Accursed Avatars

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers. That goes to Nintendo. I also do not own Queen's Blade that is owned by Hobby Japan. The only characters I own are those from the Golden Land, angels from Skyworld including the royal bodyguards, Angel Assembly and archangels along with all the other angels and of course the witch hunters.

Summary: During an invasion from the Invisible Soldiers, Cory's Yato gets shattered in battle due to the magic that the mysterious magician shot. While waiting around for Pit or Bayonetta to find someone to repair the odd weapon, Cory picks up a replacement sword not realizing that it's cursed with a fallen Valkyrie who desires revenge on everyone around her. Poor Robin just happens to be her main target.

Pairing: Cory/Robin, Bayonetta/Cory, Cloud/Corrin, Henry/Robin and implied Cory/Azura

Rated: T (for teen) and MA (for adults on AO3)

Genre: Drama, Friendship, Romance, Angst and some Humor

Warning: Swearing, extreme violence, non-con, yuri and unintentional OOC

This is for RisingSonic in a sense but it's not exactly what he would be expecting. I wanted to return the favor of him doing Corrin/Bayonetta ideas so I'm not the only one writing them. Enjoy!

Chapter 2: The Tactician's Mistake


Cory gasped hearing a voice talk back to her from the sword. She should have been more concerned that the dark magic was circling her arm and making her arm stiff, but it was the voice that caught her attention.

"W-Who are you?!" She asked. She tried not to sound scared but that wasn't possible.

The voice let out an evil laugh. The first thing that Cory picked up was how the voice was feminine in nature. She couldn't assume the voice was a woman though, so it was best to think of it as a genderless being within the sword.

I was a beautiful and powerful warrior that wielded this sword more than 2000 years ago. I showed no mercy to my foes and killed whenever I had the chance. I laid waste to many Netherworlds and collected heads as my prize of defeating powerful enemies. I was eventually deemed too dangerous by the Gods and was sealed away into this sword.

The first thing Cory noted was that this sword had no problem talking about himself or herself, but judging from the way the possessed weapon addressed itself, it was probably a female voice trapped within the sword.

The Goddess of the Moon…Selena…I will never forgive her. She who dared to associate me with those pathetic demon girls will wish she was never born. That angel was stupid enough to carry me away to where I can possess another powerful demon. Now I have my chance at revenge!

Cory wasn't interested in listening to the cursed weapon's backstory. Heck, most of the information she was given fell on death's ear. She didn't know who the Goddess of the Moon was. Pit might know, but she clearly didn't. She didn't know who the "pathetic demon girls" were either. If it was over 2000 years ago, they were probably dead. Finally, she wasn't a demon. She may have been part dragon, but that was as far as the "demon line" went. All Corry cared about was if the sword was usable in combat. As long as the sword worked in combat, she didn't care what would happen to her. It was only a temporarily thing anyway…

Interesting…you seem rather rustled by something. The sword stated. It seemed to be done talking about itself and its "tragic backstory" to observe and analyze the one who had awaken it from its slumber. Cory's eyes widened at the suggestion.

"What makes you say that?"

I'm an empathetic sword that knows what the wielder is thinking. Right now you have a deep hatred toward someone combined with sexual frustration. You need to release yourself from the stress.

Cory blinked at the voice's words. It was spot on for the most part.

Hmm…the person's name…Bayonetta…is it? She is the one who is fixing your sword that you carelessly broke in combat. How interesting.

"I only hate her." Cory clarified. "I'm not interested in anything pertaining to sex. I already have a wife waiting for me back home. I have no time to fool around with anyone else."

You say that, but you are frustrated with Bayonetta with how she acts around your "twin" brother. You're not oblivious to what is happening in front of you. That woman is in love with your "twin" brother.

Cory flinched at the revelation. It wasn't that much of a secret that Bayonetta probably liked Corrin more than a friend. She hid it very well, but made passes hoping he would notice. Corrin's attention was to Cloud though and it did cause an awkward air around Cloud and Bayonetta as a result that Corrin remained oblivious to.

This is bad for you. If your "twin" brother falls for this woman, then there is a risk of her finding out the truth about you two. You don't want that and treat her with disdain. The truth is though…you don't mind her presence at all. In fact, you want her to replace your wife until it's time to leave this realm without warning anyone.

Cory had it about here. She sighed as she quickly put the cursed sword back into the sword's sheath and retreated out of the room. Her face was rather flustered by what the sword was telling her, but she couldn't listen to it now. Her priority needed to be leaving without getting caught. While the cursed sword continued to ramble about her lust for the Umbra Witch, the dragon princess would pass by Corrin. She would give him a weak excuse on where she was going before she forced herself to push him away. The last thing she wanted was for Corrin to realize she was going to go back to training with a sword that didn't belong to her. It would only draw suspicion to the evil sword.

