- Kyo walks in-
Me: Ahhhh! Our famous hot tempered kitty cat friend!
Kyo: ...
Me: Good. Ok. now. The viewers wish to ask, " Why don't you express your feelings better? It bugs us!"
Kyo: If your talking about Tohru. I don't like-
Me: Standing on a chair STOP HIDING IT, YOU SCARDY CAT!!! Just go forward and have a little nice heart to heart chat with her and tell her how you feel deep down somewhere inside...
Kyo: silence
Kyo: grumbles quietly so only I can hear But she likes that stupid rat...
Me: whispers back Are you afarid of a challenge?!
Kyo: No but-
Me: No butts! Sweep her off her feet to a special enchanted world with just the two of you and get married! Oh, and send me a postcard! NEXT!
-In walks Miroku-
Me: stares
Me: I refuse to deal with this patient, NEXT!
Miroku: Wait! I promise I'll be good...
Me: '...'
Me: O...k...but no nasty stuff, this is K and up rated!
Miroku: Ah man!
Me: Let me ask you a question... You like girls, right?
Miroku: YES!
Me:You want to hold them, correct?
Miroku: YESSSSS!!!
Me: Here's your solution, stop being such a freakin PERVERT!!!!! Then they might like you...
Miroku: Ok! I- Wait...why did you say might?
Me: Mhhhhh... NEXT!
