Whiteicewolf: I do not own Naruto

A lot of people wanted NarutoxHinata so I'm going with that pairing.

Thank you to the people that reviewed


Naruto woke up to the call of his alarm clock. A drowsy Naruto threw the alarm clock at the wall effectively stopping and breaking the clock.

"You know, you're going to have to go buy another alarm clock, again," Kyubi told Naruto as he slowly got out of his bed

"Whatever" Naruto looked at the ninja headband that he received from Iruka, on top of the drawer. The memories last night flooded his mind.

Hey, kit aren't you supposed to get your picture taken today, Kyubi reminded Naruto

"Oh yeah" Naruto recalled and then looked at his broken clock and observed the time the clock had before it broke.

8:00 I have to take the photo at 9:00, so I guess I could train for a little while, Naruto thought as he got dressed in his jumpsuit.

I'm going to have to ask jiji if that shipment of clothes I ordered is here. I'm getting really sick of this jumpsuit, Naruto thought before he left the apartment not forgetting to lock it and headed to the training grounds.

Later

Naruto was coming close to the training grounds when he saw the memorial stone as well as a person standing in front of it. Observing the man's clothes Naruto concluded that he was a jounin and by the gravity defying gray hair, Naruto knew exactly who that person was.

He should spend his time getting stronger instead of wallowing in self-pity, Naruto thought as he looked at the jounin before leaving.

at training ground 22

Naruto arrived at training ground 22 only to see that it was occupied by a brown haired ninja who was wearing the standard jounin outfit and was wearing his ninja headband as a bandanna.

"Hi Hayate" Naruto greeted

"Hi cough Naruto cough" Hayate replied

"You training as well" Naruto asked

"Yeah, cough I was just finishing up cough," Hayate sheathed his sword

"You just wanted to finish you training so you could see Yugao, right" Hayate's face soon sported a bright red blush

"I knew it" Naruto grinned like a fox

"Stop cough giving me cough that fake cough smile" Hayate coughed

"Sorry, it's a habit" Naruto replied

"Anyway cough what is it that cough you want" Hayte asked

"Can we have a kenjutsu spar, it's been awhile" Naruto asked

"Sure, cough I don't mind cough" Hayate then unsheathed his sword while Naruto took out a scroll that had the kanji for sword written on it, he opened it and then a sword appeared in his hand that looked just like Hayate's.

"Start cough whenever you're ready cough" Hayate commented. Naruto quickly charged to strike at Hayate, who countered with his sword. Hayate then tried to strike at Naruto's midsection, but Naruto quickly did a backflip and Naruto's foot hit Hayate's chin causing Hayate to back away. Once Hayate recovered from the kick, Naruto quickly tried to attack on Hayate's right side, the jounin countered it in time forcing Naruto to back off.

"Dance of the Crescent moon" Hayate said as he performed the kenjutsu, which Naruto quickly dodged all of the slashes that Hayate tried to make. Naruto then swiped his feet under Hayate's trying to make him fall, but the jounin quickly jumped and then attacked Naruto head on. Naruto quickly brought his blade up to defend himself from Hayate.

I'm going to have to end this quickly, Naruto thought as he quickly pushed his blade upward causing Hayate to back away. He then charged straight at Hayate.

He's going for a straight forward attack? Hayate thought as he raised his blade, ready to counter Naruto's, but he didn't expect Naruto to quickly crouch and swipe his feet under Hayate's legs causing him to fall. When Hayate regained his surroundings he saw Naruto with his sword at his neck.

"Yield" Naruto said

"I yield" Hayate said before going into a coughing fit.

"Cough drop" Naruto offered

"Thank cough you" Hayate then took the cough drop and his coughing instantly stopped

"It looks like the cough drops I made, really work" Naruto commented before sealing his sword back into the scroll.

"You made that cough drop" Hayate said bewildered

"Yep" Naruto said before taking a small bag out of his weapons pouch.

"Why did you make cough drops, jinchuriki don't get sick" Hayate said before catching the small bag Naruto tossed at him

"I made them for you" Hayate looked into the bag to see that it was filled with cough drops

"After all, you don't want to keep on coughing in front of Yugao all the time, right" Naruto teased making Hayate's face become as red as a tomato.

"Aren't you a little young to be thinking like that" Hayate reprimanded

"I am, but furball isn't" Naruto replied

HEY! Kyubi yelled causing Naruto to flinch at the volume of Kurama's voice

"Anyway, Hayate do you know what time it is?" Naruto asked

"Time?" Hayate said" It's 8:30 right now"

"8:30 huh, well I'm going to go to a different training ground, you go have fun with Yugao" Naruto said while leaving, but not before he saw Hayate's face turn bright red.

at training ground 31

"This seems like a good place to train" Naruto said as he observed his surroundings

"Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu" Naruto yelled and out poof about 100 Narutos

"Okay, I want 40 of you to work on chakra control, 20 of you to read the fuinjutsu scrolls and 20 of you practicing jutsu and the other 20 working with kenjutsu" Naruto ordered

"Okay, boss" the Narutos replied

Why do they always call me boss, Naruto thought before going to read the scrolls that the shadow clones had written down from the forbidden scroll.

