What If…

Gokudera was a substitute kindergarten teacher?

"Good morning class!" said Gokudera.

Class: "Good morning sensei!"

"Today your regular teacher is absent, so I will be your substitute teacher. Class, my name is Gokudera Hayato, nice to meet you."

Class: "Hello Gokudera sensei!"

"Okay class, today we will be learning about the Pythagorean Theorem. Open to textbook page 59." Gokudera opened his own textbook and looked for the page.

Student #1: "Uh sensei, we don't have textbooks…"

Student #2: "Yea sensei. We're in kindergarten. And…what's the Pythagorean thing?"

Student #3: "Aren't we supposed to read The Cat in the Hat today sensei?"

Student #2: "Are you in the wrong class sensei?"

"No, I am not in the wrong class. Also, the Pythagorean Theorem is a method used to identify a side of a right triangle. The formula used would be: a2+b2=c2. This is quite a simple formula. What do they teach kids these days!" Gokudera said with a scowl.

Student #1: "But sensei, we're only in kinder-"

"Nonetheless, kids should learn these things at an early age so they can be successful in life. Now, since you kids don't have any textbooks, I'll call up a student to read a paragraph aloud to the class. Hmmm…you there! Come up and read a passage!" Gokudera pointed to a kid sitting in the back.

Student #4: "Y-yes, but…" The student sighed and just went to the front of the class and stood in front of the textbook.

Gokudera pointed to a passage in the textbook and said, "Read here, nice and clear."

Student #4: "…."

"What's the hold up?"

Student #4: "S-sorry! Um…but…"

"Well? What is it? Spit it out!"

Student #4: "Um…I can't read much…most of us can't…"

*Sweatdrop* "Oh…is that so…" mumbled Gokudera.

Class: (Thinking) Fail…