- Kyo walks in-

Me: Ahhhh! Our famous hot tempered kitty cat friend!

Kyo: ...

Me: Good. Ok. now. The viewers wish to ask, " Why don't you express your feelings better? It bugs us!"

Kyo: If your talking about Tohru. I don't like-

Me: Standing on a chair STOP HIDING IT, YOU SCARDY CAT!!! Just go forward and have a little nice heart to heart chat with her and tell her how you feel deep down somewhere inside...

Kyo: silence

Kyo: grumbles quietly so only I can hear But she likes that stupid rat...

Me: whispers back Are you afarid of a challenge?!

Kyo: No but-

Me: No butts! Sweep her off her feet to a special enchanted world with just the two of you and get married! Oh, and send me a postcard! NEXT!

-In walks Miroku-

Me: stares

Me: I refuse to deal with this patient, NEXT!

Miroku: Wait! I promise I'll be good...

Me: '...'

Me: O...k...but no nasty stuff, this is K and up rated!

Miroku: Ah man!

Me: Let me ask you a question... You like girls, right?

Miroku: YES!

Me:You want to hold them, correct?

Miroku: YESSSSS!!!

Me: Here's your solution, stop being such a freakin PERVERT!!!!! Then they might like you...

Miroku: Ok! I- Wait...why did you say might?

Me: Mhhhhh... NEXT!