Hi people!!!!
Riku: You seem extra happy today. Why?
I beat Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII!
Cloud: Isn't that the game you got last Friday?
Yep! I beat it in 3 days. That is a new record for me. This game also proved the point that I have very bad accuracy. Hey, did you know that Sephiroth was conceived by two scientists?
Cloud: Thanks for the haunting mental images……..
Your welcome! Now do the disclaimer.
Cloud: twilightprincessangel does not own Kingdom Hearts or Dirge of Cerberus.
A person can hope and dream, can't they?
Kingdom Hearts character study
Study Report 2: #06759375478 (Riku)
Name- Riku (Last name unknown)
Species group- Riku
Age: 16 human years
Location of Origin- Destiny Island
General summary of species
The Riku is a very interesting species because of its unique nature. One moment it can be very calm and the next second it can be very ferocious and sometimes even deadly (just like us females when our monthly friend visits us!)
General location and how to spot one
Just like the Sora, the Riku can be found on the small island of Destiny. He is sometimes easy to spot because of his silver colored hair. Riku's are usually always found near a Sora. It is usually impossible to see a Riku alone. He is also found near people that a Sora is close to, and in a RARE occasion that only happens about .00000000001 of the time, he can be found near a dangerous and ugly looking creature called a Xehanort.
Approaching one and mating habits
(WARNING! Follow these steps carefully! Misreading these steps while trying to approach a Riku may cause injury and in rare cases death.)
Now, like the warning says, approaching a Riku the wrong way will cause you harm. That is why the cashier made you sign a pretty little piece of paper before you bought this book. That paper protects me from you guys suing me because you got hurt!
Anyways………
Now approaching a Riku is a very hard task for many reasons. To make sure you don't get hurt while doing it here are the steps and precautions you should take
Don't approach a Riku from the behind. This may cause him to attack you.
If a Riku looks like he is in a bad mood, DON'T approach him. This is the time that he is the deadliest.
If a Riku is around a Sora, NEVER approach him unless you gave the Sora sugar so he can trust you. Riku's are VERY protective of Sora's and will attack anything that scares or frightens a Sora. If the Sora trusts you then the Riku will also trust you.
Riku's mate when they feel like it. When they do mate, they will probably go near the Sora and in rare occasions to the Kairi. (WARNING!! If you must video tape a Riku in the mating process, make sure you are not in his viewing range. If he does spot you, then I have only one thing to say to you: I hope you are a really fast runner because you will have to run REALLY fast to get away from him.)
There, now you people are informed about the habits of Riku's. Next time, we will cover a close relative to the Sora, the Roxas.
Another chapter down!
Vaati: You're torturing more innocent souls? I pray that they come out with their sanity intact.
Shut up Vaati. I have to make this realization I found. In Dirge of Cerberus, after the credits roll, there is this girl named Shelke and the clothes she is wearing and her red hair make her look like Kairi.
Riku: interesting…….
Also Cloud is wearing the same clothes he wears in Kingdom Hearts 2.
Cloud: Wow…..
I know I was shocked when I first saw it. Plus Sephiroth is actually very unimportant in the game.
Sephiroth: WHAT!!!!
We only see a picture of you once in the game and then we never see you again in the game. Though your name appears a couple of times after that. Cloud has more game time than you.
Sephiroth: I can't believe it………
R&R!
