Time to see what Hidan is up to in February. Please read and review.


February 1st

A new month... I want to go on a mission and find someone to sacrifice. Oh, and Konan's freaking birthday is coming up and if I don't buy her a fucking present, she and Pein will kill me. The rest of the Akatsuki will freaking help them. The rest of the world will volunteer to help as well. I need to go shopping. What do girls like Konan want? As a matter of fact, what do girls want?

-Hidan

I will help you Hidan.

-Kissamee

Kisame, you need to learn to spell your name. It's like you're telling people to kiss you.

-Itachi

Pinkeye, fish face, out of my fucking diary!

-Hidan


February 10th

I just got back from a very important mission I went on with Kakuzu. Zetsu went with us. We had to track down and kill the creators of the abomination called Teletubies. I got to sacrifice half of them and Zetsu ate the others. Kakuzu was laughing as he got a new heart. However, when we were done I fucking ripped his heart out with my scythe out of boredom. Ha! Now that was great. He got very upset. I was surprised that Orochimaru was not resposible for creating teletubies. He would do that kind of thing, the pedophile, and I want to kill him to prove to him he will never become immortal, he is only immoral.

-Hidan


February 12th

Yesterday, I could not fucking write in my diary as Kakuzu cut my head off to get revenge. He will pay. Is it even possible to sacrifice money? I fucking hope it is.

-Hidan


February 15th

Today, I played a prank on Deidara. I gave Tobi all of his clay and redecorated his room. It was freaking hilarious.

-Hidan


February 16th

I will kill you Hidan!

-Deidara


February 17th

I don't know how Deidara fucking wrote in my diary, but he will pay.

-Hidan


February 17th

Today I put lemon juice in Itachi's eyedrops. Kisame wrote for him with terrible spelling and grammer in his diary. Itachi has no freaking clue who did it to him.

-Hidan


February 18th

Itachi is still recovering from my prank. He doesn't know who freaking did it yet.

-Hidan


February 19th

I bought Konan a collection of colorful origami paper. She better freaking like it.

-Hidan


February 20th

Today is Konan's birthday. She liked my gift so I got to live. She and Pein are at a fancy dinner right now. Alone. They wouldn't let us come along.

-Hidan


February 21st

Kisame just told Itachi that I put the lemon juice in his eyedrops. I have to run. Damn it.

-Hidan


February 22nd

Hidan is on fire right now.

-Itachi

Itachi and Hidan are bad boyz!

-Tobi

You owe me money.

-Kakuzu


February 28th

I finally recovered from Itachi using Amaterasu on me. Fire actually hurt! Apparently, the others are turning my diary into a freaking public forum. Damn. Is nothing sacred!?

-Hidan


So that was February, please review. I hope you like this month.