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Part One
Kim walked past Esmeralda's house, and heard the faint sounds of organ music filtering through the walls.
She shivered and kept walking as she saw Esmeralda peek out of her curtains, and watch her walk past the house.
She was about to turn back when she saw a flash of white dart past her peripheral vision.
It darted past Esmeralda's house, and down the street towards Edward's mansion.
Kim breathed in deeply through her nose, and thought, "Well, if you just wanted to sit in the house and do nothing, you would've. Go for it."
She ran after the white thing, and finally saw it stand still.
She had been chasing a white rabbit.
In a waistcoat of some kind.
She frowned as it scratched its head, and pulled an enormous pocket-watch from its coat.
It tucked its watch away, and ran away through the gates.
Kim sighed, and ran after it into the castle grounds.
It darted through the garden, and past a particularly large sculpture of a dinosaur, then disappeared.
Kim followed it, and saw nothing but a large rabbit hole.
She caught her breath, and leaned down to look down the hole.
However, the ground beneath her left hand was a little moist, and it crumbled away from underneath her hand.
She screamed, and fell down into the hole.
She rushed past a couple dozen yards of dirt, then passed a large sofa and a bookcase.
Just as she started to wonder what a bookcase was doing in a rabbit hole, a huge piano flew past her head, and eventually started falling with her.
Her eyes widened as it played a couple of its keys at her, then she fell past it.
She bounced off a huge bed, and fell past a couple large tree roots.
She screamed again as she saw some sort of floor coming closer and closer to her.
She brought her hands in front of her face as she crashed through the surprisingly thin surface, and landed on some sort of floor beneath it.
After she made sure she hadn't broken anything, she carefully picked herself up, and looked around a little.
In the center of the surface she was resting on was a large upside-down chandelier.
Upon closer inspection, she saw that the candles suspended on it had upside-down flames as well.
She looked up out of curiosity, and saw that the floor was where the ceiling should have been.
She realized this just as the gravity shifted in the room, and she went falling towards the actual floor.
She let out a small groan, and picked herself up again, this time standing up completely.
In the center of the floor was a short glass table, and lining the circular wall were half a dozen assorted doors, which Kim got up and tried tugging on.
When she found that none of the doors opened, she walked back over to the glass table, and saw that a small key had somehow appeared on top.
She grabbed the key, and tried turning it any of the locks, but none of them worked except for the tiniest door, which only reached about six inches.
Kim groaned, and opened the tiny door, and saw the beautiful garden behind it.
She tried fitting her shoulders through, but she got painfully stuck about halfway through.
She got up again, and saw that a small glass vial with a small paper label had appeared on top of the glass table.
She rolled her eyes, and picked up the vial, and read the label, which said, "Drink Me."
She shrugged, and said, "It's only a dream," and gulped a small sip of the liquid.
It stung her throat, causing her to cough violently as she... shrunk?
It was true, she was shrinking, and her soft blue outfit was not fitting.
When she was done shrinking, she saw that she was about six inches tall, and fully clothed inside one of her socks.
She stood up, and walked back over to the door.
She tugged on the doorknob, but it had locked behind her.
She looked back at the glass table, and saw that she had left the key on the top.
She picked up her skirt (?) and ran back over to the table, that was now about three inches taller than she was.
She tried to jump up and grab the key, but the tabletop was too tall.
She let go of the edge of the table, and looked around for something that could boost her up.
She saw a small glass box, and the small cake resting inside.
Written in icing on the top of the cake were the words "Eat Me".
She shrugged, and bit a small bite of the cake.
She felt her body stretch, and grow as she felt her sock started to tear.
Her head started to press against the ceiling, but she stopped growing.
She bent down, and grabbed the key off the tabletop, then gulped down a large swallow of the small vial's liquid.
She coughed, and shrunk back down to her comfortable six inches high.
She held the key, and ran over to the door. She opened it, and walked through into the garden.
Kim walked down some narrow, crumbling stairs onto an old stone path that led through a large stone gate.
She looked around herself, and saw a small rocking-horse looking creature with wings being chased by what looked like a miniature dragon.
She smiled, and thought, "Horsefly, and dragonfly."
A small cough in front of her drew her attention, so she looked down to see the white rabbit she had chased down the rabbit hole.
Standing next to him were two short, plump twins wearing matching, striped outfits, and standing next to them was a short mouse wearing a dark red tunic and a short needle sword.
On the other side of the rabbit was a large dodo bird wearing a pair of dirty spectacles on his nose.
