FINALLY i have complete chapter 2 i cant believe it took me so long to finish. I would like to thank BadBoyKlaine for being to first one to review. And to Jill, dapperbowties and 2-huge-tiva-shippers-and-mary for their lovely reviews. Also i would like to thank ChrisCalledMeSweetie for them giving me the motivation. So i am dedicating this chapter to all of you. You don't know how much this means to me with your kind and loving words.
Also my friend HungerGamesAndTwilightFan has written a sequel My Man and Teens go check it out.
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Chapter 2
Inside the royal coach, Prince Hunter, with Sir Hiss by his side, was counting the gold he had gotten taxing the people. He put his hand in the bag grabbed a handful of coins "Taxes!" he exclaimed "Taxes! Beautiful, lovely taxes!" he laughed like he received an early Christmas present.
"Sire, you have an absolute skill...for encouraging contributions from the poor." Hunter's pet snake said with a hiss of laughter.
"To coin a phrase, my dear counselor, rob the poor to feed the rich." Hunter laughed and elbowed Hiss several times "Am I right?" he asked.
He then took his crown and admired it "Tell me, what is the next stop, Sir Hiss?"
He slithered over to the map "Uh, let me see. Uh, I- Oh! Yes. The next stop is Nottingham, sire." he replied. "Oh! The richest plum of them all." Hiss held a big hand mirror to Hunter.
"Notting- laughs –ham." and places the crown on his head but its to big and it falls down covering his eyes.
"A perfect fit, sire. Most becoming. You look regal, dignified, sincere, masterful, noble, chival-"
Hunter interrupted Hiss's babbling "Uh. Uh, don't, don't over do it, Hiss." he said and fixed up the crown. "There. That, I believe, does it. This crown gives me a feeling a power! POWER!" he shouted the last past causing Hiss to fall over. "Forgive me a cruel chuckle." evil laugh "Power. Hmm." and rubbed his two palms together.
Sir Hiss managed to get back up "And how well King Richard's crown sits on your noble brow." he said.
Hunter took the mirror from him "Doesn't it?" he thought for a moment "Uh, King Richard?" he said harshly and grabbed Hiss's neck and shook him roughly. "I've told you never to mention my brother's name!" and then let go.
"A-A mere slip of the forked tongue, Your Majesty. We're in this plot together, and if you don't mind me saying so. And remember, it was your idea I hypnotized him and-"
Hunter cut him off "I know. And sent him off on that crazy crusade." they both laugh.
"Much to the sorrow of the Queen Mother." Hiss said sadly
"Yes! Mother." Hunter whined. "Mother always did like Richard best." and then stuck his thumb in his mouth and started to suck on it.
Hiss rolled his eyes everytime Hunter gotten upset he would suck on his thumb like a baby. "Your Highness, please don't do that. If you don't mind me saying so, you see, you have a very loud thumb." But Hunter was paying attention so Hiss had an idea "Hypnotism could rid you of your... psychosis...so...easily. The hypnosis was working and Hunter's eye were going weary until he suddenly snapped out of it.
"NO!" he shouted "None of that! None of that."
Hiss chuckled "Well, I was only trying to help."
Hunter sneered "I wonder. Silly serpent."
Hiss mouth dropped "'Silly serpent'?" he questioned.
"Now look here." He said and admired himself in the hand mirror. "One more hiss out of you, Hiss and you are walking to Nottingham."
Hiss went over to his baskets and coiled himself inside it "Snake's don't walk. They slither." he protested. "Hmph. So there."
Meanwhile, not far away, Blaine and Nick were disguising themselves as gypsy women to fool the Prince Hunter. The hid behind a tree as they finished putting on the clothes. "Now what about that for luck? It's only a circus. A peanut operation." Nick said placing a piece of fabric over his blonde wig and tying a knot in it.
Blaine's eye widened with excitement "Peanuts?" Why you dunce. That's the royal coach. It's Prince Hunter himself." said Blaine putting on clip on hoops to his ears.
"The Prince? Wait a minute. There's a law against robbin' royalty." He turn and started to walk off "I'll catch you later."
Blaine quickly dashed in front of Nick placing both hands on his chest and stopped him dead in his tracks "What?" And miss this chance to perform in front of royalty."
Nick placed his hand on his head "Ah," he sighed and rolled his eyes "Here we go again."
As the coach came closer Blaine and Nick emerged from their hiding place. "Oo-de-lally! Oo-de-lally! Fortune-teller!" Blaine yelled waving and trying to pose flirtatiously.
"Fortunes forecast! Lucky charms!" yelled Nick spinning a globe in his right hand.
"Get the dope with your horoscope." yelled Blaine a second time.
Prince Hunter heard the commotion and pulled back the curtains that were surrounding the carriage. "Fortune-tellers." he said excitedly "How droll. Uh, stop the coach." and the coach came to a halt.
Hiss then came out from his basket and stood behind Hunter "Sire, sire they could be bandits." he said with concern.
"Oh, poppycock. Female bandits? What next? Rubbish." he said and gave a little chuckle. "Um, my dear ladies, you have my permission to kiss to royal hand," he said and held out his hands "Which ever you like first."
On his left hand were three rings, one a sapphire on his pinky. On his middle finger was a flat square ruby, and on his index finger was a round emerald. And on his other hand all by itself a big round ruby that stood out from the others. Blaine's and Nick's eyes widened indeed it was a good collection day.
Blaine approach the prince eye the big ruby "Mmm! Oh! How gracious!" he said silently slipping the ring off before applying a soft kiss to the prince's knuckles. "And generous." lift his head and flattered his eyelash.
Hiss gasped when he saw what the woman had done "Sire! Sire! Did you see what they-" as he talked his tongue tickled the inside of the prince's ear.
