Mega Man
Let's Roll; I'm here to Crash Bomb your party(Teleporting in, Rock immediately fires a Crash Bomber onto Astro)
And bust apart that cheap plastic body. (The explosive sends Astro's head flying off and he pats where it was)
You can't match the Super Fighting Blue Bomber;
The original, classic, iconic Capcom-er! (Rock stands proudly before all of the other Mega Men based on him)
I'm armored in ultra-strong Ceratanium.
Come and take a look if can find your cranium. (Rock shakes his head as Astro's body feels around for his head)
I already know that it's just for show,
Now fly home to Japan and put on some clothes. (Rock pulls a curtain closed in front of the still looking Astro)
That's one more robot to add to my list. (Rock pulls up his list of weapons and starts scrolling)
*mutters* Hope I get something besides butt guns for this.
Astro Boy
Whoa there Rock, how many weapons are you packing? (Throwing the curtain aside, Astro has reattached his head and leans in to look at Rock's list)
I know you get kinda violent when you start stacking. (Astro backs up with hands raised as an image of Mega getting more ruthless from too many weapons shows behind him)
I can see good and evil; I know the truth;
You'll have to go back to shooting lemon bloops. (Pulling a Mega Buster of his own out, Astro mockingly fires a few weak shots at Rock)
Remember, without me you wouldn't even exist,(Tossing the Buster, Astro draws the contract Capcom had for an Astro Boy game and dangles it in front of Rock)
But you think you can destroy me? Tell me you kid.
Actually, my super-brain works hyper-fast, (Backing up, Astro taps his head and grins)
So feel free to try and put me on blast.
I'm the God of Manga, hero of a whole nation. (Astro flies down and lands in Japan as people cheer)
Haven't you heard? I'm immune to disintegration! (Atomic Disintegrators fire at Astro from multiple angles, but he emerges unscathed)
Mega Man
Time to shift Double Gears and start again. (An image of two gears spins behind Rock as he activates Power Gear)
You ain't so mighty; go back to the Jetsons! (A supercharged shots sends Astro crashing into a futuristic house, where the dog Astro licks him)
This just isn't your day, and I gotta say
I'm glad your license was taken away! (Holding up the licensing deal from before, Mega crumples it and tosses it aside)
You've gotta know that your situation's dire.
You're afraid of heat; I spit Atomic Fire! (As Astro finds himsef in a room of superheated gas, Mega aims and fires his Atomic Fire at him)
You call yourself a hero? You wanna bet?
Heroes don't level cities having robot sex! (Rock walks through a wrecked city as Dr. Ochanomizu sits nearby shaking his head)
And you'll never be Tobio, so going forward (Walking through Dr. Tenma lab as he tries to replace his son...)
Dr. Tenma should head back to the drawing board. (...Rock takes the plans for Astro and tosses them in the trash)
Astro Boy
I'm not just another bot you can fight. (Pulling the prints back out, Astro sets them up and pats Dr. Tenma confortingly)
I'm a masterwork; you're just a prototype. (Rock suddenly finds himself out in the open and in his original form)
I'll crush you down with one million horsepower. (Rock looks up as Astro carries the tower of Wily's Fortress and drops it on him)
Really? You can barely hold one tower? (As Rock just keeps it up, Astro decends beside him tossing a giant cruise ship up and down in one hand)
While you're runnin on Jupiter lookin kinda dumb (Rock platforms through Jupiter while Astro flies by carrying a sign saying 'It's made of gas.'
I'll be divin in the Sun with min damage done! (Flying forward, Astro disappears into the sun)
What's wrong Mega? Running low on ammo? (Rising from the star's surface with arms folded, Astro is just a little melted)
Or is just my disses that you cannot handle?
In two rounds, you've gone Double Bust. (Flying up back to normal, Astro gets right up in Mega's face as he turns his other hand into a second Mega Buster)
Careful with that; you'll blow yourself up! (Astro wags his finger warningly, holding up a shot of Mega's Death Battle death)
Mega Man
You trying to end this soon? What's the Rush? (Rush appears beside Rock and he rubs his head)
Could it be you know you don't measure up?
You'll be feeling blue by the end of this song,
Cuz Mega Man's here dropping Black Hole Bombs! (Rock fires his Black Hole Bomb, Astro turning and struggling against its pull)
I can Super Adapt to any shade you throw. (Rock combines with Rush and flies out ahead of Astro)
I'll knock you right back to your circus show. (Grabbing a trapeze, Rock launches his fist off and slams it into Astro, knocking him back)
You look like you're runnin' a bit low on energy; (Rock holds out a tank with an E on it towards Astro...)
Perhaps that's why your rhymes have no synergy. (...only to absorb it himself.)
Better go and refuel, learn your place.
Stick a nozzle up your ass and get out of my face! (Holding up an image of Astro refueling through his rear, he lets it go and it's pulled towards his opponent)
Astro Boy
A Black Hole Bomb? Say, that's pretty neat, (Astro catches and tosses the panel aside to reveal he's now holding a cement truck)
Except for the fact it can be sealed in concrete. (Turning, Astro dumps it on the singularity to stop it.)
You can take your robo-pet and his Scooby-Doo voice (Astro flies down and lands in front of an image of the cartoon's Rush)
And toss them away with all the rest of your toys. (Swiping aside the image behind him, Astro reveals a shot of Rock discarding weapons to keep himself sane)
You think a little butt stuff is weird and twisted? (Turning, Astro's butt guns appear and fire, Rock covering his eyes as the shots bounce off)
Ha! In Brazil, you want to fuck your own sister! (Rock lowers his hands to find Astro in front of him holding an issue of the Brazilian Mega Man comic)
If you really wanna fight, you're gonna get rocked. (Backing away, Astro tosses the comic aside)
We'll be done in a flash, man; it's time to stop.
This isn't a battle; it's your humiliation. (Astro waves his hand dismissively)
We all know X was Light's greatest creation. (Mega Man X teleports in beside Astro and the two grin and exchange high-fives)
Who won? You tell me!
(A/N: With the recent Mega Man Battle Royale, I just had to pick this as the next matchup. I'm probably going to do Tracer VS Scout next, but after that, are there any specific Death Battle matchups you'd like to see me tackle? Let me know and as long as it's not one where one or both characters don't speak (i.e. Godzilla VS Gamera, Yoshi VS Riptor, etc.), I'll at least consider it.
