saints row fan fiction (the gat vacation): Jhonny gat was driving down the road angry as hell. speeding down the road. "Move motherfuckers!" he screamed as he spped down the road. He was enjoying mudering some crooks when aisha calls she says its a emergency

. the car lands in the drive way almost hiting esh. "whts soo fucking improtant i had to come home from murdering!" jhonny screams. david and selena come outside with suit cases. "Our family vacation!" aisha says with excitment. "Fuck me." Jhonny wispers. "Jhonny! itll be fun!" aisha yells. "Sure..." david says. aisha looks at jhonnys banged up car. good thing i bought tht trailer with your gun money." aisha says as she opens the garage door to see the trailer. "With my gun money!" jhon yells. "Well my credit card ran out." aisha says. jhon becomes red with rage grabing his pistol he shoots into the air to calmn himself down. "ahh thts beter." jhonny says. as he gets calmn everyone packs there stuff into the trunk and gets in the van. "Im driving!" jhon says. "Just dont wreck the trailer!"aisha says. 20 mins later jhonny is driving down the high way. with all the rest of the family sits in the trailer. "Lets enjoy some driving music." jhonny says as he turns on the radio. we cant stop comes on and aisha starts singing. "Noo!" jhony screams but she sings anyway. "Im gonna twerk! " aisha yells "Oh god help us..." jhonny pleads. aisha begins twerking right infront the window while singing "Cmon girls here with the big butt (twerk twek) shaking it like we at a strip club..." "But your not at a strip club!" The family yells david runs to the bathroom to throw up while jhon turns the radio off. "Aisha move!" jhon yells pushing the breaks causing aisha to fall into the back of the trailer taking selena with her. "Sorry girls." jhonny saysjhonny says He speeds down the road stoping at a gas station. "Ok anyone need to use the bathroom?!" jhony says. "Me!' selena and david yell "Well what are you wating for get the fuck in there!" says jhonny. the kids run in while jhonny and aisha go in to look around the store. theres a hair dying stand with a sign tht says "Everyone dyse!" jhonny turns to aisha. "Aisha you beter get me more gun money." jhon says. "Or what?" aisha says. "Read tht sighn." jhon says. "Everyone dyes..." she says. it takes her a minute to catch on. "ow..." she says. Finnaly the kids come out of the bathroom. "Lets go motherfuckers!" he yells as they all begin to walk out the store. as they walk out the alarm goes off. "Aisha what did u steal!" jhon yells "I didnt take anything i swear" she says selena jhonny and aisha turn to see david eating a pack of powderd donuts (he stole). "David wht the hell is wrong with you!" jhonny yells. "I was hungry!" david yells. the stop owner comes out side yelling at jhonny in another language (spanish) " renn a le sep uta re natio!" the owner yells. "English motherfucker! do u speak it!?" jhon yells the driver trys to punch jhonny but he doges knocking the owner down punching him in the face alot. "You... like... tht... mother... fucker...!?" Jhonny yells saying one word for every runs to jhonny pulling him off the owner. "Stop it jhonny were on vacation!" aisha yells. "Fine lets go!" jhon says as the family walks back to the trailer and drive away. "Aisha were the fuck am i going?" jhony asks. "Turn on the gps." aisha says. jhonny turns it on. "Hello i am your gps, were would you like to go?" says the gps "Gps lead us to the closest gun store!" jhonny yells. "No lead us to the markos art museum." aisha says. "As you wish" says the gps. "Why the hell are we going to the art museum!" jhonny asks. "It will be fun just folow the gps." aisha says. 10 minutes later jhon gets angry with the gps. "Are you sure were going the right way? its pretty long?" jhonny says. "Why dont you just shut the fuck up and folow my instructions!" says the gps. "Excuse me!" jhonny yells then suddenly selena screams. jhon reacts by pulling over on the side of the road and taking out his ak47. "You brought tht with you!" aisha says. "Whts wrong is there a killer back there!?" jhonny screams. "Is it you!" jhonny says pointing the gun towards david. "no!" david says. "Dad calmn down. i screamed because my freind stephane just txted me a pic of my crush naked!" she yells. "Dont fuking scream again unless its an emergency!" jhonny yells as he raises the gun. "Or wht!?" selena yells. jhonny turns to the gps. "What are you doing?!" asks the gps. he rips the machine out the trailer an throws it ut of the car."oww." says the gps. jhonny fires destroying the machine. then he gets back into the car. "Thats what will happen now sit your ass down and let me drive!" jhonny yells. the kids both sit down while aisha naggs at jhonny." You broke the gps! how are we gonna get there now!" aisha yells. "Relax baby i got this." jhon says as he drives down the road. they finnaly get inside and walk in. as the kids go on the museum aisha and jhonny look at pictures. suddenly they hear "March! march! march!" troy says walking down the halway with shaundi and there two sons max and ryan and there daughter alycia "Wht the fuck are you doing here!" jhonny yells. "Were celebrating my 4th pregnancy!" shaundi says with excitment. troy looks upset. "So wht gender of the devil are you breeding this time?" jhonny asks "A girl. thts the good news she might have more kids!" troy says "Good luck." jhonny says as troy goes to pat him on the arm be backs away. keeping his distance. "Were not watching ur stupid kids either motherfucker." Johnny said. "Thts nice." troy said. aisha walks over to jhonny. "uhhhh i hate it her." alycia says. "Be nice alycia! were supposed to be having fun." shaundi yells. "Alright lets go find the kids." said jhonny. "Ok we should probaly find max too." shaundi says. aisha and jhonny went to the opposite side of the bulding from troys family to find there kids. jhonny walks into the mens bathroom to look for david. "David were the fuck are you!" he yells. he starts kicking down stalls. he kicks down 4 stall doors when he kicks one down to see david and max making out in the stall. "wht the fuck!" jhonny screams. Max runs past jhonny and out the door. leaving jhonny and david. "Dad I can explain..." says david. "I dont wanna fucking now, just get out the bathroom." jhonny says. David and jhonny both walk out the broom. "Every thing ok?" aisha asks with selena next to her. "Nothing lets get the hell out of here before we run into troy again." jhonny says. the family begins walking to the entrance when. a jugalo comes up grabing selenas hand "I still love you baby!" he screams. "Get your fucking hands of my daughter! you crazy face painted physco!" jhonny yells as he tazes the man. and begins punching him in the face "Ow god here we go again!" aisha says she pulls jhonny off the man and drags him outside. The famiy then begins to run to the trailer and everyone gets in. jhonny turns on the engine. "Were to next!?" jhonny says. "Home!" the family yells jhonny steps on the gas speeding down the highway. 5hours later. The Family finnaly gets home and the kids run insode with there suitcases. "Aisha no more family vactions again!" jhonny says. "Fine." aisha says as jhonny walks aways with his luggage towards the door. "Well mabey a few more..." aisha tries to whisper nut says it loud for jhonny to hear. he turns around giving her an angry look. The End