Sleepless D: I bloody well didn't think this story would get this many hits on the first chapter, who'd have thought Naruto/Kyuubi stories were that such a big hit...I forgot to mention this in the first chapter but this story is going a Harem with a minimum of three girls. Kyuubi is one of them, and I've been asked to have curtain people in this story with Naruto, I'm still thinking on whom and I'll take any suggestions under consideration. if there are some that may have noticed, I've updated most of my other stories since today in England it's the 22nd and I'm now 19, that's my gift to all of you even though it'll probably say 21st on the update . Peace out.

PS: Thank you all for the reviews and this is to Sasha Naruto, your review made me laugh a lot and sorry for not keeping it a Nar/Kuu but I'm not having Hinata since I've overused her.


Naruto woke up, still blushing from the memory of what Kyuubi showed what she'd like to do to him. 'That sure as hell corrupted my mind.' Naruto thought to himself, hearing Kyuubi laugh madly in his head. 'Alright...a bit more corrupted then before.' Naruto began to look around and saw that he was on a bench in the shopping district in the Hidden Leaf village. "What the...how did I get here!" Naruto yelled, gaining a few glares from the passersby.

"It the demon brat..." Someone whispered.

"Why's he here?" Someone asked.

"Just ignore him." Another said.

'God I hate this.' Naruto thought, looking around trying to find the Pervy Sage. 'Where is he?' Naruto wondered and stood up.

When he did, everyone started acting differently; the older ones started making disgusted comments, the younger women made an 'Oh my.' Comment while the very young ones were confused and asked what he was like that.

Naruto was confused and looked down and blushed hard, for before stood out in pride was his erection in his trousers, hidden behind his trousers but large enough for everyone to notice it. "Shit!" Naruto yelled and sat back down, covering his large erection by crossing his legs.

The Kyuubi was laughing even harder. "My oh my, I didn't know you were that big." She giggled. "I would really like to meet that trooper of yours."

Naruto blushed even more, covering his face with his hand to block out the sight of everyone, that and trying to hide his eyes as well. 'Where's that bastard Pervy Sage?' Naruto wondered in anger for leaving him here.

Several minutes pass and his erection is slowly reverting back to its original state. "Ah Naruto, I'm glad you stayed here where I left you." Jiraiya grinned.

"You arsehole! You left me here and I just made an embarrassment of myself!" Naruto yelled.

Jiraiya was confused. "How did you embarrass yourself?" Jiraiya asked.

"I stood up with a full blown erection!" Naruto yelled, gaining some more looks of shock and surprise looks from everyone in hearing shot, making Naruto embarrassed more.

Jiraiya started laughing his head off in amusement. "Really! I wish I was here to see that!"

"...Where the hell did you go anyway?" Naruto asked.

"I went to get you some things from the clothes shop." Jiraiya said, lifting a couple of bags of shopping. "You owe me quite a bit of money." Jiraiya grinned.

"What! You still owe me for leaving me at the Ramen shop!" Naruto yelled.

Xxxxx

"Come on Naruto! What's taking so long?" Jiraiya called, Naruto came out in his new outfit, he wore a red short sleeved coat with black flames on the bottom (Like what he wore during Pain's fight), and underneath it was a long black sleeved shirt with the Uzumaki symbol on the front. He was wearing black trousers with matching ninja sandals and black headband with the Leaf symbol on it. "Not bad." Jiraiya smirked.

"But I liked the orange." Naruto complained.

"But it suits you, and I almost forgot...I got you these to hide your eyes." Jiraiya smirked and presented black goggles. (Similar to Obito's but black) "These will cover your eyes." He grinned.

"Cool..." Naruto says, taken them and putting them on. "I like these." Naruto smiles.

"Alright Naruto, I'll start teaching you some kickass Jutsu's now." Jiraiya smiles while going towards the door. "But first I'll like to see what abilities you're capable of first."

"Alright." Naruto smiled.

Xxxxx

A few hours pass and Jiraiya was beat up, learning what Naruto was capable of, Naruto could pull and push away objects every two minutes, Jiraiya said that if he trained hard enough, he could shorten the time of usage. Naruto's TaiJutsu has increased drastically and made Jiraiya fly over a hundred yards away; Naruto could now easily summon giant toads and could almost drain away chakra from NinJutsu, almost because Naruto was hit hard by the NinJutsu but wasn't hurt too badly.

