Kairi: Hurry back.
She hands him the charm thingy.
Sora: So, does this mean you're not coming?
Kairi: Nope.
Sora: But I thought you didn't want to be left out anymore?
Kairi: Well, I changed my mind. Saving lost souls sounds traumatizing. So you go ahead.
Sora: Oh, ok then. How about you Riku?
Riku: Are you kidding me? I was the one who originally wanted to leave this stupid island, you think I will just stay here and do nothing with Kairi while you go on an adventure? I'm coming.
Sora: Ok then.
So Sora and Riku prepared to go on their final adventure. At last, Donald and Goofy arrived in a Gummi Ship to pick them up.
Sora: This is gonna be awesome, me, and Riku, and Donald, and Goofy, all fighting together… actually, do we have to fight stuff this time? Or just saving people?
Goofy: Uh, actually Sora, we're not going with you… We're just dropping you off.
Sora: What? What do you mean you're not going with me? We're like a trio! Except now we have Riku so we would be… whatever four people is called… A quadruple?
Donald: Sorry Sora, but if you remember, Goofy and I actually have jobs, that we've been away from for a while.
Goofy: Yeah the King needs us at the castle.
Sora: Oh…
Donald: Speaking of, don't you guys have, like, school?
Sora and Riku: …
And so after some flying, the Gummi Ship was landed in a strange land. The companions exited the ship.
Sora: Where are we?
Goofy: The king told us to take you here, and from here you should be able to find a gateway into the dark world. That's where the people that need to be saved are.
Donald hands Sora a piece of paper.
Sora: What's this?
Donald: Instructions from the king. We have to leave now, good luck!
Goofy: Bye fellas!
Goofy and Donald get back on the Gummi Ship and fly away.
Riku: Well this is kind of stupid…
Sora: Let me read these intructions… "People That Need to be Saved: -any Good Souls from Organization 13, -Aqua, -Terra, -Ventus," Who the hell are these people? "and -Ansem the Wise."
Riku: Is that all it says?
Sora: "Once Donald and Goofy drop you off in the Land of Nothingness, you will have to search around until you find a Gateway. This will take the form of large door" Well that's pretty reasonable… "Use your key blade to open the door. On the other side should be the Land of Darkness. This is where the lost souls wander. You will have to lead them back out the door in order to escape."
Riku: This is BS…
Sora: Hmm, I guess we better start walking then…
Riku: "Good Souls"… What the hell?
Sora: The only "Good Soul" I know of from the Organization is Axel, since he saved me. I think that's "good". Everyone else was pretty mean.
Riku: Are we just supposed to look for people wandering around?
Sora: I don't know, first we have to find this door.
Riku: Wouldn't THAT be it?
Riku points to a large ornate door in the distance.
Sora: Oh! Good eye Riku…
Riku: Well it's the only landmark of any kind for miles…
The two approach the door.
Sora: Look! There's an inscription!
"Do Not Enta Foo! DO NOT ENTA! BADDD SHIT AHEAD FOO!"
Sora: Wow… That's kind of intense..
Riku: Sora, that's not an inscription, its graffiti.
Sora: Oh… Well still kind of ominous.
Riku: We are going into a "land of darkness"…
Sora: True… Riku you're so smart…
Riku: Well by comparison…
Sora: Huh?
Riku: Never mind, just open the door already.
So Sora opened the door, and the two walked in. A vast plain of spooky trees lay before them.
Riku: So now we get wander around this swamp, looking for people who we don't know… Awesome.
Sora: Hey you wanted to come.
Riku: Oh, don't me wrong, this still beats sitting at home on that island.
So the companions started walking. Some time passed.
Sora: Look! A person!
They saw a sad looking old man sitting on a tree stump. They approached him.
Sora: Excuse me, sir? Do you know anyone named Aqua, Terra, or Ventus? Or a guy named Ansem?
Old Man: …
Sora: No? How about a guy named Axel?
Old Man: …
Sora: You would know him if you saw him. He's tall, he has a really thin waist, red hair…
Old Man: …
Sora: Like, I mean really RED hair, not like a redhead, like RED like, the color red… Spiky…
Old Man: …
Riku: Sora, obviously he doesn't know, can we just move on?
Old Man: I do know that.
Riku: Oh…
Sora: Really?! You've seen a guy like that?
Old Man: I seeennnn 'im.
The Old Man points to a clump of trees in the distance.
Sora: Ooh, ok. Thank you, sir!
Old Man: Why ya wanna know anyways?
Sora: We're saving people from the darkness. Do you wanna be saved too?!
Riku: Sora he's not on the list…..
Sora: How did you end up in the darkness?
Old Man: I kill ten people….
Sora: OOH! Ok, well we have to go now, sorry for bothering you!
And with that Sora and Riku headed over to the trees that the Old Man had indicated. As the drew closer, they could see a fire burning. And sure, enough, they saw Axel sitting there.
Sora: HEY!
Axel jumped up in surprise.
Axel: What are you doing here?
Sora: We're here to save you.
Axel: What? Really?
Sora: Yup, king's orders. You are a "crippled being" that must be saved from darkness.
Axel: Oh… ok… Cool.
Sora: Oh, by the way, this is my bestest friend ever, Riku. Riku, this is Axel.
Riku: Hi.
Axel: Hey.
Sora: So, do you know of any other "Good Souls" from the organization?
Axel: No… not other than Roxas.
Sora: Well I don't think I can really help him since he's kind of, like, inside of me, or whatever… But on one else?
Axel: Nope. They all suck. Well, actually…. I guess like…. Demyx. He's not bad.
Sora: Oh, ok, do you know where he is?
Axel: No… but if listen for a sitar I'm sure we'll find him.
Sora: Is a SItar, like a GUItar?
Axel: Kind of… Sure.
Sora: Ok, then, let's go!
Axel: You really can't bring Roxas back?
Sora: I don't… think so….
Axel: Damn.
