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Chapter 2: Old Guy's Magnetism

The X-men were in the middle of a battle with the Acolytes. The whole fight Magneto had gone unnoticed until Kitty spotted him. She ran over and prepared to fight by raising her hands.

She then said, "I'm going to like go all ghosty on you!"

Magneto paused for a second and said, "How about we go all ghosty later tonight?"

Kitty looked mad for a second then she smiled at Magneto.

Magneto summoned a metal orb to pick Kitty and Magneto up then they flew to the Acolyte base.

The next morning after the battle…

Pyro was walking around the Acolyte base when he saw Magneto's orb. It had seemingly crashed into Magneto's room. He thought nothing of it and walked to the living room where Gambit, Sabretooth, and Colossus were playing cards.

About a hour later in the living room…

Pyro was losing at poker to Gambit he already lost two lighters and five hundred dollars. Also Gambit now owned Pyro's flamethrower.

Then an ominous shape walked into the room Pyro immediately thought it was Magneto and said, "Um…don't worry Mags I'll get my flamethrower back eventually."

Then the figure said, "Hey Erik, I think little John over here wants to talk to you."

"What is it John?" said Magneto he was clad in only his boxers.

The figure was really Kitty wearing Magneto's helmet and cape.

"Mags when did you become a pedophile?" asked Pyro.