The mouse frowned, and said in a high-pitched voice, "I told you Nivens, she's the wrong lady!"
The twins looked at her quizzically, and the twin on the right said, "Well, if she ain't Kim, then you'd 'ave gotten the wrong lady."
The other twin said, "No-how, she's got to be Kim, I think there would be only one girl who would fall in love with a man with scissors for hands."
Kim frowned, and said, "I'm Kim. Who are you?"
The twin on the left smiled, and said, "Oh, I'm Tweedledum, he's Tweedledee."
The other twin said, "Contrariwise, I'm Tweedledum, he's Tweedledee."
The rabbit (whose name was apparently Nivens) twitched, and said, "Do you know how hard it was to find her? I almost got eaten! By other animals! And they don't wear clothing at all! And they do their... shookum! In public! I had to avert my eyes..."
The dodo said in a low raspy voice, "Take her to Absolem."
The twins nodded, and stepped forward.
Each twin grabbed one of her arms, and started tugging her after them.
Kim frowned, and decided to go along with it. After all, it was only a dream.
Nivens hopped underneath the tall mushrooms that blocked out most of the light.
The mouse walked along after him, and the dodo and the twins (still escorting Kim) followed.
Kim asked, "Who's Absolem?"
Nivens answered, "He's wise, he's absolute."
The twins added, "He's Absolem!"
They led her right into a small, dark clearing, in the center of which was sitting a large mushroom surrounded by a shroud of blue smoke.
Some of the smoke cleared, revealing an old, blue, wrinkled caterpillar.
He opened his eyes, and said in a deep, smooth voice, "Who are you?" then blew a gust of the blue smoke right in her face.
Kim coughed, and waved the smoke out of her face.
She sputtered, "Stop it! I'm Kim!"
Absolem just blinked, and blew out more smoke.
He turned to Nivens, and said, "Bring out the Oraculum."
Nivens nodded his head, and unrolled a small scroll that was deceptively longer than it looked.
He smoothed it out a little, and gestured for Kim to come closer.
Kim stepped a little closer, and said, "What's that?"
Nivens said, "This is the Oraculum, the calender of all the days in the history of Underland."
Absolem said, "Show her the Frabjous Day."
Nivens unrolled the scroll a little more, and pointed to a picture of a woman with long blonde hair facing some sort of dragon-like creature, brandishing a huge sword in front of her.
Kim's eyes widened, and she said, "That's not me!"
The mouse crossed her arms, and said, "I told you she wasn't the right Kim!"
Nivens turned to Absolem, and asked, "Is she the right Kim?"
Absolem thought for a second, then said, "Not hardly," as the smoke swirled and covered the mushroom as the twins escorted Kim out of the clearing again.
The mouse said victoriously, "I knew it wasn't you!"
Nivens frowned, and said, "I was so sure of you."
Kim frowned, and said, "Well I'm sorry I'm not the right Kim! Wait."
She broke out of the twin's grip, and said rebelliously, "How can I be the wrong Kim when this is my dream? I'm going to pinch myself, and you are all going to disappear."
She pinched herself on the arm, and closed her eyes.
When nothing happened, the twins just blinked at her, and she said uncertainly, "Funny. That usually works."
The mouse stepped forward, and said, "I could stick ya, if that would help!"
Kim said, "Yes please!"
The mouse ran forward, and said, "My pleasure!" as she stuck her needle sword into Kim's foot.
Kim yelled, "Ouch!"
But again, nothing happened as an enormous creature crashed into the garden.
Nivens and the others ran away as they screamed, "BANDERSNATCH!"
Kim gathered her shirt, and started to run away as she saw the creature getting closer.
It looked like some sort of hellish spotted dog, with multiple rows of teeth, and enormous paws that ended in long claws.
She ran in between mushrooms and dodged long logs that stuck out of the ground, until a thought came into her head.
She stopped, and faced the Bandersnatch as it bounded towards her, and said under her breath, "Wait. It's only a dream. It can't hurt me."
The Bandersnatch stopped, and roared in her face.
Suddenly, the mouse ran up onto the Bandersnatch's shoulder, and stuck her needle into its eye, pulling it out of the socket.
The Bandersnatch roared, and flailed its paws around him, catching Kim on the arm.
Kim gasped, and started running with the twins out of the forest.
Kim looked back to make sure the Bandersnatch wasn't chasing them, but instead she saw it clutching its empty socket, and some sort of strange metallic card soldiers tending to it.
She turned around, and kept running.
A/N: Soooooooooooooooooooo... how was it? Didn't I tell you the chapters would get longer? :)