I can put up with this dumb sword until Bayonetta comes back. I can't let myself unguarded again. I won't let those Vallites return and make a fool of me. I need to keep training…


Pit needed to remind himself to not trust another angel with a dangerous weapon in the mansion. Nine times out of ten, they were going to lose it. There really wasn't anyone in Skyworld he could trust though. When the Three Sacred Treasures were entrusted to the angels, they ended up losing it to the Space Pirates and Pit had to work to get it back. Sun-Wong was one of the more reliable angels and he still managed to fuck it up. Granted, Pit would have to take responsibility this time around, but the point is that the vice-captain failed to hide the cursed sword in safely guarded place in the mansion until further notice.

At the very least, I can reduce the amount of suspects on who stole the sword. Pit thought darkly to himself. I guess I should ask Corrin where his sister is.

Pit needed to find Corrin when he wasn't hanging out with Bayonetta. The last thing he wanted was to interrupt whatever conversation they were having. If Corrin was with Cloud, at least he could pull the silverette away and speak to him privately. Fortunately for Pit, he caught Corrin heading to the quiet room on the third floor. That floor was meant for reading, studying, napping and relaxation. Corrin probably wanted to catch a break after what happened to his sister's sword.

"Hey, Corrin!" Pit shouted catching his attention. "I got something to ask you!"

Corrin groaned hearing a loud voice before entering the quiet room. He wasn't going to have any peace and quiet until later.

"Yes? What do you need Pit?" Corrin asked wearingly.

"I want to know where your sister is. I think she took something that belonged to me…by accident."

Pit had to add that last bit so Corrin wouldn't think he was accusing his sister of being a thief. Corrin was naïve enough to be fooled by people who worded their sentence like this. The dragon prince was confused on why his sister would take something that belonged to Pit when she could ask Bayonetta, Cloud or Robin for anything that Corrin did not have.

"Hmm…I think she told me when we passed by each other not too long ago that she was going to go back training in the forest. I warned her that it wasn't a good idea…but unlike me…I know she would be okay." Corrin frowned when he said this. The villain from their world would target him first over his sister even if Cory was found alone. The dragon princess was deemed competent by that man that he wouldn't bother attacking her. If Corrin did that, he would almost always be ambushed.

"Why would she out to the same location she was attacked?!" Pit asked in disbelief.

"…That's how she is. She's stubborn like that…" Corrin admitted. "Are you worried about her?"

"Hell no! I just want my sword back!" Pit exclaimed causing Corrin to roll his eyes. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get my sword back from her! Lady Palutena is going to kill me if she finds out someone else is wielding the sword."

Corrin was puzzled by Pit's statement. He didn't get to question him any further seeing as how the brunette dashed off. From the third floor to the second floor and then to the first floor Pit went. While reaching the entrance to the mansion, Pit had passed by Robin on the way. The female tactician was also looking for the silver haired princess, but couldn't find her anywhere. She would have gone to Corrin to ask her whereabouts had Pit not caught her eye.

"Hey, Pit! Where you going? Have you seen Cory?"

Pit stopped running just to give Robin a bit of his time. "Uh, I was going to head to where she was now. You're welcome to come along, but I swear it won't take long."

Robin just needed to ask Cory something about the enemies that attacked them. If she knew who it was, she might be able to gather some information on them and help her out.

Why do I have a feeling I shouldn't follow Pit? Robin asked herself. I mean…Pit should be fine on his own, but I feel like something bad is going to happen if I follow him. Oh, well. It's probably nothing.

Pit had rushed ahead of Robin after answering her question. The white haired tactician shouted at him to wait up as she hurried after him. The light angel only slowed down to allow her to keep up with him.


The temporarily sword ended up being one of the best things to happen to Cory for a while. The sword was light as a feather and it fit so well in her hand. She felt like she could even replace the Omega Yato with this sword if it was so easy to use. When she swung the sword against the tree, she felt like the sword wouldn't break. In fact, a few more swings would allow her to cut the tree down as if she were using a chainsaw. She smirks seeing how the sword was able to slice the nearby tree in the middle perfectly. The tree tumbled down in between other trees causing the wildlife in the area to run away at the sudden thumping sound.

"This is good…" Cory murmured to herself as she glanced at the sword that was glowing darkly. "…I just wish there was an off switch for this voice."

My, are we rude.

The voice was very obnoxious to Cory. While she gained a temporary sword that could function as the Omega Yato until Bayonetta got it fixed, the voice in her head would not leave her alone. Negative thoughts came whenever the voice spoke and it drove her up the wall. The fact the voice was prying into her backstory did not help matters.

