimed. Her eyes and mouth were wide open. She looked like a cat that got caught with a canary, instead of a fully clothed vampire that was caught with a bright blue dildo.
"Don't tell me that you didn't see me coming…" I chided her.
"No, actually I didn't! I was really deep in thought." She dropped the offending indigo phallus on the bed. It still wiggled and buzzed as it had been when she held it in her hand.
"Darling, if you needed me, all you had to do was ask…" I felt kind of shocked and ashamed as I looked at her. Had I neglected Alice? I had thought she was too busy with all her goings on that she didn't have time for me?
Her silvery bell laugh rang through the room. She clutched her arm around her stomach. She doubled over on the bed embarrassed and laughing.
"Oh heavens no, Jazz!" She explained, and looked at me with adoring eyes. "These aren't for me! I was just putting the batteries in so I could take them to Bella. You know how she is. I didn't want to make a production because I knew how embarrassed she would be. And I didn't dare take them over without batteries because I knew she would probably be too shy to try any of them out if she had to do it herself."
I took a deep breath through my nose, trying to catch Edward's scent in the house. "You're going to use these on Bella?" My mind ran wild. "Holy hell Alice, please tell me that Edward isn't here," my face fell into my hands. I rubbed my forehead trying to erase the erotic things that were filling my mind.
"Oh no honey, I'm not using them on anyone! They are for her to use! Edward is off with Carlisle, having some father son time by the river," she assured me. "I don't see him coming back for a while, that is why I wanted to take care of doing this now, before he knew what I was up to."
"How did you manage to keep this from him? You didn't get Bella a strap on too did you?" I asked, then reconsidered the question. I rubbed my face with my hands. I shook my head to try to vanquish the image. "Never mind really, I don't really want to go there."
Alice gasped in laughter and said, "Honey, shut the door and help me with these."
I moved slowly toward the bed. Buried human instincts long forgotten clouded my feelings. I sort of felt like I was approaching a box of live rattlesnakes. I looked down into the box and was even more shocked by its contents.
"Oh Alice, I know first hand that Bella has a powerful lot of need in this area right now, but I don't think she has that many orifices that need to be filled," I teased her.
Her tiny fist punched my arm pretty hard. She squinted her eyes at me, and tried not to smile. Alice always went overboard when she shopped. It was just part of who she was.
I tried not to give her grief about it. Her insight into stock trends made up for any momentary loss of income her spending ways cost us. I was sure she had gotten one of anything that looked remotely interesting to her from wherever she had shopped.
The possibilities held within the magical box were endless. I looked up at my beautiful wife with lust filled eyes. "The thought of you and Bella enjoying the contents of this box together while I watched is just about more than I can stand," I told her.
"Your combined smells, her warm blood, and you and these… well," my hand went on its own to my upper lip. My throat burned, venom pooled in my mouth, my stomach tightened and my thoughts trailed off into a happy place. "Damn I am glad Edward isn't here to know what I am thinking. I would probably have to let him kick my ass just to defend Bella's honor," I said to a suddenly exasperated Alice.
"Jasper Whitlock Hale!" she shouted at me. It was mostly in mock anger, I could tell. I bit my lip a little, thinking about what was coming next.
Alice was the only woman for me from the moment she first spoke to me. I didn't want to be with anyone but her. But I was still a man, and this was one of those times that I felt justified that my thoughts had slightly wandered.
"I can't help my imagination darling," I tried to explain, "It is one of the things you like most about me, after all…"
She giggled, and handed me a hand full of batteries. "Get started, mister!" She ordered me.
"Do I have any choice about this?" I asked her.
"No, not really, I hope you are secure in your masculinity!" Her laugh rang out again.
I dutifully inserted the batteries into a few of the toys. Then my attention turned to the buzzing bastard on the bed. "I may be pale, but at least I am not blue like this poor fellow," I said picking up the indigo monstrosity and I turning it off.
I studied the contents of the box with a little more intense interest. "Alice dear heart, you have two of these blue ones…" I could feel embarrassment and a little bit of shame mixed with her arousal as I said it. "Did you have plans for this hefty guy?" I asked her grinning, shaking my head in disbelief.
"Ok Jasper, you can give me shit if you want to," she said, momentarily unable to meet my gaze, "but it looked… intriguing. It got the better of me. My curiosity is one of the things you love the most about me, right honey?" After my thoughts about her and Bella and the toys in the box, she had me there and she knew it.
"May I?" I asked her, turning our blue friend on again, it came to life in my hand.