Naruto was currently in the middle of reading his scroll when he sensed a chakra signature.

"Guys disperse" Naruto ordered his clones

"Right" they all said and got ready to disperse

"Wait not at on-" Naruto was too late as all of his clones dispersed giving him a massive headache

"Awe my head" Naruto groaned

Your fault kit, Kyubi said

"Shut up" Naruto muttered

"Naruto is that you" Naruto looked up to see Iruka walking towards him

"Hi Iruka-sensei" Naruto greeted

"Hey Naruto what are you doing here" Iruka asked

"Just training, how about you"

"I was just taking a walk," Iruka answered

"Hey Iruka-sensei"

"Yeah"

"Can you teach me the Big Head Jutsu" Naruto asked

"Why would you want to learn that" Iruka asked

"Because it might come in handy, please" Naruto begged

"Alright," Iruka answered and started to explain how to use the big head jutsu

Naruto then tried and practiced using the jutsu when he finally got the hang of it.

"Hey Iruka-sensei"

"Yes"

"What time is it"

"Time?" Iruka looked at his watch "It's 8:55 why do you ask"

"8:55 ARE YOU SERIOUS!" Naruto yelled

"Huh?"

"I'm going to be late, see ya later Iruka sensei!" Naruto then sped off leaving a cloud of dust trailing behind him

"That was weird" Iruka said then a thought occured to him

Wait, since when could Naruto run that fast?

With Naruto

There's no way I'm going to make it on time even if I take off my weight seals, I guess I'm going to have to take a shortcut through the other training grounds, Naruto then released his weight seals and cut through some of the training grounds. Naruto was so preoccupied at getting to the hokage tower that he didn't notice that he sped past 2 green spandex wearing, bowl cut haired shinobis. Naruto then heard someone shout 'youth' and 'eternal rival' causing a chill come up his spine.

"I got to hurry" Naruto mumbled as he was on his way to the Hokage tower.

at the training ground 9

"ALRIGHT MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS TODAY WE ARE GOING TO START WITH A WARM UP CONSISTING OF RUNNING 100 LAPS AROUND KONOHA, 300 PUSH-UPS, AND 500 SIT-UPS!" Gai yelled

"GAI-SENSEI IF I AM NOT ABLE TO DO THOSE I WILL RUN AROUND KONOHA 100 TIMES ON MY HANDS!" Lee yelled

"LEE" Gai said with tears running down his face

"GAI-SENSEI" Lee too had tears running down his face

Oh no, not the genjutsu, the other two teammates of team 9 thought

"LEE"

"GAI-SENSEI"

"LEE"

"GAI-SENSEI" the two were just about to hug and a sunset and ocean were just about to appear when an orange blur passed right in between Gai and Lee making them separate and the sunset and ocean to disappear.

Oh thank kami, the other two thought

"Lee did you see that orange blur" Gai said as he looked at the dust trail that Naruto left

"GAI-SENSEI I SWEAR ON MY YOUTH THAT I WILL MAKE THAT ORANGE PERSON MY ETERNAL RIVAL!" Lee yelled

"LEE"

"GAI-SENSEI"

"LEE"

not the genjutsu, the other two thought

back with Naruto

Naruto arrived at the hokage tower in a blur.

8:58, I made it here in record time, Naruto thought as he activated his weight seals again. Naruto was just about to go into the room to get his photo taken when he got an idea.

Brat what are you thinking, Kyubi asked

I'm going to do one last prank, Naruto thought as he went into the bathroom

Later

Naruto was sitting in front of the Sandaime hokage who was currently looking at Naruto's ninja photo. Naruto had put on red and white make-up on his face in the style that made him look like a Kabuki dancer.

"Pretty cool, right" Naruto laughed while internally he was killing himself for still acting like the village idiot

"Naruto take the photo again" Sarutobi said

"What! Why?" Naruto whined

"I can barely tell that it's you and you're not even wearing your ninja headband" Hiruzen answered

"I don't want to get my headband dirty," Naruto said and then sensed a person behind the door, but just ignored it.

"Naruto-" Hiruzen was cut off by a yell

"You're mine old man!" a kid with brown spiky hair came running in the room with a shuriken in his hand, but tripped over his very long scarf.

"Who laid that trap" the kid said

"Konohamaru" Hiruzen muttered

"You were the one who tripped me weren't you" Konohamaru pointed at Naruto

You tripped over your damn scarf! you brat!, Naruto yelled in his mind

"Look kid, you tripped over your scarf" Naruto pointed at Konohamaru's scarf

"Don't lie to me," he yelled

"Look here kid" Naruto was cut off when a jounin came in.

