The Sanzo Incident III

A/N: Dear me, the first chapter was shorter than anything in existence. Gomen, Gomen. It was very quick, spur of the moment writing. –sigh- . So herein I give you a longer chapter. The second chapter…XD. Eat it! BWAHAHAA.

Disclaimer: Dx. Not yet…Darrr. MINEKURA SENSEIII!XD.

Warnings: XD. Randomness, Butt Holding, Spoon eating and Kissing. Pg-13 RVB Refernces.

Chapter 2: Ownage of the Spoonage. My Damn Monkey.

After Goku and Sanzo had randomly took off, and Hakkai dumped the lifeless body of Gojyo into the river, Hakuryu decided to drive around the desert looking for everyone. Since I'm lazy, I'll just type Jeep. XD.

Jeep: Kyuuu. –vroom—vroom-

Goku flies out of the sky and lands in the driver's seat and slams on the gas.

Goku: GO GO GO!

Jeep: KYUKYUYU? (wtf!) –speeds up and almost runs over Sanzo- KYU! –poofs and turns back into dragon.-

Sanzo: Goku! Get your monkey ass over here and give me that spoon! –stomps foot-

Goku: Hell no! It's my spoon and you can't have it, Coconut Boy! –runs off into a random Inn-

Sanzo: -twitch- I'm not Coconut Boy! I am LORD of the COCONUTS! Get it right dumbass!

Sanzo follows Goku into the Inn which turns back into the temple, and he finds Hakkai sitting at a table sipping tea.

Hakkai: Ah! Good afternoon, Sanzo! –offers tea- Would you like to sit down?

Sanzo: Sure, why not. –takes the tea and chugs it.- So, what did you do today?

Hakkai: Oh, nothing much really. Just threw a dead body off the bridge. How about you?

Sanzo: Chased a monkey around. He has a spoon….but it's not just any spoon. –glares at the ceiling and stands on his chair and it falls over, and so sanzo lands on his butt-

Hakkai: OMG! SANZO! I need staplers! OMG OMGOMG! –runs frantically around in circles.- SANZO HOLD ON! HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTT! YOU CAN LOSE YOUR BUTT! YOU JUST CANT! –breaks down crying- OH GAWD SANZO! WHY WHY WHY? –faints-

Sanzo freaks out and runs away from the fainted persona, calling for Goku.

Sanzo: Goku-KUN! GOKU-KUN! –door slams in his face- SHIT!

Goku: SANZO! –glomps his monk- I missed you! How have ya been!

Sanzo: I'm pretty sure I haven't been better! HA! –steals the spoon that was in Goku's hand-

Goku: -blink- GAH! HEY! –grabs for it- Freaking A!

THWACK! The Harisen collided furiously with Goku's head. Sanzo seethed.

Sanzo: What the hell, Goku. What the Hell! –storms off-

Goku: NEVERR! –tackles Sanzo from behind, somehow he ends up sitting on his shoulder and they are calming wandering the halls- : TURKEY!

Sanzo: -is eating the spoon, which turned out to be made of chocolate- Hakkai!

Ninja Poof and Hakkai appears.

Hakkai: Hai! I'll be off then!

Sanzo: Good, and remember the wasabi! –drops Goku and walks out onto the bridge-

Gojyo: -dead- blub, blub.

Goku: Woooowww! He really is dead! –pokes the floating body with a stick-

Sanzo: Well duh! Why do you think he hasn't said anything this whole time! –suddenly grabs Goku and kisses him- MY DAMN MONKEY!

Goku: XD…..-spins in circles- WOOT WOOT! I got kissed!

Gojyo: -rises from the water and floats to the bridge- BLARG! I AM AN ASAIN ZOMBIE. HONK BLARG!

Hakkai appears out of nowhere and kicks Gojyo in the face…or the eye would be more like it.

Hakkai: In your eye BIATCH! Stay dead!

Sanzo: That's my line! –shoots Hakkai in the face-

Hakkai: Hell no, you did not just do that?

Sanzo: Yeah! I just did! Whatcha gunna do about it!

Hakkai: I'm gunna make out with Gojyo that's what!

Sanzo: Fine! Go! Make out with the dead man!

Hakkai: Fine! I will! –hugs everyone and skips off, leaving Gojyo behind-

Gojyo: WAH! Hakkai! Blarg! HONK BLARG! –follows-

End Chapter 2.

Will Hakkai make it to the swing set in time for Goku and Sanzo to eat the cherry pie? Will Gojyo stay dead for ever? Tune in next time and find out!

PLZ reviewww

--nellysama-

Was that crazy or what.?