"May you what?" She asked, a little louder than necessary. Then the light came on in her eyes. There was that twinkle I loved. She smiled her little mischievous smile at me and said, "Oh Jasper, that is a great idea! Would you please?"
"Alice, anything for you. You know that," I told her. This could get good really quick. Damn I was a lucky man and I knew it.
Before I could turn to look at her, Alice had shed most of her clothes. "Hold on, Alice! Let me have some participation in our activities!" I scolded her.
"Oh, you can participate!" She exclaimed, "I am counting on you to wield the magic wand as it were!" I lay down across the bed and started laughing. "Turn it off though. I don't want to run the batteries down. We are going to need all the juice it has I think."
"I have some juice if your friend here runs out," I said, shaking the toy lightly at her. Alice giggled in approval and came to rest on the bed next to me.
She was wearing only her underwear. Alice didn't always wear a bra. She was small enough that it didn't matter. Sometimes she put them on when she wore a special outfit, just so the colors could peek through. Pretty things made her feel good, and so I liked whatever she wore. If it made Alice feel right, it was more than okay with me.
I liked being able to undress her though. Many times we skipped right over that part because she was so worked up when she finally got to me that she couldn't wait. I hated not being able to take my time with her.
I missed holding her and cuddling with her. I felt like a girl, admitting this to myself, but it seemed like when things got busy in the house, our real intimate time went out the window first. I missed her.
I propped myself up on my elbow and gazed down at her beautiful face. She was twittering with anticipation. I could feel it in every pore of her body. I could see it in her twinkling eyes.
I leaned down to kiss her breasts, to take my time and get her more excited before we went any farther. She signed impatiently. Then, she kind of broke my heart when she said to me, "Come on Jasper! I have to get this box of stuff to Bella honey. I want to play, but I don't have all day!"
"Okay, well did you get any kind of lube to go with these things?" I asked feeling kind of dejected. Wasn't it enough that I was reduced to using a toy on my wife when the 'Little Major' and I wanted to give her some serious loving of our own.
"Sure," she said and handed me the bottle. I tried not to let her see that my feelings were hurt. I squeezed the slick liquid out in my hand and coated the toy.
It was a wasted effort. Not much got past Alice. She caught my hand before I could violate her with the vibrator.
"Oh Jazz, I am so sorry honey," she spoke with real regret in her voice. She sat up and our lips met in a kiss. She rested her forehead against mine.
"I am always letting you down, I miss you too sweetheart. I just didn't schedule this little diversion in right now. I will make this up to you, I promise I will, please trust me." She would make it up to me, I knew that was certain. I was trying not to be a spoiled child.
I looked away from her for a minute and got my feelings together. Her feeling like shit on top of me feeling like shit was bringing me down in a big way.
"Its okay, don't worry," I told her, "just enjoy this so that I can feel better, too. I didn't intend for you to feel weird about this." I tried to be as honest as I could. Nothing hurt like Alice feeling bad because of me.
She reclined on the pillows and wriggled out of her panties. I collected them off her foot and laid them on the bed. She spread her legs and got that look in her eyes again, she giggled in anticipation as I turned the toy on and moved toward her.
I slid it inside her and turned its rotating head on. The bullet part of the contraption vibrated near her beautiful bud on the outside of her wet flower. Alice's eyes closed and she took a deep sensual breath.
Every part of her was so beautiful. She looked up at me as I moved it in and out of her core, watching the blue rabbit's ears tickle her sensitive little clit.
This whole process was interesting. I began to feel different about what I was doing. She was enjoying this a lot and I was tickled to be a part of it. My hurt feelings slowly melted away as she began to writhe around my hand and the toy that I continually buried in her core.
It didn't take long until her tiny body began to shudder and tense. I knew that look she was getting on her face. I knew the feelings that were rolling off of her. She was headed to the edge in a big way.
Her hands reached out to pull me down on top of her on the bed. I let her hold me, and I wrapped my free arm around her as she came. She gasped and she called my name and then the funniest thing happened. The buzzing noise from the toy between her legs came to a grinding halt. Her eyes opened, and she looked at me in a puzzled way.
"Did you turn it off, Jazz?" she queried.
"No honey," I said, "loosen up on it a minute and let me check it out." The toy was still in one piece, but kind of mangled. It was bent at an angle that honestly made me feel sorry for the friendly blue piece of plastic.
My manhood felt strangely vindicated in that moment. My Alice had laid waste to her little toy in a matter of seconds. I held the deceased phallus up and she squealed in delight and a little embarrassment.
