The girls and Sirius sat back down and Toph raised her bull horn. "Okay, now it's time for shipping. It's Sevvy and James for Therapy, from Tick, Tick…BOOM!"
"DON'T CALL ME SEVVY!" Young Snape yelled. James was blushing slightly behind him with Sirius and Remus on both sides of him. James started to hold his nose as if he couldn't breathe (but he could).
"Okay…" Toph continued, ignoring Snape's outburst, "Sevvy is Susan, and James is Jonathan… wow… that's weird," Toph said, looking at the list Emmett had handed her.
"Sevvy… Susan, James… Jonathan! That's so cool!" Herbert yelled, still licking the lollipop.
"And… GO!!" Toph yelled, ignoring her friend.
SEVERUS:
Are you saying we can't talk?
JAMES:
Are you saying we are not talking?
SEVERUS:
What are you saying?
JAMES:
What are you saying?
I'm saying I feel bad, that you feel bad
About me feeling bad, about you feeling bad
About what I said, about what you said
About me not being able to share a feeling
SEVERUS:
If I thought that what you thought
Was that I hadn't thought about sharing my thoughts
Then my reaction to your reaction
To my reaction
Would have been more revealing
JAMES:
I was afraid that you'd be afraid
If I told you that I was afraid of intimacy
If you don't have a problem with my problem
Maybe the problem is simply co-dependency
SEVERUS:
Yes I know that now you know
That I didn't know that you didn't know
That when I said "No"
I meant "Yes, I know"
And that now I know that you knew
That you knew you adored me
JAMES:
I was wrong to
SEVERUS:
Say you were wrong to
JAMES:
Say I was wrong about
SEVERUS:
You being wrong
JAMES:
When you meant to say that
SEVERUS:
The ring was the wrong thing to bring
JAMES:
If I meant what I said
When I said rings bore me
JAMES AND SEVERUS:
I'm not mad that you got mad that I got mad
When you said I should go drop dead
JAMES:
If I were you when I'd done what I'd done
And I'd do what you did when I gave you the ring
Having said what I said
--- VOICE OVER VOICE ---
JAMES:
I feel bad, that you feel bad
About me feeling bad, about you feeling bad
About what I said, about what you said
About me not being able to share a feeling
I thought you're gonna reacted shallowly
When I reacted to you
I'm not mad
You got mad
Go drop dead
If I were you when I'd done what I'd done
And I'd do what you did when I gave you the ring
Having said what I said
SEVERUS:
I feel badly about you
Feeling badly about me
Feel badly about you
If I thought that what you thought
Was that I hadn't thought about sharing my thoughts
Then my reaction to your reaction
To my reaction
Would have been more revealing
I'm not mad that you got mad that I got mad
When you said I should go drop dead
If I were you
But I'm not you
Said what I said
--- END OF VOICE OVER VOICE ---
JAMES:
BUt now it's out in the open
SEVERUS:
Now it's off our chest
JAMES AND SEVERUS:
Now it's four am
And we have therapy tomorrow
It's too late to screw
So lets just get some rest
"Screw…?" James asked, staring at the teleprompter.
"To have sex with," Lupin shouted. He blushed when he realized that EVERYONE had heard.
"Oh… OH…" James said, inching slowly away from Snape until he almost fell off the stage, he then proceeded to dash to his sanctuary between Sirius and Remus.
"Right…" Snape said, finally over his shock of having to say 'screw' in front of James. He ran to his spot off to the side and away from everybody else.
"And that is why it is a shipping song, peoples!" Toph shouted through the horn.
