I Do
Chapter 2
A/N:I'm finally done doing (publishing) "I Do" thanks to Lumi75(Hyde ;P lol) and I did some editing so its much better than the real draft I hope you ppl like it specially you Hafsa and excuse my pervertness as I said on the first chapter Hisoka and I are on the same team one more thing yuem 'We will meet again'.
Disclaimer: Prince Yo-san (love ya);).
Illumi walked past Hisoka who was singing loudly enjoying 'cooking' in the kitchen. Illumi was wearing short shorts with an oversized Gap jacket with a hood, he took a quick peek at Hisoka just to see what he was doing but as soon as he laid eyes on him a soft chuckle escaped his lips.
"Hmm?!"Hisoka looked over his shoulder ,"Did you say something babe?"
"What…hehehe…are you wearing?"
Hisoka looked at his outfit," Clothes?"
"No, not that…are you wearing …an apron?"
"Oh you mean that you wear it when you cook and your cooking taste delicious I thought maybe it's a lucky charm or something."
"God your so funny hahaha."Illumi was now laughing he couldn't hold it anymore, Hisoka was surprised by the sudden change of mood and dared himself to make him laugh even more but before he could even say a word a long beeping sound was heard."What the hell is that?"
"Oh shit."Gasped Illumi," It's the smoke detector." Then he quickly grabbed a frying pan and turned the oven off, and swooped the smoke detector of off the ceiling with just one blow. Hisoka stared in amazement and snickered under his breath," What an odd change of events in the end the Uke saves the day," Illumi ignored him, but Hisoka continued," Sorry babe I ruined your breakfast, guess your lucky charm is MY Unlucky charm," as Illumi heard that he giggled and was quiet again, Hisoka then added," What would you like for breakfast?"
"Are there any eggs left?"
"No I just burned the last couple of eggs we had."
"That's fine I'll go with cereal, and don't bother I'll fix it myself," Illumi went to fetch his favorite cereal and opened the fridge looking for the milk bottle, there were two bottles of wine, four large bottles of water, and Illumi's leftover dinner from last night, but , on top of that there was NO MILK .
"Ah… seems like we're out of milk too!"
"I've got milk."Hisoka quickly answered Illumi looked at Hisoka who had a perverted smile on his face," And you know how to get it don't you?" Hisoka smiled even wider now.
"What do you mean?" Illumi asked as clueless as ever. Hisoka just grabbed him by the arm and pinned his hands to the sink ,"I bet you know," he whispered in his ear, Illumi now realized his position and what Hisoka meant he tried to struggle and break free, but too late Hisoka was already kissing his neck, brushing his lips slowly along Illumi's jaw, from his ear to his chin, back and forth Illumi trembled as he felt Hisoka's hand running down his body and just as Hisoka was about to slip his hand down Illumi's pants he quickly pushed him away , Illumi was able to stop him but not long enough for him to escape Hisoka's clutches.
"Trying to escape are we? The more you struggle, the more I want you." And with just one move Illumi was swooped of his feet, again Hisoka was all over him-his warm hands on Illumi's cold legs going up to his thighs. Hisoka pressed his lips on Illumi's , Illumi couldn't push him away this time he felt weak, he was trying so hard not to moan but he couldn't hold it anymore and let it escape his lips, and Hisoka loved it and kissed him even more, Illumi opened his mouth to speak but Hisoka slipped his tongue inside," No…mmm," Hisoka slipped his tongue even deeper, nothing could stop him nothing at, Illumi was desperate to break free , at least, in the end they had to breath!
Suddenly soft clicking sounds were heard but neither of them moved an inch or even bother to take a look, the door slammed open, and a tall thin guy entered their apartment (WTF?!) they broke free, Illumi was shocked tears starting at the edge of his eye, Hisoka was angry.
"What's going on here?!" a familiar voice called to them.
"What the fuck are you doing here?!" It was Leoreo he was shocked by what he had witnessed and stared blankly. Hisoka grabbed him by the shirt and slammed his head to the wall," How the hell did you get in here?"
