Hinata hated the universe right now. How could it let it happen. It certainly didn't make any sense. How could the universe let Uchiha Sasuke go back to school? More importantly: How could they allow him to live?
Hinata had dealt with many guys before: cat-lover Kiba, bug-killer Shino, pervy Neji, and youthful Lee. She had even dealt with her new crush Menma. But she had never dealt with playboy, carefree Uchiha. This was something she was not used to. It was new. Of course she expected the unexpected from him.
When Hinata got to her desk in the morning, it was full with love letters. It scared her and she wanted to die at that very moment. She knew who they were from, without even looking at the signature. They were all from him. "Hinata!" She slowly turned around with a scowl on her face.
"I'm back. And I'm here to continue our loving relationship." If Iruka didn't arrive right now, Sasuke would have been beaten to the ground. This time she would have made sure he was dead.
She threw the notes out and watched Sasuke walk away as he blew a kiss at her. she crushed the kiss with her fists.
He was five years old and he was already a playboy. His parents should have seen this coming.
Sasuke was the happiest boy right now. Not only did he have a fan-club, he also had great friends like Menma and Sakura. But what made this even better was his girlfriend, Hinata. No matter what people said, he was going out with her.
By lunch time everyone in the school knew! People worried. Hinata wouldn't be happy. It was sad. Sasuke didn't know what he was getting himself into.
In the other side of the school, Hinata had problems with Sasuke and his wild fans.
She had to survive. How else would she destroy him? But right now she had to deal with the faglettes.
"Why would Sasuke-kun go out with a person who abuses him?"
"Sasuke needs a lady not a boxer."
"You don't even look like a girl." Hinata's eye twitched at the last "insult". That was the point! "You have three seconds to run before your bodies are no longer recognizable." She cracked her knuckles.
"You wouldn't dare." She smiled innocently. "One. . ."
"You're bluffing." Her smiled turned into a smirk. "Two. . ."
"Hinata?" She smiled wickedly. "Three. . ." And there were no survivors.
Menma liked Sakura. It was sad that she spent her affections on Sasuke. He didn't deserve it. He spent most of his time studying how the female population reacted to his "charm".
Menma was quite surprised that Sasuke would risk his own life to spread a rumor. Sasuke wanted a death wish. And it was surprisingly holding onto Menma's arm.
"I missed you Menma-kun." Hinata had a strong grip. A stronger grip than Sakura. And it wasn't letting any blood go through his arm. He was certain it was going blue.
"Hinata, you're hurting me." The bluenette giggled and loosened her grip. She wasn't going to let go. If she did, she would lose him. "So, where is the Uchiha, Menma-kun."
He saw it in her grey eyes. The color of revenge and death. It looked fascinating. Then something clicked. If Sasuke was in the hospital, again, it would just leave him and Sakura, again. The irony.
"I was going to see him at lunch right. You want to come Hinata?" It was win-win! Not only will she be able to sit next to Menma, but she would also beat the heck out of the Uchiha! It was like a dream come true!
"Of course."
Hinata continued to hold on to the five year old, as they walked to the lunchroom. But as they turned a corner, she they noticed something out of place.
Sakura and Ino. They were surrounded by five other girls. This, infuriated Hinata. Nobody messed with Ino. If they did their face would meet Hinata's fist.
"Hey!" Hinata ran towards them making sure not to let go of Menma in the process. The five girls turned and noticed Hinata running towards them. In her hands, a blonde weapon. They ran before Hinata could even lay a punch, or kick.
Ino let her tears fall when she saw her savior. Hinata bent down to pick her blonde friend up, then turned to Sakura.
She didn't know a lot about her. But she heard thing about her. Sakura Haruno was parent-less. She raised herself and enrolled into this school by herself. As far as anybody else knew, Sakura had no other relatives. She was alone.
" Ino, Sakura." Everyone turned to Menma who was dusting himself off from Hinata's marathon. "You should come with us to lunch. Hinata and I are on our way their."
"T-that sound great Menma-kun. Let's go Sakura-chan." The pinkette smiled and nodded. But before they could take one step, something blue appeared. "Hinata, my love!" Sasuke was a dead boy.
Sasuke was holding one of Hinata's hands with both hands. Menma, Ino, and Sakura watched as Sasuke tried to plant a kiss on the bluenette. Instead there was a punch, blood, and Sasuke learned how to fly.
When the principal asked Hinata about Sasuke's "accident" she replied with:"He's a dobe."
Hinata was the first kindergartener to ever receive a detention.
I'm sorry I have uploaded. And I'm sorry this wasn't that long. But the next chapter will be longer than this. Promise!
