WELCOME BACK TO ASK THE AKATSUKIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have a few questions here, not that many, but we shall answer them anyways!
Thanks to our loverly reviewers who gave me questions!!
Hey all you dead people- what's it like being dead?-
Sasori- I can play with my puppets more? Oh dear lord, Deidara doesn't bug me anymore….Itachi doesn't "hn" me anymore…I rather like it.
Deidara- I bugged you?! –Big chibi eyes-
Sasori- Shut up, stupid
Me- AWW!! I LOVE YOU DEI-KUN! (By the way Deidara and Tobi ARE MINE!) –Snatches-
Deidara- HELP ME SASORI DANNA!
-Mwuahahahahahahaha-
Itachi: ; hn
Hidan- IM CLOSER TO GOD! –Stabs self with scythe-
Kakuzu- T-T I MISS MY MONEY!
Me – hands him a big bag of cash-
Kakuzu- 3 YAY!
I like explosives-
Deidara- O-M-G! ME TOO!
BOOM! EXPLOSIONS TOTALLY RULE!! RIGHT NARUTARD CHAN!
Me- TOTALLY, UN! –High five-
Rest of the Akatsuki- Er…..alrighty then
I wanna know what type of girls they all like :) (assuming they like girls...or...humans :))
Deidara- I LOVE NARUTARDCHAN!
Me- I LOVE DEI-KUN: Glomp:
Tobi- NARUTARD-CHAN IS MINE!
Me- : happy:
Hidan –even though they're dead- I like girls who like god, who won't mind getting stabbed once in a while, who, erm….are immortal, will WORSHIP ME…..that's not too much to ask, right?
Me- Er…sure, righty-o hidan
Itachi: hn
Me- DAMNIT! ANSWER STUPID!
Itachi- FINE! God (Hidan- YEA GOD!)
Erm….a girl…who killed her clan, made her little brother really angsty and emo, is not prettier then me…..can do PERCEFT MANICURES OR DIE….and, hm…..will desert their village and not expect me to actually love them. .
Me- O.o NEXT!
Sasori- I wanna puppet…or someone I can make INTO a puppet
Me- No way. NEXT
Orochimaru- Snakes
Me- YOU DON'T COUNT!
Oro- TT
Blue- I don't know what gender I am….either way Ill be in a yaoi or Yuri pairing. So I guess it doesn't matter. --
Kakuzu- I ONLY LOVE MONEYYYYY!!!!! $-$
Leader- Erm….no one?
Me- TT WHY LEADER WHY?!
Zetsu- Maybe a nice….birch…NO! Sakura tree….all pink and tasty- I MEAN PRETTY!
Kisame- A MERMAID! Like me- she's part human and part fishie! –goes back to playing with a finding nemo plushie-
Me- Ya'll are weird ass mo'fos'.
All- :D
Do you get free cookies in Akatsuki?
Deidara- COOKIES!
Tobi- COOKIES?! WHERE?! COOKIES!
Itachi- Oh lord…you HAD to get them started on cookies……:heavy sigh:
Hidan- I don't care for cookies
Leader- smacks hidan- Yes we get free cookies! I make them!
My fave flavour is FUDGE!
Me- Is that a cookie flavour?
Leader- whimpers- SHUDDUP!
Deidara- I like….sprinkles!
Itachi- O-o Plain….chocolate with sprinkles! OMG! MY FAVE EVER!
Me- smacks Tobi- STOP IT!
Itachi poofs back into Tobi- Darn…..how did you know?
Me- Just did. XDD
Itachi (real one) hmm…Okay really like white chocolate macadamia!
Does Deidara blow up all the decorated cookies?
Deidara- YEA! DER DER DER! I BLOW UP EVERYTHINGGGG!!!!!!!!!
-Laughs manically-
What about cake and ice cream...
Itachi- DON'T GET ME STARTED ON ICE CREAM! –Foams at mouth-
Me- smacks Itachi- GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN!
What are Itachi's favorites?
Itachi- Neapolitan –
You get vanilla and CHOCOLATE and the other flavour. -
Sorry, I love Itachi..
Itachi- THANKS!...I don't love you
He is way cool. Hey!
Itachi- Yup…….
Has Sasuke ever tried to steal cookies?
Sasuke- NO! –tries to make off with the cookies-
Itachi- FOOLISH BROTHER! YOU LACK…..MY AWESOME NINJA SKILLZ!
Sasuke- SHUDDUP! –Bites cookie-
both start fighting-
Me- QUIET!!!
Tobi –hugs Deidara- Deidara-kun….I'm scared!
Or what about stealing ice cream or cake?
Me- Sasuke does it ALL the time…we get no peace!
Deidara and Tobi- YEA! HE STEALS ALL THE ICE CREAMAND CAKE!
Hidan- TT He messed up my birthday party……-sniffles-
Does he only want to kill Itachi 'cause he's jealous?
Me- yup….
Everyone else- totally…..(un)
Itachi- HE LACKS HATRED! …and waffle crisps
Sasuke- MESA NOT JEALOUS!
Me- what are you now, jar-jar binks? Stupid ass….
Sasuke—I HEARD THAT!
Me- I HOPE SO YOU GOD DAMN MUTHER FUCKING CHICKEN BOY!
Hidan- I'm in love…
Tobi and Deidara- MINE!!! (glomps me) OH and kills…hidan…kinda Stupid immortal jerk……
There's no way that'll happen, Itachi will so kick his .