"Alright...Naruto...we know...what you're...capable of...now let's...teach you...something good..." Jiraiya says, cracking his back.

"Are you going to be alright Pervy Sage?" Naruto smirked.

"Yeah...just need...to rest..." Jiraiya says but then nearly collapses and breathes heavily. "I think...I just dropped...a third testicle..." Jiraiya cringes.

Naruto was trying his best not to laugh. "S-Sorry about that." He grins as Jiraiya limped away in pain; Naruto sat down and leaned against a tree and closed his eyes to rest.

Xxxxx

Naruto opened his eyes and found himself inside the Kyuubi's 'home'; he stood up from the flooded floor and looked around. "Must have a leek somewhere..." Naruto says and started to chuckle.

He walked through the prison to Kyuubi and started looking around for her although he isn't sure why. "Come to see me again little boy?" Someone purred behind his ear, he spun around and smashed into something soft and felt like he was in heaven and stayed there for a few seconds. "Baby hungry?" She giggled.

Naruto pulled his head back and looked at the woman version Kyuubi and his face resembled a tomato. "S-Sorry!" Naruto yells.

She smiled lustfully and was disappointed by the loss of the warmth between her breasts but couldn't help but chuckle. "Why be sorry when you're doing stuff that anyone with your power has the right to." She smirked and spread her legs and gave a full glimpse of her wet womanhood and making Naruto bleed heavily once again from the sight.

"Don't you have any clothes!" Naruto yells, pinching his nose.

"Why? This is my...'home' and I like being in all natural, been like it for decades." She smiled at him.

"Really?" Naruto asks.

"...Yeah...where exactly do you think a several hundred foot Fox can find clothes that fit?" Kyuubi asked.

Naruto raised an eyebrow and nodded. "Good point...but your human shape now and I think I'm close to bleeding to death." Naruto says while still trying to stop his nose bleeding. 'If Pervy Sage was here he'd be dead now.'

Kyuubi sighed. "Very well then." She said and red chakra covered her body and as soon it vanished and Naruto passed out by the sight, her hair was tied back, she was wearing a very, very tight T-shirt that didn't leave much to the imagination...not that he had to since he's seen it before. What got him most was what was on it, it had 'Eat, Lick, Suck, F**k IT' on it and a small cartoon picture of them doing exactly that below it. And if Naruto hadn't passed out he would have seen her wearing a pair of knickers with his face at the front of them smiling. (I thought why not?) "I think I over did it..." Kyuubi chuckled.

Xxxxx

Back in the real word, Naruto awoke and he looked around and wondered why it was dark and then remembered his goggles and moved them upwards to see the world around him better. "Where the hell's Pervy Sage?" Naruto wondered as he stood up.

He began walking around the area to try and find Jiraiya, it didn't take long to hear a perverted yet painful giggle coming from and the sound of girls giggling. "What happened next?" A woman asked, sounding overly interested.

"So then one of those bandits managed to sneak up on me and delivered a blow to the back of my head, nearly rendering me unconscious, this is the still fresh scar that caused it." The voice of Jiraiya says.

Naruto walked out in the open and saw Jiraiya showing a few women in their early twenties looking shocked and worried for the now bandaged up old man known as Jiraiya. He showing a bloody scar on the back of his head that Naruto did by sending a rock towards Jiraiya that he dodged but ricocheted off a tree and hit him in the head. "Hey Pervy Sage, what's taking you so long?" Naruto asked.

"Who's he?" One of the women asked.

"And why did he call you Pervy?" Another asked.

"Huh?" Jiraiya turned to see Naruto and soon had a panicked look as he tried to think fast. "He...He's my god son...And I was supposed to meet him for...ramen! Yeah but then I was attacked by bandits before I could make it...yeah that's good." Jiraiya whispered the last part as he quickly made his way to Naruto. "Play along and this time I'll pay for your ramen this time." Jiraiya whispered.

Naruto's light purple eye brightened and grinned. "Oh, I was worried about this guy, he tends to get lost...especially around pretty people." Naruto grinned.

