Pissing Off a Skylark

A/N: Hey there~ So, during all my classes, I was brainstorming a list of things that could piss off Hibari. I carried around some Post-its all day, just so I wouldn't forget anything… Sigh. That's depressing. I have no life…

Anyways, I got a whole bunch of new chapters that I'm going to post regularly, so yeah…

Sorry, one last thing. I realized while I was thinking of ideas that Mukuro's probably going to show up A LOT, since he's like one of the only people that would willingly piss off Hibari… (and get away with it)… so… Yeah. Sorry if you're not a fan of Mukuro.

Sorry for any spelling, grammar, and other mistakes. I was too lazy to proofread this. ^^;

Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn. If I did, it would be a failed manga. And it wouldn't have its own anime. So let's be glad that Akira Amano owns it.

And without further delay, here's Chapter 2 of Ways to Piss Off a Skylark!


Chapter 2: Theme

"Midori tanabiku namimori no…"

The song that was quite familiar in Namimori was heard overhead at approximately one in the afternoon. If anyone curious enough bothered to look up, they would have seen a yellow ball of fluff flying overhead, carrying something in its beak.


When Hibird reached his destination, he flew in through the shattered window he had become familiar with and perched on a head that had a striking resemblance to a pineapple. His delivery a success, he chirped happily a few times, bursting into song once again.

As he listened to the bird sing, Mukuro smiled. Oh, the fun he would have.

"Kufufufu…"


Hibari Kyoya was getting annoyed. Not quite pissed off, but definitely losing his cool.

First, it had been his phone. He'd left it in the reception room on his desk, and when he'd come back from his first morning patrol, it had mysteriously disappeared. Kusakabe and the rest of the committee members denied having seen it when they went inside the reception room.

His mood worsened when that Sky herbivore tripped and fell just as Hibari rounded the corner. They'd collided- Hibari had been pondering over where his phone could have gone, so he'd been distracted- and both fell to the floor in a heap. Tsuna's face had been entertaining to see, as his face went from shocked to scared to panicked when Hibari whipped out his tonfas and growled, "Herbivore, I'll bite you to death."

Tsuna ran away much too soon for his satisfaction, screaming all the way.

Also, there was some new transfer student coming in a week or so, and the principal had asked him- the Leader of the Discipline Committee- to look after him. Baby-sit him. That did not make Hibari a happy birdy.

Hibari walked silently down the empty hallways. School had just ended, and he was determined not to leave until he found his phone.

He rubbed his head and sighed. Today had been a long day, and all he really wanted to do was go home and sleep. But he had to find his phone.

As he neared the Reception Room, he heard a faint song.

"Midori tanabiku…"

Eyes widening, he slammed the door open. He looked around quickly, thinking maybe it was his phone, but then spotted Hibird, and sighed with disappointment.

He walked over to the cute bird and asked him, "You don't happen to know where my phone went, do you?"

"Hibari! Hibari!"

His yellow companion suddenly flew up, revealing the phone he had been sitting on.

Hibari sighed in exasperation, wondering why in the world Hibird had his phone. He decided not to ask.

The Cloud guardian pocketed his phone and walked away, presumably going home.


As Hibari was walking downtown, he heard an odd but familiar song. It was very creepy and mysterious and yet…

As the mysterious music kept playing, Hibari was getting annoyed. He couldn't quite put his finger on it, but the song reminded him of something that really got on his nerves.

Then, realization struck- it was that music that always mysteriously played when that annoying pineapple head appeared.

The irritated Cloud started emitting waves of pure irritation, scaring away all of the people who had been shopping downtown. The townspeople knew him. They knew what would happen if he was in a horrible mood. They didn't want to be there when it happened.

As he kept walking, he wondered why the stupid music wouldn't stop. In fact, it seemed to be following him. Did that mean….

He whipped out his tonfas and quickly observed the scene around him. He was almost out of the shopping area, and there were less buildings and people around. He detected no sign of the Mist guardian.

And yet, the music continued. He growled in annoyance and stopped, trying to pinpoint where exactly the music was coming from. His eyes narrowed as he realized the music was coming from…

… His pocket?

Hibari quickly took out his phone, only to confirm that the song was coming from his phone and that he was getting a call from an unknown caller.

The dark aura that had been swirling around him suddenly grew impossibly larger. What idiot besides that pineapple would steal his phone and change his ringtone, especially to that annoying song?

Hibari wanted to chuck his phone away, but remembered he was getting a call. So he flipped open his phone and said through gritted teeth, "Hn."

"Oya, oya. Look who finally decided to answer his phone… Kufufufu…" a familiar voice chided. It was a voice that Hibari really did not want to hear right now. "So how did you like your new-" CRACK!

No more was heard as Hibari, reaching his limit, gripped the phone so tight that it completely broke into pieces.

"…That… Damn… Pineapple…" he spat out angrily. "I'm going to bite him to death!"

He was also annoyed at the fact that it was probably Hibird who had given that bastard access to his phone. He frowned. Did his little companion like that indigo haired bastard better than him?

Growling, he ran all the way to Kokuyo Land.


Metals clashed.

Creepy laughing was heard.

The dark auras were overwhelming.

The residents of Namimori had a sleepless night.


Hibird flew around, singing happily to himself. He was glad that his friend's ringtone had been changed. He was getting quite tired of it.


Hello~ What'd you think of this one?

I'm sorry this was sooo much longer compared to the first chapter. The words per chapter probably aren't going to be consistent.

Anyways… Yeah. Haha, so I was listening to Mukuro's theme like the whole time while I was typing this up. And I have to say, I might have gotten a just a tiiiinyyyy bit creeped out and scared. Even though all the lights were on. And it was still bright out. ….. Hehe.

And one last thing.

Thanks SOOOOO much to: TheMcgabster, mangaadict26, and AmaiShinjitsu for reviewing my first chapter! You guys are totally awesome! :)

Be back soon with another chapter for my wonderful readers!~ Please review!~