Hunter giggle "Stop," and stuck his finger in his ear "Stop hissing in my ear."
As he was distracted Nick leaned in to his right hand and as he kissed in ring he sucked the jewels from out if there place. Hiss then stood in front of him and when Nick smiled all you could were the jewels. Hiss started stammering trying to warn Hunter but no words were coming out just his tongue tickling Hunter's ear again.
"AH!" he jumped and grabbed Hiss by the throat. "Hiss! Oh, you've hissed your last-" and tied him in a knot "hiss." Hiss started gulping then Hunter threw him in the basket closed the lid and sat on it. He crossed his arms and rolled his eyes "Suspicious snake."
"Masterfully done, Your Excellency." Blaine said and pulled on a string that closed the curtains. "Now close your eyes... and concentrate." Hunter did was he was told but still kept his right eye slightly open. "Close your eyes. Tight shut. No peeking, sire." So Hunter closed his eye. Blaine then spotted the bag of gold next to the table. "From the mists of time, come forth, spirits. Yoo-hoo!"
Outside the carriage Nick tide the globe to a string and placed a few fireflies in it. "Okay, little fireflies. Glow, babies, glow."
"We're waiting." came Blaine's voice from inside. Nick then slipped the globe in between the curtains. "Ah, Oh!" Blaine pattered the prince's hand trying to grab his attention. "Look, sire. Look!"
Hunter then opened his eyes and sure enough there in front of him was a glowing ball. "Oh! Incredible. Floating spirits." he extended his hand trying to touch it only to have Blaine slap at it.
"Ah, Oh! (chuckling) Naughty, naughty. You mustn't touch, young man.
Hunter rubbed and his sore hand "Oh, how dare you strike the royal hand."
"Shh! You'll break the spell. Just gaze into the crystal ball." he grabbed the crystal ball and placed it on the table. "Oo-de-lally! Oo-de-lal Oh!" he gasped then lowered his voice to a whisper. "A face appears. A crown is on his noble brow."
"Oo-de-lally!" Hunter exclaimed "A crown! How exciting!"
"His face is handsome, regal, majestic, lovable, a cuddly face."
Hunter smiled with joy "Handsome, regal, oh! Majestic. Lovable. Yes, yes. Cuddly. Oh, that's me to a 'T'"
While Hunter was obsessing over himself, Blaine sneaked towards the bag of gold. Hiss had peaked out of his basket in time see Blaine's hand within the bag's reached. He quickly poked his tail through the basket a deliver a hard whip with his tail.
Blaine retreated his hand while trying to hold in the yelp from the sting. "I-" he began.
"Now what?" Hunter demanded.
Blaine tried to shake it off by giggling "I, uh-" and floated his hands over the ball "I see, um, your illustrious name."
Hunter started to boil "I know my name! Get on with it!" he shouted.
Hiss coiled hiss tail around the bag tightly "Your name will go-" and Blaine began pulling the bag from hiss's grip "down, down, down," finally he was successful "in history of course." he then slipped the bag outside into Nick's waiting hands.
"Yes!" Hunted shouted "I knew it! I knew it! Do you hear that Hiss? Oh, you- (mumbling) He's in the basket." and hit it two times. "Don- Don't forget it."
Outside Nick slipped the bag of gold in his and has about to go hide when something caught his eye. "Hmm. What have we here? Solid-gold hubcaps." so he stood in front of it placed his hand behind his back and unscrewed it, then went over to the next one, then he spotted something even better. "Oo-de-lally. The Jackpot."
There were four guards holding up a huge chest locked with three padlocks. Nick crept underneath it and with his dagger began drilling a hole. When he hit the inside he pulled the top part of the dress open and let the coins fall in. One of the guards could hear something but took no notice of it. Until Nick casually strode away the guard took one look at him and wolf whistled.
Suddenly Blaine came out of the carriage he picked up the bag of gold Nick left on the ground and he was wearing Prince Hunter's royal robe. He failed to see where he was going and smashed right into Nick gold fell everywhere. They tried to pick up as much as they could and took off for the forest.
As the past the carriage Hunter opened up the curtain standing in his underwear he saw the pair running off with his gold. Blaine turned around laughing and waving "Robbed! I've been robbed!" Hunter shouted "Hiss! Your never around when I need you!" Hiss raced out of the basket and stood in front of an embarrassed prince. Hunter had his arms wrapped around his chest "Ahem. I've been robbed" he admitted shamefully.
"Of course you've been robbed!" Hiss protested.
"Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally!" Blaine chanted.
"Fortunes forecast. Lucky charms. Nick yelled waving to the guard who wolf whistled at him and surprisingly the guard was smiling and waving back.
"AFTER THEM, YOU FOOLS" Hunter shouted.
The guards ran after them as fast as they could. As they pulled the carriage along without the hubcaps the wheels came off, causing it to tilt and sent Hunter and Hiss flying and both landed in a puddle of mud. Hunter began thrashing around like a child "No, no, no, no!"
"I knew it. I knew it. I Just knew this would happen." Hiss said and picked up his hat and placed it on his head. "I tried to warn you, but, no. You wouldn't listen. You just had to-" Hiss stopped his ranting Hunters face was screwed up in and and in his right hand held the large mirror. "Ah, ah, ah! Seven years bad-" and Hunter smashed the mirror over Hiss's head "Ooh! Luck. That's what it is. Beside you broke your mother's mirror.
Hunter began wailing "Mother." he cried and sucked on his thumb. He then took it out of his mouth and observed it "I have a dirty thumb."
Ok so what did you guys think if you are wonder when Kurt will make his appearance it will be in chapter 4. And in this i have made him and Hunter cousins. So please leave me your review and if you have any question i will gladly answer them.
(Chapter fixed spaced out my talking sentences is that better.)
