"The Life of a Legend"
`Chapter 02`
As naruto exits the hokage's office he begin to walk towards his favorite ramen stall at leisurely pace since he haven't visited his dear surrogate sister and uncle in last five years and planed to eat a lot today so they will be happy.
As he walks, he begins to daydream in which he has a world full of ramen all for himself and no one will interrupt him there. A large amount of drool started to leak from his mouth and his eyes sparkled from excitement, but every good thing have a right to come to an end, in his case fate has decided to place a large metal pole which found his way in the blonde's way, in which he slammed his face without even seeing it and then fall on his butt afterwards, a few passing by people look at him and begin to giggle and snicker to themselves. The blonde haired boy picked himself up from the ground and sends deathly glares towards the snickering peoples then continued his journey yet again but this time with an angry pout adoring his face.
`At Ichiraku Ramen Stand`
He enters his favorite ramen stall and saw his surrogate family, consisting an old man in his late forties cooking the oh so delicious ramen on a stove, he is wearing a white cook's robe with a blue apron, he is also wearing a small cook's cap over his head and a girl who's look to be in her early twenties sweeping the floor with a brush, she is also wearing a cook's robe and blue apron just like her father but instead of wearing cap she is wearing a white bandanna on her head while a bang of her brown hair framing right side of her face and also complementing her brown eyes and fair skin.
As the father and daughter duo continue their work, naruto sat down on one of the stools and called out for his surrogate family.
"Hi teuchi-ji-san, ayame-nee-chan, how ya guys doing?" he boasted in a loud cheery and playful voice. The said girl ayame practically jumped over the counter in order to hug the very life out her surrogate little brother while the old man watch the scene with an amused smirk on his face.
"Welcome back naruto-kun, it's been a while". Teuchi said to the boy who's trying to breathe but failing miserably because of the tight hold around his neck. The girl immediately let go of him as she saw his face turn blue because of the lack of oxygen.
"Gomen naruto-kun" ayame said with an embarrassed blush on her cheeks.
"It…..'s a…alright, I am also very happy to see you nee-chan" naruto said trying to cheer up the girl. "How about you make me a lot of super tasty ramen while I tell you guys about my trip with ero-sannin"
"That's indeed a good idea, naruto-kun" the chef's daughter replied to the boy cheerfully, eager to hear about his adventure with a legendary ninja.
`After Thirty Bowl of Ramen
& One and Half an Hour Later`
"And now here I am straight from ba-chan" he finishes his story along with the bowl of ramen. He then stood up paid for the ramen and begins to walk towards his home leaving a very happy old man behind.
After the walk of twenty minutes he finally reached his apartment building, he ascend through the stairs up to first floor, he noticed several graffiti on the wall and also on his apartment's door, which is half broken and hanging on the hinges attached to the upper part of the door, his mood got extremely depressed and his expression also reflecting his mood since he is alone and don't have to hide it behind his mask, he enters his apartment and saw his furniture and several household items thrashed and broken windows 'it was supposed to be a good day ….. well I guess there's no other way instead of repairing and cleaning all of it' he thought to himself, he made his favorite hand sign and made several kage bunshins and ordered them to use Henge and buy necessary supplies and then start repairing the apartment. He himself walked towards the washroom to also see it thrashed, he exits his apartment and started to stroll down the road in search for a bath house so he can clean himself up as he haven't taken a bath since two weeks 'Gah, I smell like filth as like I have been living in a rotten sewer my whole life' he thought to himself with a frown on his face. After walking for fifteen minutes he finally found a bath house named `Leaf Of Pleasure`, he henged into a man who have some wrinkles on his face, he have dark brown eyes, short black hair, he is wearing a brown colored old looking long over coat, black mesh shirt underneath, black pants and lastly black colored heavy boots, since he know they won't let the so called `demon brat` in there bath house, he enters in the bath house through a sliding door and looked around, there's a desk for receptionists on his right with two comfortable chairs while the keys for rooms and separate bath rooms are hanging on the wall behind the desk, there standing a very beautiful young receptionist wearing a loose white kimono which hide her figure very well, it have light yellow leaf petals printed on it, she have a very delicate smooth pale skin, light grey eyes and dark brown almost black hair which are tied in a bun with the help of two thin sticks while a bang of hair hanging on the left side of her face framing it very beautifully, she is currently writing something on a notepad while leaning on the desk, he walked toward the desk making the girl look at him.
She smiled gently while tucking the bang of hair behind the ear and placing down the pencil on the desk, "Welcome to the `Leaf Of Pleasure` sir, how may I help you?" she asked him with a slight bow.
He smiled back and said "I am looking for a decent bath miss".
"Would you like to have a bath in the hall or in a separate room?" she asked him again.
"Separate one would be best." He answered her, she then begin to look through the notepad then looked up and said with a smile "I guess you have a very good luck sir, all of our single bath rooms was filled but one of our costumer's time ended just two minutes ago, here's the key sir, I hope you'll enjoy your stay here." She then gave him a key which have a number `32` engraved on it and also gave him the directions for the room.