You have a rather complicated backstory. The voice began. Cory tried to drown it out, but that simply wasn't going to happen. You are the crowned Princess of Hoshido who was kidnapped at a young age. You lived in Nohr as a prisoner all of your life. When you reached the age of eighteen and learned of your heritage after regaining your memories, you were quick to abandon Nohr for Hoshido. It's interesting how your "twin" brother apparently stayed in Nohr.

"Please stop talking…"

You fell in love with the real Princess of Nohr. You married her and somehow managed to have two sons in your realm. You stormed through Nohr and saved your kingdom, but you lost your wife in the process.

"…No…"

At the same time, you met your faithful other at the lake. You and your "twin" brother made a deal with the devil not realizing it was Anankos…the man who caused the death of your wife in the first place and manipulated everything behind the scenes.

"Shut up…"

With the information you knew thanks to your "twin" brother, you changed the timeline of how the war was and brought your two families together. You were going for the Golden Ending…but you weren't strong enough to deal with your father's final form. He wiped you and your entire family out and that was the end of your perfect ending. You refused to die though. Your father had plans for your "twin" brother and intended to do the same thing to you. It was a miracle you survived into the next timeline and interfered with the plan. Your "twin" brother took the same route, but with you there now, you could prevent him from finding out the truth. You stole you lover away from him and you ruined his chances of romancing anyone else. The plan your father had failed for you because of the corruption you suffered from your journey. Corrin's purity though…he was able to preserve his innocence because of you. Now you're just running away with him to this new realm hoping that the autumn season will pass by the time you return. Your father cannot act on his plan if the curse doesn't remain.

"SHUT UP!"

Cory slammed the tip of the sword into the nearby tree. The last thing she wanted to know was how her father had found her and Corrin.

Running away was futile. It won't be long until he captures the both of you. Your sword breaking shows your resolve. You can't do this alone. You abandoned your family for someone who is just an alternate universe of yourself. This alternate universe of yourself is the reason why you were subjected to a miserable ending at the end. You know this, but feel obligated to protect him.

"You're so annoying…" Cory snarled. "I love Corrin…you're not saying that though…"

Why would I need to? Even if you have positive emotions about him, you are still angry with the situation you are in. You do not enjoy the time in the mansion like your brother because you know there is so much more to lose than he realizes. Three months is how long you have to wait, but you have no way of knowing how much time has passed. For all you know, no time has passed at all and you're just wasting your time here. Granted, you're already wasting time participating in a tournament that your father will eventually catch a wind of. That attack is just the beginning…

Cory shook her head. She was done listening to this sword. She was only going to be stressed out if she kept listening to what it had to say. Her stress would only worsen when she heard someone calling her name.

"CORY! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE! YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE WHEN I FIND YOU!"

Pit had one of the most obnoxious voices in the mansion. Cory snarled as she yanked the sword out of the tree. The last thing she wanted was for the light angel to yell at her for damaging the annoying sword. The cursed blade was snickering now, but chose to not say a word. The Nohrian princess could only hope for Pit to nag her about using the sword and leave without any trouble.

Cory folded her arms when Pit emerged from the pushes. Once he saw the red eyed princess, he pointed at her and screeched like a hawk.

"AH-HA! THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE!" Pit declared. "I FOUND YOUR HIDING PLACE!"

"I wasn't hiding." Cory responded sarcastically as she looked over Pit's shoulder. "Robin, what are you doing here?"

"…I was worried for you." Robin answered as she was the one that was holding Pit by the back of his shirt. This prevented him from charging over to the Nohrian princess and giving her a nasty scolding immediately. "Pit, you realize that threatening her before you start a dialogue isn't going to solve anything…right?"

"…No." Pit answered truthfully when he caught the possessed blade in Cory's hands. "Not when I got a mission to do. Give me back that sword!"

How about I slice your throat instead?

Cory didn't like the tone the sword had. She stared at the two Smashers in confusion when they gave her a concerned look.

"C-Cory?" Robin asked quietly. "What did you say?"

That wasn't the dragon princess who made the threat. That was the sword itself. Pit was aware of that and prepared to defend himself. He had Palutena's Bow with him ready to fire if she attempted to attack him. Cory was perplexed by Pit's dark expression that he now wore. She didn't seem to realize that her arm moved on its own and was pointing in Pit's direction.

"Cory, drop the sword!" Pit warned him. "Don't make me hurt you!"

"Hey, you better put that bow away." Cory hissed. "I can drop the sword faster than you can hit me with that bow. Do you want Corrin to yell at the both of us?"

The brunette had to think about it. Honestly, he would prefer Rob scolding him over Corrin because then at least he could stare at Rob's beautiful brown eyes while he was wagging the finger in his face.

Robin glared at the back of Pit's head. She had this nasty feeling he was thinking dirty thoughts again in the middle of the battle.

