2. Cha-Cha Slide- Casper
(Italic font- Song)
Steve stared at the ridiculously huge stereo system on the back wall of the room he was in. "It's huge…what is it?"
"This, Cap…this is a stereo system."
"Why is there a stereo in here?"
"We're going to have a party!"
"A party? What for?"
Tony clicked his tongue. "Too many questions…You're going to dance with us!"
"What? Dance? I don't dance."
"Sure you do. It's not formal dancing." Tony pressed a button on the stereo and music started. "This is something new, the Casper Slide Part 2, featuring the platinum band, and this time…we're gonna get funky."
"Watch what I do, but it's simple enough. He tells you what to do," Tony said. Steve was extremely confused. The others (Clint, Natasha, Bruce) walked in and instantly joined in, and made a line. "Funky…everybody clap your hands. Clap, Clap, Clap, clap your hands. Clap, Clap, Clap, clap your hands. Alright now, we're gonna do the basic step: To the left, take it back now ya'll. One hop this time, right foot lets stomp, left foot lets stomp, cha-cha real smooth." Steve watched as the others danced slightly in place before Casper spoke again. "Turn it out."
They all turned to the left. "To the left, take it back now ya'll. One hop this time, right foot lets stomp, left foot lets stomp, cha-cha now ya'll…now it's time to get funky! To the right now, to the left, take it back now ya'll. One hop this time, one hop this time. Right foot two stomps, left foot two stomps. Slide to the left, slide to the right. Criss cross! Criss cross! Cha-cha real smooth. Let's go to work!" They turned again. "To the left, take it back now ya'll. Two hops this time! Two hops this time! Right foot two stomps, left foot two stomps! Hands on your knees, hands on your knees!" Steve smiled as he joined in with the rest in their odd behavior, but he found it amusing and very fun. "Get funky with it! Aw, yeah! Come on, cha-cha now ya'll…Turn it out…To the left, take it back now ya'll. Five hops this time, right foot lets stomp, left foot lets stomp, right foot again, left foot again. Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp…Freeze!" Steve stopped, posed almost like a gangster, and Tony laughed. "Everybody clap your hands."
They all did, Natasha and Clint laughing at how childish they all felt. Bruce had no argument, he was enjoying at much as he could. "Come on ya'll, check it out ya'll…how low can you go? Can you go down low? All the way to the floor? How low can you go?" Natasha was the only one who could go all the way to the floor with her back, the men all stopped before they really hurt themselves. "Can you bring it to the top? Like you never ever stop, can you bring it to the top? One hop! Right foot now, left foot now ya'll. Cha-cha real smooth…turn it out…To the left, take it back now ya'll. One hop this time, one hop this time. Reverse! Reverse! Slide to the left, slide to the right. Reverse, reverse! Reverse, reverse! Cha-cha now ya'll…cha-cha again…cha-cha now ya'll…cha-cha again…Turn it out…To the left, take it back now ya'll. Two hops, two hops! Two hops, two hops! Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp. Charlie Brown. Hop it out now. Slide to the right, slide to the left. Take it back now ya'll, cha-cha now ya'll…"
The song ended, and they all laughed. "I can't believe we just did that!"
"You're not so bad at following directions, Cap…"
"That was actually…fun. Thanks, Tony."
"Don't mention it…really, don't mention this to anyone."