"Honorable grandson" he said as he walked in

"Ebisu" Konohamaru grumbled

"You unhand him" Ebisu pointed at Naruto

"Why should I" Naruto replied

"He is the Hokage's grandson that's why" Ebisu yelled

Great now he's going to call me honorable grandson like everyone else, Konohamaru thought

So he's jiji's grandson, Naruto thought as he looked at Konohamaru

"Aren't you going to hit me, are you to afraid because the hokage's my grandfather" Konohamaru said

"I don't care if he's your grandMother! So shut up!" Naruto said as he hit Konohamaru on the head.

He hit me, Konohamaru thought as his face made contact with the floor.

"See ya jiji" Naruto said as he walked out of the room.

"Naruto" Hiruzen sighed

"Honorable grandson are you alright" Ebisu said as he walked up to Konohamaru

"Grandpa who was that" Konohamaru asked

"That person was Naruto" Sarutobi answered

"Honorable grandson you must not get involved with people like him, if you train under me you will be able to become hokage in no time" Ebisu said but then noticed that Konohamaru wasn't there

"Where did honorable grandson go" Ebisu exclaimed

"I believe he went after Naruto" Hiruzen said

with Naruto

Naruto was currently walking down the street.

Oh shoot! I forgot to ask jiji about the clothes I ordered, eh, I'll just ask him later, Naruto thought but then looked behind him to see the fence that was on his left side had a part where the wood was going the wrong way.

"Konohamaru, I know that's you" Naruto said

"Just what I expect from my rival" Konhamaru said

"Konohamaru, what are you doing here" Naruto asked

"I want you to teach me" he said

"Why should I" Naruto said

"I want people to acknowledge me and not call me honorable grandson" Konhamaru said

He's kind of like me, Naruto thought

"Fine, but first, we have to go to the training grounds first" Naruto said with Konohamaru following him

at the training grounds

"So what did you want me to teach you" Naruto asked

"I want you to teach me the jutsu you used on Grandpa" Konohamaru asked

"Do you mean my sexy jutsu" Naruto answered

"Yeah that one" he said causing Naruto to sigh

"Fine, but first let's see how you do" Naruto said and then Konohmaru turned into an ugly fat brown haired lady that almost caused Naruto to barf.

Now that's ugly, Kyubi said

"You have to make her Konohamaru" Naruto said and Konomaru tried again

"No more curvier"

later

"Yeah! I finally mastered the jutsu" Konohamaru said

"Say Konohamaru, what is your dream" Naruto asked

"I want to be Hokage, so I can be acknowledged by all of the villagers" Konohamaru said

"You won't be hokage" Naruto said "Because I'll be hokage!"

"What! No Way!"

"Honorable grandson" Ebisu said as he appeared

"Ebisu" Konohamaru groaned

"Honorable grandson do not hangout with this boy," Ebisu said as he walked up to Konohamaru

"No way, but check out my new jutsu" Konohamaru then turned into a naked brown haired girl

"Hey why wasn't he defeated" Konohamaru said as transformed back into himself

"Such vulgar display" Ebisu said before he grabbed onto Konohamaru's scarf and started to drag him away.

"I'm not going" Konohamaru yelled.

"Honorable grandson, only my training will give you a shortcut to becoming hokage" Ebisu said as he struggled to drag Konohamaru.

"Shortcut" Naruto said

"Huh?" Ebisu said looking at the blond haired jinchuriki.

"Shortcut, there is no shortcut to becoming Hokage" Naruto said before making shadow clones

"Alright boss" Konohamaru said as he looked at the clones

"I will show you the true power of a jounin" Ebisu said as he let go of Konohamaru and readied himself for an attack.

"BEHOLD!" the narutos said and then used the sexy jutsu and latched onto Ebisu.

"AAAAAAHHH" Ebisu yelled as he was propelled backwards by a gigantic nosebleed.

"I call that one the ninja harem" Naruto said as he transformed back into himself and dispersing all of the clones.

"You're amazing Boss" Konohamaru said with stars in his eyes

"Konohamaru, I want you to remember something, there is no shortcut in life, you have to work hard to achieve what you want" Naruto said as he patted Konohamaru on the head.

"Boss, from now on we're rivals" Konohamaru yelled as Naruto walked away.

"Then you better get to work, since it's going to be a long time before you can catch up to me!" Naruto yelled as he walked away.

Later

Naruto was in his apartment room wearing his light blue pajamas and was about to go to bed when a thought came into his mind.

Konohamaru's first version of the sexy jutsu is going to haunt in my nightmares, Naruto thought

How do you think I feel, Kyubi said.

"Anyway I wonder who are going to be my teammates" Naruto yawned before he went to sleep.


whiteicewolf: Here is the chapter you guys have been waiting for.

To the people who actually review this story, do you want the teams to be the same as in the anime/manga or should they be different, if you wanted it to be different, can you please tell me which teams they should be on. REVIEW!