"Pit, you're already losing focus. Just walk up to Cory and take the sword before-"

The white haired tactician didn't get to finish her sentence. The cursed sword had already taken control of Cory's body without her permission. She groaned feeling a dark power rush through her entire body. The dragon princess raised her sword into the air creating a dark energy ball on the tip of the blade. She then swung the sword effectively throwing the dark energy ball at Pit's body.

Pit wished he had the Guardian Orbitars to shield him from the attack instead of his bow. The bow wouldn't be able to block the blinding light that hit his entire body. The white angel screamed the moment the quick magic attack hit him. The cursed sword made a delighted squeal hearing the sound of Pit's tunic being ripped off from the powerful magic. From the scarf to his boxers, nothing was safe except the golden laurel on his head. Robin shielded her eyes by instinct despite the fact the magic wasn't bright in the slightest.

It took a second for Pit to realize what the sword did to him. Fighting without clothes wouldn't seem like a problem. Heck, Pit probably wouldn't mind fighting in his boxers. The problem was he was completely exposed to the two female Smashers. Add to the fact the attack was extremely powerful on the light angel and you had a helpless fighter right there. Pit's face paled as he ended up collapsing to the ground where the shreds of his torn tunic was.

"What a pleasant sight." The sword mocked. Now it was speaking through Cory and she had no say whatsoever. "Too bad there isn't much to see."

"Y-You stupid perverted…" Pit started but cut himself off. Why did the attack knock the wind out of him? This was ridiculously convenient…

Despite Pit's terrible predicament, he still had time to bark orders…just not at Cory. His attention was to Robin now he was stunned at the crazy turn of events.

"R-Robin, get out of here! Get Lady Palutena or Rosalina!" Pit shouted. "They should be able to neutralize the sword!"

That was the last thing that the cursed sword wanted. If the female tactician got help from one of the Goddesses, there would be no hope in furthering corrupting the dragon princess. Cory could believe Pit that they would stop her from hurting herself and everyone around her, but someone else had other plans. While Robin intended to attack Cory and stun her with her own magic, the magician that had caused the Smashers problems intended to make the situation worse. The trio failed to notice the fourth presence. If they felt it, they assumed it was from the sword. The magician's spell that was casted reached the cursed sword rather easily and gave it a burst of negative energy that completely overwhelmed Cory in that moment.

"No way! I'm not going to let you ruin my fun! If you chase after me, I will kill that girl!"

The sword wasn't talking about Cory. No. The sword's attention was to Robin. The silverette yelped as she felt the sword take complete control of her body. Ignoring Pit's naked form, she charged over to Robin and grabbed her arm before Robin had a chance of taking out her thunder tome and zapping Cory senseless.

"W-What the? Unhand me!" Robin hissed as she tried to get away. "Cory, what are you doing?!"

"I-I can't control it!" Cory shrieked as she tried to drop the possessed sword. "I'm…"

The magician wasn't going to let Pit interfere. Before Pit could recover from the sudden attack, the magician made sure to use her spell to warp the two away. Pit assumed it the sword's power and not a third party and all he could do was gawk.

"Oh crap…I am so screwed! I need to get Lady Palutena!" Pit cried out in panic as he stood up. "B-But what am I going to do with this?! How am I going to explain that sword tore my clothes off like some fanservice anime! Oh man! Oh man! Oh man!"

The magician snickered as she disappeared from the area before Pit would notice her. Now, she would follow the cursed sword and see what it would do with the short burst of magic she gave it.


There was no way the cursed sword wouldn't have been able to do real damage in Smashopolis. Someone would have noticed the power that was leaking out of the blade. The magician knew this and decided to help the possessed sword do damage to Robin at the very least. All she needed to do was warp them to a random galaxy that the Smashers would have difficulties tracking. The problem was that she wouldn't know which galaxy to send the two Smashers to, so she sent them to one of the galaxies that the magician often visited.

Hot Spring Galaxy was an odd galaxy to say the least. While there were many galaxies with hot springs in it, none were ever so dedicated to devote an entire galaxy for the highest quality spring. This was where a huge hotel was located that allowed for a relaxing vacation. Only a few Smashers could actually journey to this galaxy as the person in charge was the Goddess of Magic herself. She was the type of person who only allowed those with money and those with VIP passes in because the hotel services and the hot spring in general was one of the best around. What the magician wanted to do and what the cursed sword wanted to do were two different things. If the magician was in complete control, she would have used Cory to destroy Hot Spring Galaxy and cause more havoc. The sword just wanted a place for peace and quiet until anything devastating happened.

The warp spell warped the two Smashers on the outskirts of Hot Spring Galaxy. Before one could reach the hotel and hot springs, they would have to make it through the wilderness first. The forest was so rich in appearance mainly due to the pure water that flowed from the hot springs. It was also dark outside making it hard for anyone to find people lurking outside of the hotel.

