CHAPTER 2:

OBAMA RETURNS

"By the way, Sosuke-kun," Orihime started.

"Yes, my love?" Aizen asked in a sickly-sweet tone.

"Where's Tosen?"

"Ummm..." Come to think of it, Aizen hadn't seen him anywhere...

At that moment, the door swung open to reveal none other than Barrack Obama! Dun...Dun...DUN!!!

"Tosen! My good buddy, my old pal, how have you been? You know, it's been a year since I've seen you," Aizen said, looking over Tosen's clothes: shredded. Tosen's hair: messy. His glasses: gone.

"I never knew being president could be that hard..." Tosen muttered. "I'm just glad to be away from there! I will never go back there! They're like savages!"

"Guess what?" Aizen asked.

"What?" was Tosen's reply.

"We're going back tomorrow."

"meep!" Tosen knew that Aizen was evil, but how could someone be that evil?

"Get you fake I.D card!" Aizen ordered.

Gin looked out the window. "Why me? Why did I leave? Can't I go back to Ran-chan? No, because I'm George Bush! That's why!" Gin complained.

"Shut up!" Aizen said, slapping Gin.

Why is Tosen such a tortured soul? Does Gin want to see Rangiku? Is Orihime still a BIG HOE!? Find out on the next chapter of "Vacation: GOTTA GET AWAY!"