The girls and Sirius sat back down and Toph raised her bull horn. "Okay, now it's time for shipping. It's Sevvy and James for Therapy, from Tick, Tick…BOOM!"

"DON'T CALL ME SEVVY!" Young Snape yelled. James was blushing slightly behind him with Sirius and Remus on both sides of him. James started to hold his nose as if he couldn't breathe (but he could).

"Okay…" Toph continued, ignoring Snape's outburst, "Sevvy is Susan, and James is Jonathan… wow… that's weird," Toph said, looking at the list Emmett had handed her.

"Sevvy… Susan, James… Jonathan! That's so cool!" Herbert yelled, still licking the lollipop.

"And… GO!!" Toph yelled, ignoring her friend.

SEVERUS:

Are you saying we can't talk?

JAMES:

Are you saying we are not talking?

SEVERUS:

What are you saying?

JAMES:

What are you saying?

I'm saying I feel bad, that you feel bad

About me feeling bad, about you feeling bad

About what I said, about what you said

About me not being able to share a feeling

SEVERUS:

If I thought that what you thought

Was that I hadn't thought about sharing my thoughts

Then my reaction to your reaction

To my reaction

Would have been more revealing

JAMES:

I was afraid that you'd be afraid

If I told you that I was afraid of intimacy

If you don't have a problem with my problem

Maybe the problem is simply co-dependency

SEVERUS:

Yes I know that now you know

That I didn't know that you didn't know

That when I said "No"

I meant "Yes, I know"

And that now I know that you knew

That you knew you adored me

JAMES:

I was wrong to

SEVERUS:

Say you were wrong to

JAMES:

Say I was wrong about

SEVERUS:

You being wrong

JAMES:

When you meant to say that

SEVERUS:

The ring was the wrong thing to bring

JAMES:

If I meant what I said

When I said rings bore me

JAMES AND SEVERUS:

I'm not mad that you got mad that I got mad

When you said I should go drop dead

JAMES:

If I were you when I'd done what I'd done

And I'd do what you did when I gave you the ring

Having said what I said

--- VOICE OVER VOICE ---

JAMES:

I feel bad, that you feel bad

About me feeling bad, about you feeling bad

About what I said, about what you said

About me not being able to share a feeling

I thought you're gonna reacted shallowly

When I reacted to you

I'm not mad

You got mad

Go drop dead

If I were you when I'd done what I'd done

And I'd do what you did when I gave you the ring

Having said what I said

SEVERUS:

I feel badly about you

Feeling badly about me

Feel badly about you

If I thought that what you thought

Was that I hadn't thought about sharing my thoughts

Then my reaction to your reaction

To my reaction

Would have been more revealing

I'm not mad that you got mad that I got mad

When you said I should go drop dead

If I were you

But I'm not you

Said what I said

--- END OF VOICE OVER VOICE ---

JAMES:

BUt now it's out in the open

SEVERUS:

Now it's off our chest

JAMES AND SEVERUS:

Now it's four am

And we have therapy tomorrow

It's too late to screw

So lets just get some rest

"Screw…?" James asked, staring at the teleprompter.

"To have sex with," Lupin shouted. He blushed when he realized that EVERYONE had heard.

"Oh… OH…" James said, inching slowly away from Snape until he almost fell off the stage, he then proceeded to dash to his sanctuary between Sirius and Remus.

"Right…" Snape said, finally over his shock of having to say 'screw' in front of James. He ran to his spot off to the side and away from everybody else.

"And that is why it is a shipping song, peoples!" Toph shouted through the horn.