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To all of you that did not leave me and the story for Dose of Your Own: Read it later, after this chapter. You swear? Well, you shouldn't because swearing is bad. Heh. Get it? Swearing…because technically it's bad…but it's also promising…that was funny…

THIS CHAP SHOULD EXPLAIN STUFF SO LISTEN CAREFULLY. OR READ CAREFULLY, I GUESS. BECAUSE YOU ARE READING…NOT LISTENING. OR IF YOU'RE LIKE IGGY AND HAVING SOMEBODY READ THIS TO YOU…YOU WOULD BE LISTENING. THEN AGAIN, I SHOULD CONSIDER THE DUDE THAT IS READING IT TO YOU BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE READING…NOT LISTENING. CAPISCE? COMPRENDE?

The fact that today was Monday seemed to fit my crabby and crappy mood just perfectly. I woke up earlier than Fang for once, though I did think just for a second that it was because I really didn't want to spend too much time with Fang. What? Things like this can really bring out the weaknesses of people.

And exactly what do you think thisis exactly?

Damn that Voice.

I got everybody set for school and right when I stopped to catch a breath, I caught sight of Fang. I furrowed my eyebrows, raised my chin, and walked past him, not making eye contact…because a part of me suspected that I would melt at that. The walk to school wasn't all that exhilarating, either. There were no Erasers of mad scientists chasing after us but whenever conversations grew to a comfortable silence, the Voice would pipe up again with new ideas.

You're here for one thing, Max. You were designed to save the world. But not alone, I assure you this.

I don't need assurance, I need a break. And now that I've finally gotten one...I'm still on lookout for any Erasers to pop up. Do you know how hard it is? To never act like a normal 14-year girl, it is not fun. And I keep wondering what life would be if I wasn't a leader of a flock of mutant bird-human hybrids.

Then don't be. You are a leader at heart…just act like a normal teen. We'll see how that works out for you…

Fang. Lissa. Fang with Lissa. Fang and Lissa…together. He wasn't the hand holding- walking together-carrying her notebooks in the hallways kind of dude. So he didn't. But the constant and persistent appearance of Lissa was enough to send me into a disastrous mood and mode. But somehow I managed to keep a cool and relaxed composure. You know…as much as I could. I didn't want to have to blow up again like I did on Friday.

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"Fang, are you okay?" Lissa asked with concern. I couldn't help but roll my eyes then. She asked this as if she'd known him her whole life! As if she knew what normal Fang would do and what abnormal Fang would do! As if she had him memorized inside out! Oh, wait. All of that, it is me.

"I'm fine." He didn't say much. I had hoped she would figure that out by now. Though, inside I knew she was too stupid to EVER realize THAT. Her luscious curly red hair moved from side to side as she shook her head vigorously.

"There is just something up…with all of you. Don't think I don't notice how you guys behave. Don't think I don't think it isn't suspicious. I just want to help…you seem like you're having more trouble fitting in than the rest of us. Just tell me what's up." I wanted to scream at her for being so stupid and idiotic. If she was going to raise suspicion, she could at least sound smart. Iggy snorted and I just rolled my eyes. I did that often around her so I think I did well…

"And Fang," she turned to him so passionately as if she was a nurse treating a dying patient, "We really should talk about our feelings…"

"You okay, Lissa? I can walk you to the nurse if you want…"I offered kindly.

"I'm fine!" she was starting to get angrier, her hair definitely stood for something.

"Listen…honey…Fang here just has a problem. It's a rare psychiatric issue." I had ushered to the side and was whispering to her but loud enough for Fang to hear, that way he would know that he had a mental disease. "We're all a little concerned…you see he knows what you're saying and all but…he has trouble saying things without choking…" Her eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "…on his saliva. He also has overactive salivary glands. It's part of the disease."

Her eyes burst open wide and muttered, "the poor thing…I could never make it…what's the disease called, again?"

"S-salimutory disease." I burst out, saying. "Very… rare…there's probably no research on it yet either…like I said, it's…newly found". Yeah, as of now.

"Oh."

I nearly burst into laughter at her stupidity to buy such an idiotic gimmick as a Salimutory disease. And then practically cried when I saw her make her way back to Fang.

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The problem was that none of it actually worked the way I had hoped. Truthfully, inside me was a certain uncharacteristic hope that prayed for Lissa to really think Fang as a freak. But she didn't. No, Lissa instead decided to spend every waking moment with Fang. Ugh, desperate much? But I couldn't bring myself to blame her. Why, if I was his girlfriend I don't think I would care that he had Salimutory disease. I would get over it. Or at least, have the brains to figure it was all a lie.

These days had grown to be excruciatingly painful and just plain bad. I knew we just HAD to leave Anne's house. Not just that but the dastardly school and that troublesome Lissa. These thoughts had flown in and out of my head so many times I was sure Angel would explode from reading my confusing thoughts.

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