"Aw...isn't he sweet." One of the women says sweetly.

"And isn't he cute." Another says, the women rush over and start squeezing his whiskered cheeks.

"What amazing eyes you have." Another says.

Naruto looked back to Jiraiya and smirked as he glared at him for getting attention from the women now. "Yeah...well I just say things as I see them, that's a lovely necklace you have." Naruto says as he looks at it laying between her breasts.

"Why thank you." The woman replied.

"Oh my Naruto...it seems women now find you irresistible now." Kyuubi's voice whispered inside his head.

'...Yeah...I just noticed...' Naruto thought/said to Kyuubi. 'They were never like this before...'

"Well it seems like my powers made you more attractive on a subconscious level...although I enjoyed you just the way you are." She purred into his imaginary ear while he tried not to get turned on by it.

"Wow, did you dye your hair to make that?" Another woman asked

"Um...J-Jiraiya...can we go get something to eat now?" Naruto asked.

"Sure, you go and I'll stay here to rest." Jiraiya smirks. "Now ladies, who wants to be in a book I'm writing?" He asked and started walking away from Naruto with the girls, making him and even the women look confused on how he did that.

"No way Pervy Sage!" Naruto yells and starts dragging Jiraiya off by his pants, causing the old man to scream in pain as Naruto rushed off.

"My ass! My ass!" Jiraiya continued to scream as the women watched them vanish.

Xxxxx

"I should go Sage mode on your arse for doing that!" Jiraiya yelled, trying to unclench his arse and pull his pants down.

"You do that and I'll beat your ass like its fashionable." Naruto says while placing his goggles back over his eyes.

Jiraiya sighed, it's true that he can make it rough on him if he doesn't go all out and if he does, he still hates the way he looks when he's in Sage mode. "Fine, since it's close to night time we'll get something to eat and call it a day." He says as he walks towards the populated areas of the village to get food.

The two had been walking for several minutes and Naruto felt strange, he looked around and noticed that no one tried to avoided him like they did before. Some of them even looked at him without it being a glare or just to show their hatred towards him, these ones were just passersby and even someone his age smiling and blushing as they hurried off. "This outfit...did you do something to it or something?" Naruto asked Jiraiya.

"No...I just got rid of the orange and put more fashionable things on you that make you look mysterious! And everyone loves mysterious people!" Jiraiya chuckled as he looked around and did notice that he was getting more attention than he was, making him a little jealous. "So where the hell is that Ramen shop?" He asked.

"Just around the corner...and you better not bolt like you did last time." Naruto warned.

"Hey, don't you trust me?" Jiraiya asked, acting all innocent.

"Well you've done it before...pushed me off a cliff a few weeks after saying we could train...kicked my original trainer's arse so much he couldn't train me anymore...and you said you were going to rest but found your way to a group of woman and made up a story of me kicking your arse to you battling several bandits." Naruto told him.

"And you still don't trust me?" Jiraiya asked.

"...That's not much of a defence." Naruto says as they turn the corner, managing to smell the ramen more easily now.

"Hey now, I taught you stuff that even the Fourth Hokage wanted to learn when he was your age." Jiraiya says.

"You taught the Fourth?" Naruto asked, gaining a nod from Jiraiya. "What was he like?" Naruto asked.

"Nice guy...a bit of a pushover to those he 'liked'...or let's say if he did something wrong, someone tried to hurt him because of it, sort of like you and Sakura but more brutal." Jiraiya chuckled. "But he was nice to be with, everyone loved him and tends to get too serious sometimes."

"Really? Huh...they don't teach you that at the Academy." Naruto says while they entered the Ramen shop.

"Yeah, I wonder what they taught you kids about me." Jiraiya chuckled.

"Well...all I can remember are the Three Sannin and if you see this person near the hot springs or a lady, report it." Naruto says, making Jiraiya stop in his tracks while having an annoyed face.

They both sat down and waited for a few seconds before the waitress came to them. "Hello, what would you like today?" She asked.

"I'll have the usual Ayame." Naruto grinned.

"The usual? And that would be?" Ayame asked, looking confused at the blond/red haired boy.

"Ayame...it's me, Naruto." Naruto tells her and was about to pull the goggles up to show his face but Jiraiya coughed, Naruto then remembered to keep his eyes hidden so closed his eyes and smiled as he lifted them up.

