Here is chp 2, and I don't think it's as good as the last chp unfortunately. I think that the ending of this starting with the Eric part isn't that good… oh well. I already have ¾ of chp 3 after this written out and that one is REALLY good so far. Anyway; thanks for all the reviews!

The Twilight Characters Visit the set of New Moon

Chapter 2

*Kristen really fast grabs script and tries to look all suicidal* I'd never given much thought to how I would die…

Bella: *gasps* Kristen, come here come here.

Kristen: Whaaat! I was doing fine!

Director: *sympathetic * I'm so sorry Bella. *shakes head*

Bella: THAT'S TWILIGHT! WE'RE HERE FOR NEW MOON KRIS!*turns to director* is this dummy really playing me?

Director: Sorry, all I could find. Everyone else was either gay or male for your role. Maybe even Kristen… we're not sure.

Bella: Oh the horror…. Anyway for NM this time Krizzy.

Director: ACTION!

~in parking lot at school~

*rob gets put of car and struts over*

Kristen: Kiss me. *dramatic drama voice*

Bella: *sobs to director in director-seat thing* She's such a good actor… I'm so glad she's playing me…

Director: Didn't you just-

Bella: Shhh! I wanna see what happens.

Director: *facepalm*

Rob: Are you kidding me? I'm like, a hundred years old. *has been protectively blocking the taped up nipple from view this whole time*

Kristen: Yeah, it's gross. I really shouldn't go out with you anymore.

Rob: Yeah.

Kristen: What, Edward, what?! Wait-

Rob: JK. Ps Kristen, aren't we supposed to act the 'dramatic kiss me scene' later by your car at Charlie's house?

Kristen: *sigh* could you just kiss me? The next scene is starting soon.

Rob: Well…

Kristen: Well WHAT?!

Rob: What did you have for lunch today?

Kristen: Pizza.

Rob: ew.

Kristen: *whispers* um, EXCUSE ME, MR. NIPPLE!? Listen we are getting filmed here, bastard. Play the part.

Rob: But I don't like pizza…

Kristen: *smashes into his lips* ahh, the glory of love.

*walk walk walk*

~In school building~

Jackson (Jasper actor): Hi Bella… *Chants in head:* try not to kill, try not to kill, try not to kill

Kristen: Hi Jasper. God damn it it's my birthday. *With Rob walks over to Jackson and Ashley (Alice actor) in halls* Hey Alice and Jasper, what's up?

Bella: *whispers to director* She forgot to trip on the walk over! She FORGOT! If she wants to be me, she's gotta trip. I mean, she can't just not trip, YOU KNOW?!

Director: *sigh* Wanna be co-director? Will that make you happy?

Bella: Oh yes please please yes! I even had a speech prepared in case this happened. Lemme just find it…

Director: ACTION!

Kristen: CUT! Hold on hold on Bella, I'm not clumsy like you, and only stupid ppl trip on purpose! * At end gets scary voice and starts staring into space*

Director: Just go, Krisi.

Rob and Ashley: *Wave hands in front of Kristen*

Kristen: *snaps out of it and says in super-hero voice:* I'M READY.

Ashley: We've got prezzies!

Kristen: nonie nonie no. BAH you guys return 'em!

Ashley: *gasps in horror and hides shoes behind back* How DARE YOU?

~Watching film in class~

Kristen: Pssst!

Rob: *ignores*

Kristen: Pssst!!!

Rob: *puts on earmuffs*

Kristen: Damnit Edward!

Eric Actor: *cries from the dramatic classroom film*

Eric: Are you kidding me?! I- that it- THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK! THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE! *breathes heavily* I don't just go around crying like that in class you know! I save it for when I'm using the bathroom. That way no one can see me cry!

Everyone: …

Eric: *Turns to director* Why is that in the script? Seriously! Are you out to get me? WHO PUT THAT IN THERE! It will make me look like a dork to the millions of people who watch!

Director: Eric, you are a dork, m' dear.

Eric: *sigh and turns to Eric Actor* I don't care what they say to you. When they start filming, don't go ahead and cry… *storms off to find the script writers*

Director: ACTION!

Eric Actor: *Continues crying*

Teacher actor: *stops film* So, Edward, what were that guy on the screens famous words or whatever. (AN I don't remember the question… or answer…)

Rob: *shifts un comfortably in the too-small seat as camera zooms closer and closer to him* Uh, well, something that has to do with Shakespeare… and him… listen, can you get back to me?

Teacher Actor: Fine, I'll ask you later. What's your number? *pulls out special comfy grip pen*

Rob: 999-9999-999999-9999-99999

Kristen: lol

Teacher Actor: Thanks a ton Edward, you better have the answer when I call you. Oh and my niece also needs a date to the prom… we'll talk about that over the phone…

Kristen: O.o

Teacher Actor: Do it and A+'s are involved for the rest of the semesters also…

Rob: Yah, but I'm a Cullen. I already have all A+'s…

Teacher Actor: We'll talk- *gets hit in the head by Kristen and her crowbar*

Director: CUT!

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