Who ended Roger Rabbit?

Chapter: 2

No Angles in this city


Location unknown

Current time: Right now

A man is petting a Chinchilla Persian cat as a newspaper is on the desk in which a small frown formed upon his lips and then a woman walked into the room in which he then glared at her as the woman showed no fear, but gave off a slight gulp as she is a little intimidated by the leader of SPECTRE.

"I do not need a report from you number 3," said the man "To know news travels like this rather quickly,"

"I assure you number 1," said the woman "We did everything as instructed…..however our ally seems to have his own agenda,"

"Yes, our ally seems was foolish enough to kill the Rabbit," said the man known as number 1 "Keeping him alive would have been most prudent, however what is done cannot be undone,"

"We have intelligence that the British secret service sent an agent to investigate the death of diplomat," said the woman known as number 3

"And if I had to guess it was 007 James Bond," said man known as1 "If I am not mistaken,"

"You are not," said the woman

"Operation grand slam would have been a fool proof plan," said the man known as 1 "If not for Bond's interference and Goldfinger's incompetence, it does not matter now…..is number 21 in Los Angeles,"

"Yes sir," nodded the woman

"Good, have him and his men prepare to kill Bond," said the man "When they find the right opportunity to do so, and tell our ally to keep the Rabbit woman alive she may prove useful. Also tell him if he makes a reckless mistake again….his usefulness will come to an end"


LAX airport Los Angeles California, USA

1964 0:8:30:0 hours morning time

An international airline from London to Los Angeles has arrive in which the plane had landed and people are coming out, as James Bond walked among the busy airport when he was here last time when he was a teenager it wasn't as busy as it is now. He carried his small suit case with him that is provided by Q the head of the Q-branch and went to the phone booth to make a collect call to inform the office he has arrived.

After that he walked out of the main doors of the airport as he is about to pick up his vehicle that was sent ahead of him as people are getting in and out of taxis or their own vehicle as well. James knew he is being watched as he understands this SPECTRE organization is still out there, he isn't being paranoid just careful. He was about to walk across the street to the vehicle lot to pick up the vehicle. He booked a hotel ahead of time also.

"Hey you looking for a ride or what," said the voice to his left "Come on a need a fair to keep myself going,"

Looking to his left he sees a toon like vehicle anthropomorphized colorful yellow Volkswagen Beetle-style taxi cab James had read the reports on toons even being vehicles.

"No, I have my own ride," said Bond "I'll pass,"

"Everybody wants to ride me," said the cab known as Benny "I was famous too you know,"

"Not someone who is an outdated toon that no one cares about anymore," said Bond

"Outdated," said the cab "You know what they say in Brooklyn to people like you….up yours pal,"

The master spy just chuckled and walked away as he came upon the parking lot as he gave a note to the parking attendant and moments later the vehicle arrived for him as he is handed a set of keys. The vehicle is a black 1962 Aston Martin DB4 and of course Bond steps inside as he sits on the driver's seat to check everything out and opened a glove compartment to find a hand written note and it's from Q.

Dear 007

Please grow up and pay attention to this note as this vehicle is top of the line car, unlike the last two vehicles brought back to the branch were trashed.

It was a long note as Q went into detail how the vehicle operates including its features and so he ripped the note as he knows how things work and put it in his pocket. Then putting the key into the ignition as the engine roars with power and now he drives out of the parking lot and heads to his first location the Hollywood bowl to take a look at the scene of the crime, along with the bodies as they are stored nearby and finally the hotel to make his next move.

Streets of Los Angeles, California USA

1964 0:9:45:0 hours morning time

It seem the city had changed the last time he was here as the times are different and of course there is always traffic, he is using the side streets and then he looked at his rear view mirror to see two vehicles behind him. Those vehicles with the people have been following him since the airport, then the passengers opened the windows and draw out their weapons as they opened fired upon his vehicle.

James turns the wheel to avoid the shots as a couple of shots bounced off the exterior of the vehicle Q's note mentioned the vehicle is bullet proof and he put his foot on the gas to pick up speed to shake off the vehicles as their drivers pick up speed as well. Their passengers kept on firing on his vehicle and then Bond opened an arm rest to show a series of switches and flipped one as black smoke came out from the back of the vehicle.

The black smoke engulfed one vehicle as the driver has a hard time seeing, until he loses control and rams hard into a telephone pole, the car bursts into flames and explodes. The other chasing vehicle with the passenger kept on shooting at the car Bond is driving as he flips another switch as a slick like liquid pours out of his vehicle, the driver of the chasing vehicle has a hard time until he loses control and slams into an ice cream truck that was parked on the street, both vehicles exploded afterwards.

"Well I guess that gave them the slip," muttered Bond


Hollywood bowl, Los Angeles California USA

1964 0:10:30:0 hours morning time

The car James Bond is in, as he came to a stop at his destination and parked in the parking place as the place is on lockdown due to the murder, he is expected there so the local police won't have a problem with him snooping around. It is a nice sunny day as he can feel the warmth of the sun upon his suit and a cool breeze as well, he noticed a couple of police cars and regular vehicles as well. Then a friendly face he knows shows up.

"James," said the man

"Felix," said Bond "Your looking well, like always,"

"Of course and just making sure no nosey reporters mess up this place," said Felix "Your office says you can do whatever you like to,"

"Have a drink later Felix," said Bond

"Like always James," said Felix "If this sunny California weather doesn't kill me, the wife will,"

Felix walked away as James went over to check out the scene as there are cops there and the lead detective, then he hears shouting in the background that sounded like a woman and he went to check it out to see a woman with red hair, a red dress and very large breast with athletic like legs. The detective was also holding her back and Bond figured this must be the ex-wife of Roger Rabbit, Jessica.

"I want to investigate this now," said Jessica "Let me through,"

"It's a crime scene, you can't" said the detective

"Let me go," said Jessica

"Let her go," said Bond "the officers are doing their job,"

The detective and the officers nodded as Jessica stumbled a few times until she is caught by Bond in his arms as her breasts bounce a little bit, as their eyes meet as well. For a moment she is mesmerized by the mystery man's appearance, she regained her footing and moved back, but he stands in her way.

I just want to help," said Jessica "My husband is dead,"

"No," said Bond

"And who the hell are you to tell me no," asked Jessica

"Bond, James Bond," said Bond

"Look Mr. Bond," said Jessica "Please let me help, I will do anything, I mean anything,"

She walked up and their chests meet once again, also placing her hands on his shoulders, James chuckled as he takes her hands off of his shoulders and turns her around to give her a slap upon her cartoon shaped butt, as Jessica gasped at the man and grew red in the face at this.

"Now why don't you run along little lady," said Bond "The local authorities and I have man things to do,"

Off in the distance someone is watching by using a pair of binoculars to watch them interact, then the person gets into the car and drives away.


To be continued