Robin wanted to use this opportunity to flee from Cory the moment the warp spell ended. The cursed sword was going to let her get too far. Robin cursed being a slow runner as even someone like Cory could catch her. The dragon princess lunged at the tactician before she could a take a few steps away from her.

"You're not going anywhere." Cory hissed. "We're going to have some fun."

Robin paled at Cory's tone. She should use any trick in the book now, but she refused to hurt her friend. The cursed sword could care less what Robin felt. After grabbing the tactician, Cory slammed the white haired tactician into a nearby tree.

"You're not going to resist me."

That was the sword speaking through Cory, but it still scared Robin. The menacing look the silver haired princess was giving the tactician was enough to make her cower in fear. She needed to think of a plan and fast…


Bayonetta sometimes asked herself why she was such a softie. She was supposed to be this menacing witch that everyone feared, yet here she was running errands for two young dragons. First Cory begged her to fix her chainsaw sword (that was certainly not a katana from the shape) and Bayonetta had spent hours on end trying to persuade Rodin to get it fixed. Rodin was a busy man and sometimes his price was too high even for her standards. The worse he made her pay was 9,999,999 halos just to fight him in a one on one match. Did the Umbra Witch nearly regret that? Yes, because she needed to be reminded that Rodin was actually a very powerful individual you did not want to mess with and if he defeated her, he would have taken her soul. She may have relied on him for information and weapons, but she needed to remember she couldn't trust him with her life. Yet, here she was spending hours on a wild goose chase killing powerful demons just to satisfy Rodin's mood. Bayonetta knew he could repair the Yatogami relatively easily, but he chose to give her a hard time.

The reason he was being hard on her was because the Yatogami was a unique blade. It was from a realm he had no access to. A powerful being was blocking that universe thus preventing him from getting the information he needed to repair the blade in a few minutes. To hide that small fact, he needed the Umbra Witch to fight demons that had information on Corrin's world in order to fix the blade correctly. There might be some problems in the near future for the wielder of Yatogami, but by then, the wielder should be able to negotiate with the bartender personally and get the items needed to fix it.

Bayonetta was just glad that this task was done. The last thing that Rodin wanted from her before she left was giving her a demon that he could turn into a weapon. He was even willing to part ways with that item needed to seal demons away. As long as she got him a demon within the next twenty-four hours, she was in the clear.

Bayonetta wouldn't be able to return the fixed blade to Cory because she wasn't in the mansion. Corrin was worried for his sister and had told Pit where she went, but the two have yet to return. The dragon prince had considered leaving the mansion alone to look for them, but the Umbra Witch just had to tell the young prince to stay in his room where it was safe. She was already out running tasks, so it was better if she did the work for him.

"Thanks Cere. I knew I could rely on you."

Corrin's words echoed in her ear and it caused the Umbra Witch to slightly blush once she was far away from the mansion.

He doesn't need to give me that look on such a minor issue. Bayonetta thought to herself. Cloud is so lucky that look is usually saved for him…

Things didn't go so well for Bayonetta though. She was able to trace the steps that Pit and Cory had gone. Deep into Smash Forest she would go. She felt a powerful dark energy and a dying light coming from the forest, so she had to pick up the pace. She wasn't disappointed to find a naked Pit in the clearing of the forest. He was on the verge of passing out.

"There are better places to be taking a nap Little Icarus." The Umbra Witch teased even though Pit was not in the mood for jokes.

The white angel groaned as he tried to move. The magic was still too much for him. Things only got worse when Bayonetta entered the picture, but that was to be expected.

"Hah…just…save Robin…" Pit mumbled. "The cursed sword…"

Hearing "cursed" and "sword" in the same sentence immediately gave Bayonetta hope that she could do Rodin's task within the next hour. She needed to hear Pit out more. Despite being a sworn enemy of her race, Bayonetta decided to help Pit out. She slowly lifted him off the ground and carried him into a safer area in the forest. There weren't any demons in the forest. It was just wildlife that sometimes went out of control. She placed his naked body underneath the shade, so he wouldn't be seen by anyone should they venture into the forest to look for him. Granted, his clothes were long gone, but he would have to figure out a way to explain that to Palutena anyway.

Pit wasn't going to faint until Bayonetta got the information on the cursed sword. The brunette had to spill the bean to the Seer of Darkness and was far from pleased to admit that he was being crafty behind Palutena's back.

The cursed sword that Pit had was from a demon that had caused havoc before the 2000 year war. She had caused problems for the Olympus Gods that she had to be taken out. Selena volunteered to subdue her, but her greatest flaw was her inability to kill her targets. Her favorite method of dealing with her enemies was sealing her enemies away into a weapon or object. A sword was rather basic in comparison to the other lewd items that she sealed the five problematic demon girls of the past, but it allowed for the angels to track down the ancient sword more easily than the others. Pit didn't want to reveal it to Palutena yet, so he wanted to hide the sword in the mansion before confirming some things about it.