He thanked her and begins to walk down the hallway which's floor is tilled in white and the walls are also painted white but with a light bluish hue in it, the hallway separated in two opposite way, he turned left as directed and descended through the stairs towards the underground floor.
He first stepped in the dressing room, dispelled his henge, got rid of his clothing except his boxers and sealed them in a scroll then on the seal on his wrist; he then rearranged his transformation and exits the room.
He started walking through the hallway of an underground floor which has several doors on both sides, the hallway separated again in two directions; he turned left and stood in front of the second room's door on the left side of the hallway.
He placed the key in the lock and turns the door's handle to open it. It was just because of years of training and fighting with high caliber ninjas that sharpen his reflexes saved him from getting hit by five deadly kunai, he barely dodged the hundreds of snakes that came after that but totally missed the fist coming his way which he pay by getting hit square in the face and falling on the tilled floor hard.
He looked up and his mouth opens to its full capability and blood found its exit through his nose coz of the sight in front of him, there stood in front of him Anko only clad in parrot green panties showing her well endowed pair of tits to him, her smooth silky skin glowing after the fresh bath she has taken but her face showing a rather visible displeasure for the scene which is playing now.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing, you old sick perverted fuck?" she asked in an angry voice.
"Who do you think you're calling old? It's completely obvious that you are older than me, you crazy snake lady." Naruto said getting up from the floor and wiping his nose with his hand while completely forgetting about his henge.
Anko charged at him with an enraged battle cry forgetting about her state of clothing altogether, she try to punch him in the face again but he dogged by lowering himself, he then blocked her knee with his hands but still got propelled backward, his back hitting the door on the right side of the hallway behind him coz of the force behind the attack, 'she sure have some good muscles no matter how insane she is' he thought to himself, he then dogged some of her strikes but finally got hit in the stomach causing him to bend forward then got hit by her knee in the nose causing him to lose enough control to dispel his henge, but before he or anko had any chance of doing anything else the door behind his back opened with great force hitting him in the back of his head sending him forward and hitting anko hard and making both of them fall down on the floor and knocking them in the process with naruto on top of anko and his face buried in the velvety depths of her breasts.
Unknown to the now unconscious pair, two females appear from the door behind them, one with red eyes, raven hair and a very curvy figure while the other have violet hair, pale eyes and also very well endowed figure despite being her a teenager, They both are only dressed in on towels, the young one shrieked loudly and fell unconscious with a large blush covering her face and blood trickling down from her nose, while the elder one's mouth opened in a disbelief with a light blush adoring her cheeks, she then looked simultaneously towards the pair then toward the young girl on her side, sigh loudly and started her work.
`After Rearranging the Position
Of Bodies and Half an Hour
Later`
"Ugh … it seems like I got hit by a god damn metal assed freaking train they have back in spring country" naruto said rubbing the back of his head in pain, he slowly opened his eyes to see the sight which turned him on and freak the shit out of him at the same time.
He was in neck deep water while sitting in a bath tub of a separate bath room with his back resting against the wall of the tub, while on the opposite side of the tub a very blushing hinata and a very furious kurenai resting under water while the third women among them is sitting on the edge of the tub with her legs hanging in the water, she is dressed in a parrot green bikini while also have a towel wrapped around her body, she has a very pissed expression on her face and she is also twirling a kunai with her right hand.
"You better have a damn good explanation of why you bragged into my room while I was having my most pleasant day at bath house ever?" anko asked him in a dangerous low voice which creep the hell out of him at first but the he remembered that it was not his fault in the first place, so he simply stood up making the poor hinata faint again with blood trickling down her nose, he pointed his finger an anko and yelled furiously.
"Hey you are the one whose fault this is; the receptionist told me that your bath time ended two minutes ago so it's not my fault that you haven't left already you crazy lady with hot boobs and …." He slapped his mouth shut registering what just he said in front of her and her friend who unluckily is the genjutsu mistress no less.
The dark aura aka female fury surrounded both females, poor naruto jumped out of the water and tried to run away but unfortunately he can't even be able to make it to the door, his screams for help can be heard throughout the whole village that day.
`At The Other Side Of
The Village`
The legendary sannin Jiraiya felt very giddy as if someone else have taken revenge on his student for him, he is surely going to spend a very peaceful night at a brothel in the arms of one or two sexy ladies 'or it might be three' without any care for anything, he thought with a lecherous grin.
`Night Time At
Naruto's Home`
A very beaten and battered poor naruto entered his home which is fully furnished thanks to his shadow clones, enters in the bathroom to take a bath which happens to be a cold one since the landlord refused to repair the system which make the water hot for the `demon spawn`, he then changed his clothes, set the alarm and fell on his bed in a dull mode without a care for anything, 'maybe it will be better for me and every one if I just left' he thought to himself and closed his eyes letting the sleep take over him.