It was horrifyingly funny. I had to lay my head on her shoulder to keep from falling off the bed in laughter. We laughed so hard we would've cried if we could've. There was never a dull moment when I was with Alice.
"I bet you think twice before you cross me again!" she teased me.
"Alice, I have always said you were one dangerous little monster, this just further proves my point!" I held her so close and closed my eyes as I breathed in her precious smells. My sides hurt as we giggled and laughed.
Alice's POV
Oh my, that had felt good while it lasted. Jasper was such a good sport about everything. I was the luckiest being in the world to have him.
I had to find a special way to make it up to him for all the abuse and neglect he had taken lately. He never complained. He would never want to hurt my feelings, but I always knew it when he felt low. No matter how well he tried to hide it. I reached down and took the broken toy out of his hand. "If you liked it, I guess we could look into getting you a sturdier one made," he said smiling at me.
"It was fun, but nothing compared to the real thing I have in you sweetheart," I told him, and it was very true. "I guess I never stopped to think about how sturdy the 'Little Major' is," I giggled as I said it.
"I always knew you had quite the grip honey, but I always enjoyed it so much. I never gave it much thought beyond that until now," he said.
Suddenly I was horrified thinking of Bella and Edward and the real danger that could be there for them. "Alice, what's wrong?" Jasper asked me, noting my concern.
"Just thinking about our soon to be newlyweds," I said. "If I could do that to that little toy, what could Edward do to Bella without even trying?" The thought mortified me.
"Tanya sleeps with human men all the time. I wonder how she does it without tearing off something vital?" I pondered out loud.
"Something tells me that Tanya's feminine goods were not in the pristine condition that yours were when you were changed, my love. Maybe it isn't as big an effort for her as it would be for you," he said, with a wide smile on his face. "Tanya is well, kind of loose, Alice. You know that."
"As for Bella, I keep telling you that he just needs to bite her and get it over with," he said with a grin on his face. His eyes turned serious. His tone turned thoughtful, but stern. "It is no secret that I couldn't control myself like he has done with her. I admire him, in a way. I know how much he loves her, and wants to give in to her. Part of me just thinks it is reckless for him to endanger her in that way," he was somber.
"I wouldn't want to lose you to my own desires, Alice. Even though I am wrapped so tightly around your little finger I am not sure I could deny you." He looked at me wistfully for a minute and put his hand on my cheek.
"She doesn't want to miss out on the human experience of making love with Edward," I said. "You know first hand how hard it will be to think about anything but her thirst when she is a newborn," I knew I didn't have to remind him.
"Yeah, I know all about the thirst," he said quietly. "Maybe she better stick to the stuff in your box until she is less breakable."
"Somehow, I think she is holding out for the real thing just like me, Jazz," I mused at him.
"No need for you to hold out Alice," he said grinning at me, "I have your real thing right here!" He nodded down to the bulge in his jeans.
I slid my dress back over my head and reached to get my panties off the bed. I pointed to my temple. "Somehow I just knew you were going to say that," I said. "Hold that thought. Edward will be back soon, and I have got to get this box of goodies over to Bella and Charlie's house before he catches me."
"Are you going to tell Charlie what's in the box?" he asked me snidely.
"You are enjoying this just a little too much, Jasper!" I said to him, with much enthusiasm. Truthfully I was glad he was in on the whole thing with me now.
"Do you want me to get a car," he asked.
"No, I am pretty sure that Rosalie and Emmett are up to no good in the garage right now," I said, wrinkling my nose. "Possibly on the hood of Edward's Vanquish from the looks of it."
Jasper looked at me with a pained expression on his face. "That's more information than I wanted. Really I don't want to think about that. Rosalie is a vindictive little minx, isn't she?" he didn't honestly need to ask me that.
"Yes, she is." I said, grinning in agreement. "Lets just run them there, it won't take long. We can hunt before we come back to the house."
Jasper closed the box of toys and picked it up. I opened the bedroom door and started down the hall. He paused on his way out of the door and pointed to a stack sitting in the hall. "Oh hey honey, I brought these up for you. It slipped my mind in all the excitement," he said.
I glanced at the labels on the boxes and remembered the other things on my list for the day. "What did you order this time? Is there anything fun in these?" He asked hopefully.
"Yes, there is some of my favorite things to decorate with in those boxes," I smiled at him mischievously.
"What might that be?" He asked, picking up something in the satisfaction of my answer.
"Twinkle lights, of course!" I said.
"Oh, joy…" he grumbled, not trying to hide his feelings just this once.
I giggled in delight. My goodness, I loved my sweet Jasper.