And this was where Bayonetta wanted to facepalm. Cory had taken the sword instead of being patient and attempted to use the sword to train out here in the forest. The sword easily possessed her because cursed weapons fed off the negative emotions of a person. Someone who kept secrets like Cory would of course be easily controlled. Bayonetta assumed that unlike her brother, she wouldn't have much self-control, so it meant that the cursed sword lucked out. Pit would then tell her where he thinks the sword would go based on the amount of magic that was unleashed when it teleported Cory and Robin away.

"Hot Spring Galaxy you say?" Bayonetta had asked. "Interesting place."

"…The Goddess of Magic Circe is there…" Pit admitted weakly. "If the sword wanted more power, it would go there and attempt to change its wielder…or at least zap the life force out of her…be careful…"

And that was why Bayonetta had to return to the Gates of Hell just to use it as a portal to the Hot Spring Galaxy. There was no point in asking Rosalina to take her there when she could handle this herself. She would let Pit rest and think about what he did while she went and saved the girls.

"Now…where am I going to find that stupid dragon girl?" Bayonetta had asked out loud as the portal to the Gates of Hell left her at the entrance of the hotel. "I could always ask the Goddess of this galaxy…assuming she's not already dead but…"

Bayonetta needed to observe the area first before she made her decision. One thing that stood out about the place was everything seemed to be calm. She was certain that if Cory went on a rampage that people would be running and screaming out of the hotel and hot spring area. The galaxy only had the hotel and the woods as its major location, so Bayonetta could easily deduct that Cory and Robin were in the forest.

She made the right call. When she rushed over to the forest area, she did hear a scream coming from one of the girls. She assumed it was Robin and that only made Bayonetta bit her lip. Was she too late to save them? There was only one way to find out.

The Umbra Witch wouldn't get the context what happened between Cory and Robin. All she knew was her gray eyes locked onto a rather gory scene. Cory had stabbed herself with the cursed sword in an attempt to be saved from the possession. Robin was crying out for her friend even though she should be concerned for her own life. Bayonetta noticed that the female tactician had her clothes ripped in the same fashion as Pit. The Umbra Witch could only see so much seeing as how Cory was standing over her screaming in pain at impaling her own arm. The sword was speaking through Cory and laughed at the predicament Cory put herself in.

The cursed sword wouldn't be laughing anymore after what was going to happen next. Bullets were being shot in Cory's direction. The sword forced Cory to shield herself and Robin despite the injuries. This was intended though seeing as how Cory had to hold the arm out that had the sword in it.

"I leave to repair your sword and you go out and get kinky without me."

Cory's heart skipped a beat realizing that Bayonetta was here. She couldn't believe how happy she was that the Umbra Witch had arrived in the nick of time. Granted, Bayonetta didn't have to save her or the female tactician, but Bayonetta wouldn't hear the end of it from Corrin if she let things continue.

The Umbra Witch seemed to have a different weapon on her this time around. Besides the fixed Yato in her possession, she was equipped with four swords. Two were on her hand and two were equipped to her heels, yet she still had her pistols with her. The Umbra Witch came prepared with the tools needed to subdue the cursed sword that possessed the dragon princess. Cory recalled that Bayonetta had two different swords and the one she was using now was Rakshasa. These swords were fast and were meant with dealing with swordfighters better than her default weapons. Due to the complaints of "too "any sword-wielders" in Smash, she wasn't allowed to carry the swords around.

"B-Bayonetta…" Cory called out. "How…why are you here…"

"I'm here to save your sorry ass." Bayonetta admitted. "I feel sorry for Robin though that she had to go through whatever you put her through."

Cory felt ashamed at those words. Bayonetta could put two and two together on what happened, but that wasn't her priority. She was staring at the dragon prince who had turned her attention to the older woman and pointed the cursed sword in her direction.

"Oh, you want to point that ugly toy at me?" Bayonetta asked darkly. She knew it was the demon within the blade that was getting ready to fight her. "Who do you take me for? You know you would never be able to defeat me much less lay a finger on me."

"Who asked you?" Cory snarled as the blade forced her to ignore the injury done to herself and charged the Umbra Witch head on. "DIE!"

The Umbra Witch rolled her eyes as she dodged at the last minute. At that moment, time slowed down around Cory while Bayonetta was moving the normal speed.

"You're making this too easy."