`Morning 05:00am`
The alarm clock in naruto's room on night stand ranged loudly, he woke up and shut off the alarm, he took a quick cold shower again, brushed his teeth, changed his clothes into an orange skin tight turtle neck t-shirt with full sleeves, beige black camo pants, black sneakers with orange strips, black fingerless gloves with various seals on it, sleeveless black jacket with a lot of hidden pockets and seals and finally decided to tie his hitai-ate on his left bicep.
He walked in the kitchen and poured himself a large bowl of cereal and milk and begin to eat while walking towards the television, he turned it on then sat on the couch and begin to eat, '[YAWN]… hey kit, how ya feeling?' the large demon sealed in his stomach finally make his presence known, 'go away furball, am not in the mood right now' naruto replied in his thoughts to the chakra being 'better yet tell me where have you been you bastard?' he asked angrily 'don't yell at me, it's not my fault you got your ass kicked by two hottest kunoichi around' the demon replied giggling perversely, 'fuck you, you big furred ass son of a bitch' the boy roared angrily at the large fox making the said fox laugh loudly, 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, nice one kit but unfortunately for you those petty words won't gonna effect in the slightest' 'you better shut your mouth up or I'll gonna come there and make you visualize gai-sensie and that bastard orochimaru masturbating naked while facing you' needless to say the fox demon paled and shut his mouth for better not even wanting to think about that scene in the least.
Naruto now feeling better finished his cereal, got up and washed the bowl then finally made three kage-bunshins and give them order of drawing security seals around the apartment, and begin to hop on the rooftops towards the forest of death.
`At Forest Of Death AKA Training
Ground 44`
The eighteen years old blond reached at the designated clearing in the forest and checked that he still have half an hour to spend.
He have become quite a seal master during his training with a certain toad sannin and using that training and his creative mind he developed quite a good bunch of seals, he have seals almost on all the major parts of his body and also on his clothes and weapons but they are all invisible even for the all seeing eye of the Hyuga clan, the Byakugan and also to the copy wheel eye of the Uchiha clan, the Sharingan, and he is damn proud of it.
He made his signature jutsu's handsign and summon three hundred shadow clones he then reach at the back of his jacket with his both hands and with the flare of his chakra from his hands the invisible seal on the back of his jacket got activated and two identical Dao swords appear in his hands with the cackle of lightning, the swords in question are five feet long in total, their hilts are pitch black with leather wrapped around them, eight inches in length, slightly curved in the opposite direction of the blades, the blades are chromed and moderately curved, they also have back edges twelve inches down from the tip where the blades are at their widest, a large black dragon is engraved there on both swords, he had them custom made during his trip.
He took a stance in which his legs are wide spread, left foot in front of the right one, he held one sword in his left hand in front of him diagonally upward while the right one held on the side in a reverse grip, he motioned his clones to begin their charge and they rushed towards him with various kind of weapons varies from senbons to kunai to bo-staff.
He stayed still for a moment or two waiting for his clones to reach near him, as they neared him his stance become defensive and he begin dogging, blocking and parrying the blows his clones sending towards him, it continues for another five minutes in which only two or three of his clones got dispelled, he then blocked and counter two of his clones attack dispelling them then took a chakra enhanced back flip, he coated his swords in wind chakra and dashed towards his clones taking an offensive stance and started going through his clones smoothly like a grace full warrior.
Twenty or so minutes after he sensed several chakra signatures and stopped his training, he signaled his clones to be dispelled, they did.
Several shunshins appear of different forms indicating the arrival of several peoples. At the opposite side of the clearing his colleagues appear just as the smoke from his shadow clones is dispersing giving and saw him standing tall and proud with hands on sides and his swords in them, his shining blue eyes, blond wild hair flowing with the wind and a confident grin adoring his face.
He saw them, all of them with tsunade in front, jiraiya on her right, behind them are the elders of the council, present here to see his progress, there also kakashi-sensie with his usual eye smile and icha icha in his right hand, asuma-san, gai-san, kurenai and anko, also the members of rookie nine 'not rookies anymore' he thought to himself and also the members of team nine and finally the konohamaru corps who are gennins now 'wait a minute, what are they doing here?' he asked to no one in particularly while looking towards his unofficial team who took a liking in calling him boss.
With a flick of his wrists he tossed the weapons in the air and begin walking towards them, after a step or two he done a single handed handsign and with a little flare of chakra the still airborne swords disappeared with a cackle of lightning making the gennins, well except him, look at him in awe while saying about how cool their boss is.
He reached in front of everyone and greet them "hey everyone, it's good to see you all", "Nice trick brat, now are you ready for your test?" tsunade asked him. "I am born ready ba-chan, just bring it on" he replied with a confident grin.
"As you wish brat, now feel lucky as I am giving you one up, you can choose anyone you want to go up against" she told him which make him even more excited if it's possible, "well I choose kakashi-sensie, gai-san, asuma-san, kurenai-san and anko-san" he said shocking the hell out of all of them.
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I m really really really really really really sorry, it's been pretty fucked up for me, first in December I have gone out of town then in January my grandfather passed away and then I have freaking exams to worry for so I am really sorry for not updating but I'll try my best to make it up to you guys. Again SORRY.
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Ja'ne.