"H-hey chill out man, I was just passing by."
"You motherfucker you ruined the fucking moment and you'll pay for that."
"Geez…I'm sorry alright…would you please let go my shirt?"
Hisoka clutched his hand but Illumi jumped in between them separating the two." God Hisoka you're so rude, are you okay Leoreo?" Illumi put his hands on Leoreo's face as if holding it," Does your head hurt?" Leoreo blushed lightly."No I'm fine…I guess." then he paused for a while then he shouted," Are YOU alright from where I saw it-it seemed like you were sexually assaulted?"
"What do I look like a perverted run-away criminal?"Illumi turned around to look at Hisoka who was glowering at Leoreo," Hisoka that's not a way to greet guests right?"
"Hey you." Hisoka pointed an accusing finger at Leoreo who looked scared by Hisoka's tone," You'd better get your eyes off his ass and leave the room because at any moment now I'll lose my temper and you'll end up leaving in a trash bag, chopped in pieces." Leoreo totally freaked out but before he could move or even have time to, Illumi slapped Hisoka so hard that his face turned to the side leaving a red mark on his cheek , then he motioned to Leoreo to leave the room while he is glaring at Hisoka.
"Go tell Killua and his friend to get ready and meet us here were having breakfast in a restaurant," shouted Illumi as Leoreo was leaving the room, and as soon as he heard the door click he turned to Hisoka who was angry yet shocked.
"You're the rudest person I've ever seen how could you treat people like that ." Hisoka looked at Illumi as if saying 'I did nothing wrong'."Don't you even start looking at me that way because I feel disgusted just by remembering what happened."
"Bab-," started Hisoka.
"Shut the crap … you'd better start treating people better or else…your going to regret it, I don't like threatening you but," Illumi paused for a second the added," I'm sorry."
"No, I'm the one who needs to apologize not you, but I couldn't hold myself anymore when I saw him staring at you ass , ugh his face was full of lust, damn that perverted bastard."
"So what if he was staring at my ass? It's not that I don't mind or anything, guys did it all the time and I used to be sick of it, but now I got used to it now…"
"Who the hell dared to do that? More importantly when?"
"I dunno I cant remember and I don't care about that anymore."
"You'd better start telling me the truth or I'll really assault for REAL this time, and by saying assault I mean sexually."
"Oh yea you won't dare." Illumi now realized he made a big irreversible mistake. Hisoka pushed him towards the wall so that his back is flat against it.
"I was just wondering if you were turned on when I touched you before this bastard interrupted us, wanna know how big it becomes." And he licked Illumi's lips," Ah the sweetness, my sweetness," Hisoka paused waiting for a reaction but it came too late," You know I can feel the tension."
"Tension?"
"Yeah the sexual tension,"
"Will you please get your hand off my thighs."
"Sure where do you want me to put it?"
"A.." Illumi started to speak but Hisoka put his finger on Illumi's lips and said," Will you, for the first time let your body do the talking?" Hisoka bent down on his knees the tips of his fingers on Illumi's pants," I wanna know what it tastes like down here," and he kissed his pants his lips parted and Illumi twitched.
********************Meanwhile in the apartment just below them********************
"I saw them with my own eyes they were all over each other," Leoreo explained.
"You don't say!" Kurapika's eyes wide open even though he was just woken up.
"I swear and they were like sooo into it."
"Are you sure of what you saw?"
"Absolutely and Illumi even told me to tell you to get ready 'cuz were having breakfast in a restaurant and I guess it's their treat, anyways are Killua and Gon still sleeping?"
"How should I know? I just woke up!"
"Okay okay go wash your face quickly and I'll go check on Killua and Gon , if we hurry we might catch up and see them doing something really erotic this time."
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOoo how was it? Hope you liked it lol tell me if I had any mistakes coz I have this habit of not reading the storys after typing them and please review, your reviews are my air without them I cant live lol.