Bayonetta had to remember that just because it was a cursed sword didn't mean that it had powers to defeat Witch Time. This was all she needed to do in order to knock the sword out of Cory's hand. Without Cory, there was no way for the warrior within the sword to speak. The raven haired witch assumed that the cursed sword was swearing at her for interfering with her fun. She could care less as she took out the item that Rodin used to seal demons into weapons. Since it was a smaller version of what he had, it wouldn't be an official weapon. The seal would prevent the sword from attempting to possess anyone. Bayonetta smirked at how quick and effective this toy was.

Perhaps I can ask Rodin to give me a real one. I already have my chainsaws, but there are some monsters from other realms that I think will make great weapons. Still…

Bayonetta shook her head in annoyance at how easy it was to subdue the cursed sword. It was nice of Rodin to at least give her a part of the item that allowed him to create weapons. She would need to give the cursed sword to Rodin as payment. Granted, she probably would have to deal with Pit first before she could make the exchange with the bartender.

"Now that the easy task is out of the way…" Bayonetta began as she looked over to Cory. "We're going to need to talk."

Cory did not want to talk to the Umbra Witch. She already knew she fucked up by not heeding Pit's warning. The last thing she wanted was for the Umbra Witch to get on her case. If she didn't, then Corrin will. Cory didn't know which one of the two would be harder on her.

At least with Corrin, he won't know the full details of what transpired. Cory grumbled to herself as she decided to reject Bayonetta. "Screw off."

Bayonetta raised an eyebrow as a response. She wasn't exactly thrilled by the response.

"Now, that's not a nice thing to say." The Umbra Witch started. "I fixed your sword and saved your life, but you're going to give me that tone? Sometimes I have to wonder how you and Corrin are related."

"We're not." Cory hissed. She slowly stood up, weakened from cursed sword draining the life out of her. She still had enough energy to bark insults back at Bayonetta. "…I appreciate what you did for me…but please…I don't want to talk about it."

"…I may not be a fan of Little Icarus, but if he tells you not to take something that belongs to him, I suggest you don't. There is always some trick to whatever he has."

That really was all Bayonetta needed to tell her. Cory already knew she fucked up. The last thing she wanted was salt to be rubbed on the wounds. The Umbra Witch turned her attention to Robin. She was the one that needed to be checked up on.

"…Bayonetta…can you give us five minutes?" Cory asked. "Robin's life is not in danger, but I need to tell her something…and I don't want you listening in."

"You're asking for way too much." Bayonetta responded. "If a part of the cursed sword is still inside you-"

"She isn't." Cory interrupted. "Please. This is the last thing I'll ask from you."

The Umbra Witch gave up after that. She mumbled something how Corrin was the easier "twin" to deal with before giving the dragon princess and the female magician time alone. Bayonetta would still keep watch though.

Robin finally managed to catch her breathe. She let out a sigh of relief seeing that nothing was inserted into her while in a dazed state. The tactician gasped seeing the nasty injury on her friend.

"C-Cory!"

"I'm fine." Cory told her quickly. "It's just a flesh wound. It will heal…" Cory's voice trailed off realizing that Corrin was going to find out after all.

"No, this is not okay. I'll get you to my brother and your brother and we'll patch you up."

Robin wished that she was a good healer like her brother was. She focused so much on offensive magic that it never occurred to her that healing would be the difference between life and death. She taunted Rob for changing his class often, but being a person who could use many weapons might have been better than a person who mastered two weapons.

"I'll be fine…" Cory murmured. "I need to talk to you though…"

"…Is it about…what you did…"

"It's what the sword made me do!" The Nohrian princess corrected. "A-And I had no right to put my hands on you! I'm so sorry!"

The tactician's expression softened at her apology. Surely, Cory had no feelings for her. It was clearly the sword messing with Robin's head. The white haired tactician was married to Henry, and everyone knew that she was off limits. If Henry found out that anyone was hitting on his wife, he would not only hex them, but he would give them hell. Cory did not want to be on the list. Unlike her injuries, it would be easier to cover up this incident…so as long as Henry didn't use some spell that would allow him to read the thoughts of the people involved.

"No…it's okay…"

"It's not okay! I almost…"

Robin silenced Cory by placing her finger to her lip. The dragon princess was taken aback from this. "It's okay. Nothing extreme happened, so it's best to forget about this incident."

"Forget? Why? What if it happens again?! I'm still an alpha dragon!"

"…Cory, it wasn't you. It was the sword that made you act like a beast. The sword is gone now, right?"

"Y-Yes…Bayonetta took care of it."

"…Oh, so she saved us…"

Cory nodded her head slowly.

"…That makes things easier. We need to pretend that this incident never happened."