"Naruto! You look...different!" Ayame says in disbelief.

"I'll take that as good." Naruto says as he placed his goggles over his eyes again and opened them. "So can I have the usual or not?" Naruto asked.

"Y-Yes! Of course!" Ayame says and quickly leaves him to get it.

"Hey! What am I? Chopped liver?" Jiraiya yells.

Xxxxx

A full Naruto and a slightly surprised Jiraiya walked out of the ramen shop. "Thanks! Come again!" Ayame calls.

"Will do!" Naruto waved.

"You ate enough that it cost as much as me selling 100 copies of my books!" Jiraiya yells.

"So? I hear your books are more than popular." Naruto says as he starts walking down the street. "I'm sure you'll get the money back 10 times when I go to the final exams."

"...That may be true but still!" Jiraiya complained.

They walked for several minutes until they reached Naruto's apartment block. "Right, I'll see you tomorrow then." Naruto says and goes to his home.

"This is where you live?" Jiraiya asked, slightly disturbed by the area.

"Yeah...so?" Naruto asked.

"...Nothing...Just this place looks like its seen better days." Jiraiya says and takes a step forward, hearing something squish, he looked down and was slightly disturbed. "Great, I just stood on a condom." He complains and starts wiping his foot against the ground. "I'll see you later." Jiraiya says as he carefully walks away.

"See you later!" Naruto calls.

Xxxxx

Naruto opened his apartment door, looked around and sighed. "Someone broke in again." Naruto says as he walks though the messy place, knowing that there isn't anything to worry about since he had nothing of value other than his clothes, but who'd want them? He put his mattress back the way it should be since it was overturned, he undress and jumped onto it and closed his eyes to sleep, letting sleep take over and flew into nothingness.

Xxxxx

Naruto opened his eyes and recognised his surroundings, he was once again within the Kyuubi's cage, he went to sit up but found that he couldn't, he looked over at his hands and saw that they were tied to a bed's headboard. "What the hell is going on?" Naruto asked, looking around even more and noticed that he wasn't wearing much clothing, only his frog boxers remained. "Alright Kyuubi...what the hell do you plan on doing?" Naruto asked.

"You're awake now? Good, then this'll be more fun." Kyuubi's voice purred from the darkness, she emerged from it and was naked once again while she held something behind her.

Naruto's nose bled once again, never getting used to the sight of a full grown woman/Fox naked. "I told you to stop walking around naked!" Naruto yells, but then sees his erection pressing against the fabric of his boxers.

"Really? Because something tells me that you enjoy seeing me like this." Kyuubi purred as she wondered towards him.

"I don't give a shit! I keep losing blood because of it!" Naruto yells.

"Oh, you'll be losing more than blood." Kyuubi grins as she stood on the edge of a bed that Naruto just realised he was on.

Naruto got some dirty images in his head and blushed. "B-But..." Naruto began.

"No, no...It'll be involving this." Kyuubi smirked further and showed what she was hiding behind her and showed Naruto a dildo, making Naruto get even more images in his mind. "And I'm not going to use it on me." She chuckled.

Naruto looked confused for a few seconds but then looks horrified. "Fuck no!" He yells and tries to move away but that was hard due to his hands being tied.

"Oh yes!" Kyuubi says and jumps on him and pins him down on his back, he raised the dildo and moves it behind her.

"I don't want anything in me!" Naruto yells, trying to escape.

"Here comes the Choo, Choo train! Choo! Choo!" She yells and heads for where the sun doesn't shine.

Xxxxx

Naruto screamed and bolted upwards, he heard the door bell ringing, and he then looks to see that the sun was high in the sky. "Fuck...I nearly lost the ability to retain water." Naruto says, seeing his bed covered in sweat. "I'll fucking kiss the person that saved me...in more ways then one." Naruto says as he gets up to answer the door.


Sleepless D: I hope you enjoyed that lol, please review and I really hope that you review and don't forget to vote who else you want Naruto to be with, It'll be at least two more but if there's quite a lot then I'll include them if I feel like it and I hope soulofdragon1 enjoyed it, I'll be including every request, including those that asked beforehand. Peace out.