Itachi- Dammmnnnnn straight! .
Hiya Akatsuki!
Everyone- Hi……
Tobi- HIYA BACK!!!!!
Me- ;
Itachi- HN…..
Okay I have some questions, hehe Crazy Grin
Kakuzu- YAY! ANOTHER CRAZY MO'FO!
Blue- I'm surrounded by idiots
Leader- You're telling me…..
Tobi- HEY! TT
Okay I love all of you
Everyone- YAY!
Except Hidan and Kakuzu, both of you annoy me for some reason.
Hidan and Kakuzu- TT
J/K J/K (Both- : D)
but seriously what's up with the ongoing rambles and money obsessions.
Hidan- I'm annoying…OKAY?!!! Gosh…
Kakuzu- (obsessing over money) did you say something?
Okay Tobi, are you or are you not Obito!! I love you -Glomps-,
Tobi- I cannot divulge that info at this time (shifty eyes) Yes….-- Don't tell no one! .
Here take some lollipops, i have in every assorted flavors, -turns to
other members- want any??
Tobi- O-M-! LOLIPOPS! (grabs all of them)
Leader- I want one!
Tobi- (snarls and steals lollipops away)
Leader- Okay… I DON'T want one.
Me- O-o Okkkkkkk then….. .
Itachi…- I wanted one….TT
Dei-chan, you look like a girl and look like Ino, what do you have to say about that, are you made or annoyed they drew you like that??
Deidara- IM NOT INO NOW LETS LEAVE IT AT THAT! –fumes angrily-
Besides I'm not a girl…TT IM MAD!
Me- Huggles him-
Everyone-minus Itachi and hidan- AWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Love your explosions
Deidara- YAYYY!!!!!
ME TOO! O-M-G You probably knew that though. XDDD
Ita-kun, your smexy lol,
Itachi- I KNEW IT! PAY UP!
Me- Damn it…loss fifty bucks
Tobi- I KNEWS YOU WERE SMEXY 'TACHI-KUN! (glomps him)
Itachi- DAMN IT Tobi! OFF!
Me- Where's Zetsu been through all this?
Zetsu appears
Zetsu- Eating…
Us- OH…alrighty then
Anyway what do you say to all the yaoi fangirls out there that have paired you of with some of the other male members and male cast of Naruto, even your brother??
Itachi- I'm in yaoi pairings? OO
Me- (smacks him) DER STUPID! (shows him –drools- pictures of ItachiXMale Yaoi pictures) SEE?!
Itachi- is dead-
-Is alive-
Itachi- It's…Its….ITS HOT!
-Everyone dies- Itachi-
OMG DO YOU SEE HOW SEXY I AM?!!!
Me- I knew it would be all about
him….-sighs-
Itachi- Sure some of it is WOAH but everything else…hell, just look at me:D
Erm…on thing though…..ItachiXSasuke is weird…BUT HOT!
Kisame- Why am I here?
Me- OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
Kisame- Auditioning for Jaws….
Everyone- anime sweat drop-
Itachi- Well….make it not tooo hardcore. .
Sasuke- NEVER! NO MORE ITAXSASU! STRIKE! BAD! BAD! BA-
Me- Kills him
Shuddup DAMNIT!
Hidan- 3
Also why did you kill your clan, I found it kool and awesome you did that!!
Itachi- I know… I'm cool like that
Oh wait! –Ahem- I did it…to measure my potential…and make my brother uber angsty enough so that he would have to try an kill Naruto…even though I had no idea who Naruto was…I was just an ass like that.
Kisame- I'll say
Itachi- D MANGEKYU SHARINGAN!
Kisame- ouch……
Saso-kun, why did you die!
Sasori- I've been dead,,,sorry for not talking.
I died because PINK BITCH KILLED ME! GRR!!!!!!!!
TT!!!!!!!
Your puppets were wicked!
Sasori- YUP! Wic-ked!
Can I get my sister turned into one??
Sasori- O.o Depends….maybe…ok sure…
Leader and unknown member, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!! 0. o
Leader- Im some random freaky dude
Blue- Im also a Random freaky…chick/dude thing.
Both- - REAL specific huh?
For the other members I like all you to so tell me who you hate?
Kisame- GAI!
Itachi- My. Brother…and you…and everyone else. :D
Tobi- NO ONES! I LOVE ALL!
Deidara- … that idiot
Zetsu- PLANT MURDERERS!!! –Cowers behind Itachi-
Sasori- PINK BITCH! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Leader- Everyone….
Blue- No comment…-twitches-
Hidan- Satan! And everyone
Kakuzu- (is admiring his money) did you say something?
This is for everyone, I love hina paired with Ita-kun, and saso-kun, and alot other crack parings but whose your favorite Kunoichi?
Kisame- Kunoichi? What's that a type of fish?
Itachi- Hinata CHAN! Or Sakura chan….: O I DON'T KNO! –I kinda do support ItachiXsakura-
Tobi- NARUTARD-CHAN!
Deidara- NO! NARUTARD-CHAN IS MINE!!
Zetsu- Erm…er…gee….. I. doesn't…know Ino-chan…she likes plants….. 3
Sasori- NOT PINK BITCH!
Leader- Probably….hm…No one?
Blue- Am I a boy or girl…you tell me then I'll tell you….
Hidan- UH…….uh……Narutard-chan…she curses a lot. : P
Kakuzu- MONEY! Sorry did you say something?
Me- THANKS TO ALL WHO REVIEWED! HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS!!!!!