"But Pit and Corrin are going to know and…"

"I'll come up with a plan. They only need to know that the sword took control of your body and you went on a rampage. They don't need to know that the sword was a horny lesbian…" Robin murmured that last part. Maybe it wasn't the best way to word it, but she was still upset at what almost happened. She didn't want Cory to worry. "I just don't want Henry to get the wrong idea…"

"…O-Oh…" Cory hoped that she didn't sound disappointed. She always felt like it was better to talk things out, but Robin clearly did not think the same way. "O-Okay…"

Robin gave Cory the pleading look once she heard the uncertainty in Cory's tone. She wanted to beg her to please follow through with the fake story she would come up with when the three ladies returned to the mansion. The five minutes were up and Bayonetta had returned to kill the mood.

"I think it's time we head back. We wouldn't want to keep the others waiting."

"You just want to see my brother again…" Cory growled. "We're done talking."

Bayonetta really hated the attitude Cory had but ignored it. The raven haired witch led the way to the portal that would take them to the Gates of Hell. From the bar, they would return to the mansion. The trip was going to be rather silent until they were forced to speak of the story they would tell the Smashers. Robin really wasn't looking forward to explaining why she was wet. No lie in the world was going to save her if Henry was at the mansion. She predicted he wasn't going to randomly stop by and see her, so she had time. She feared for Pit and Corrin's reaction more than anything else. How would they react to what the sword made Cory do? The sword already tore Pit's clothes off to show how dangerous she was capable of being, but how would they respond to the sword being a sexual predator?

…This is going to be a long night. Robin thought grimly to herself as she looked before her. She frowned seeing Cory ask for Bayonetta for support. The Umbra Witch complained how Cory needed to stop being a spoiled princess but assisted Cory regardless. Robin wished she had someone who could help her…but she was just going to have to trail after them in silence.


Me: Done with 8545 words.

Li: I feel like we're missing a chunk of the story.

Me: Porn is only on AO3, but the Bayonetta portion concerning what she did to repair the Yato and how she was able to track Cory and Robin down is on . Notes!

1. A lot of information the cursed sword drops is more implied backstory of incidents before the 2000 year war. I had to word it carefully, so I wouldn't write an inconsistency with my OC characters. The LUST with a J girls (Juliet's lesbian army as pointed out in A Match Made in Hell and Palutena's ficlet are five demons who caused so many problems for the Gods and Goddesses that Selena was tasked to get rid of them. Selena is too nice to kill them, so she sealed them all within a weapon…but the problem being that all weapons pertained to BDSM of some sort. Selena did this, so people wouldn't realize that powerful demons were inside sex items and would never actually use them (seeing as how they only have one use and that would be in bed). She did this after the Great Evil was sealed off (before shit hit the fan for her and she had Ginger). In the timeline, Ursula would not be able to exist due to the fact that spider demons were created shortly after The Great Evil was sealed. Palutena's ficlet (and Angel Rule Number 4: Tolerance) specifically has Palutena remember this when confronting Arachne's family line. Additionally, Shabriri's backstory revolves around Kensei's evil reign of Skyworld. Kensei was still in power even after the Great Evil was sealed, but he would eventually be banished. Until then, it wouldn't make sense to say "five demon girls" and just imply at the moment that there are at least three of them (as Jinx, Tara and Lily can all fit in the ambiguous timeline of when they rose to power). One fun fact is because this sword is not part of these demon girls, she doesn't have a name. The cursed sword is indeed a demon that is used on the Monster Girl Wiki, but regardless, she wasn't important enough in history for her name to be remembered.

2. Cory's crush on Bayonetta is exclusive to this timeline. Most timelines, she legit finds Bayonetta annoying and doesn't want her anywhere near Corrin. She's not super overprotective, but the cursed sword states that Cory is indeed protective of Corrin because of Anankos' curse. Anankos' curse gender-benders the dragon twins during the first week of the mating season thus making it difficult to not get pregnant/get someone pregnant, and as a result, there is some resentment held toward Corrin because he is aware of this and continues to attract Bayonetta (and Cloud).

3. Normally, I would think Bayonetta would actually get Rodin to follow her if he wanted to turn a demon into a weapon. Whenever Bayonetta gets a weapon, she usually finds items wanted by Rodin and then he uses it to lure the demon into a false sense of security and then turns them into a weapon with that specific device. If Bayonetta wanted to do it herself, I feel like Rodin would allow it only because it seems like it's something that anyone was capable of using. Bayonetta only needs to use a little part of the power to subdue the sword. It's why Bayonetta wants to return the weapon to Rodin immediately ignoring the fact the sword belongs to Pit.

That's it. Reviews are appreciated. I wanted to write this for RisingSonic even though he doesn't believe he deserves something from me. He puts up with so much crap that it's not even funny. His willingness to be patient with me and willing to learn and improve makes me happy I have someone like him…so even though the story isn't exactly happy mainly because of how I still tried to work this pairing into my timeline somehow, I still hope you enjoy it…