My Little Cavan
Ch 3 Settling in…
Samantha and Giovanni both by the cover of night, made their way to the outskirts of Ponyville, to Fluttershy's cottage. "Uhh… What now?" Giovanni asked, this was as far as he had planned. There was a massive gap in the plan he had conceived, his thought process went like this…
1. Go to Fluttershy's house.
2. (Unnoticed gap in the plan)
3. Settle in at her place.
"…You only planned this far?" Samantha quietly shouted at Giovanni."In hindsight, it looked like it fell together perfectly." They were arguing just outside Fluttershy's cottage when the front door opened, a yellow pony stood there, with a dumbfounded look. Giovanni froze when the door opened, leaving him in a position that looked like he was attacking Samantha (they were arguing). Samantha stopped and turned slowly to the door, seeing Fluttershy, she looked upset, more so at Giovanni, who received a kick to the head and was locked outside. Samantha however was brought inside. An hour later things were worked out, but Giovanni had been locked out in the rain for 45 minutes. They would stay at Fluttershy's house for now.
Cavan however was stuck at Twilight's house, still shaking from being sat on and trolled by Celestia. At Twilight's library a new threat to Cavan's welfare emerged. This new harbinger of death and despair bared a grey coat and crossed eyes. "Derpy, you know you're not allowed in the library." Twilight said, sounding condescending as one could be. "Muffin…" Derpy mumbled blankly looking for something, walking around the room. She noticed Cavan hidden in a alcove created by the bookcase. Derpy's head was level with Cavan (her chin was on the ground). Cavan got a wall-eyed stare, "Muffin…"
Twilight was able to usher out the intruder only after she had Cavan in her grasp, which happened to be her mouth. Cavan's torso hung lazily from Derpy's lower lip, Cavan hadn't slept at all for the past day and was asleep already.
"Aww Yeah!" Giovanni shouted, pushing the camera man over, the video feed was lost and static was seen but voices could still be heard. "Man, you pushed him over. You really don't like him." Samantha mumbled.
Cavan awoke to see the ground, in fact, all of Ponyville. Derpy was flying with Cavan, still in her mouth, only half-way. Cavan was just relieved that he wasn't swallowed. (I'm not that pervy, that won't be happening, sorry internet creepers.)
Just then Derpy decided to talk to somepony to her left, (direction doesn't matter) and again this unfortunate soul found himself once again falling to his doom. Saved again by the author needing to keep this story a bit longer. Cavan was intercepted by a griffon, this one in particular was friends with Rainbow Dash, this was Gilda. "Hey, Dash, check this out!" Gilda shouted at Rainbow, who had stopped to see what was in Gilda's claws. As soon as Cavan's and Dash's eyes met, Cavan received a scowl worthy of only the lowliest of life forms (which was him at the moment). "Just, uh give it to someone else, you shouldn't keep that." Rainbow blurted. Gilda thought for a moment and remembered that Princess Celestia was at Twilight's library (don't ask me how).
Moments of flying later… "Princess, what's this?" Gilda put bluntly, practically throwing Cavan at her. Cavan could feel the trolliness radiating from Celestia. Honestly he was scared, for his dignity, Celestia had known of Cavan's existence and found a way to humiliate him via Twilight. Celestia contemplated whether to find another interesting use for this unfortunate soul or reveal the truth. Celestia didn't want to ruin her fun, she was a princess, she never got to have fun, and there was no way Cavan would get off easily here. "Well, Gilda, this could be a lot of things… I think it's a map!" Celestia chuckled stretching Cavan's arms out and pulling them. "Nope." She said moments later, disappointed that Cavan had little to no elasticity. "Well, Gilda I don't know exactly what this is, but I think I should keep it." Celestia told Gilda. "Bu-""NOOOO! IT'S MINE!" Celestia screamed much like the little creature from Lord of the Rings. Gilda left, upset as Rainbow was. Celestia tossed Cavan into her shoe before putting them on and bidding Twilight farewell.
"Poor guy," Giovanni said sitting at a table enjoying a food product of unknown origin, with Fluttershy."I almost feel bad… wait, no I don't!" Samantha was holding Angel in the background. Fluttershy giggled to herself about the story. She had been reading a book labeled My Little Cavan sat in her hooves.
Celestia had gotten a letter from Fluttershy asking for her to come over, something about some aspiring authors. Within minutes Celestia was at a table with Samantha and Giovanni planning the next few chapters in a green folder littered with drawings of the cast and written ideas. "Where's our main character?" Giovanni asked playfully. Celestia complied with the author and took one of her shoes off, turned it upside-down and tapped it, nothing came out. "Oh, silly me, wrong one." Celestia laughed in that weird way only royalty could pull off, and produced the small human from her hoof. "He looks kind of-""dead." Samantha interrupted Giovanni. "Oh, he's asleep" Giovanni blurted like a scientific discovery was just made. Fluttershy was called over and told she can do want she wants with Cavan. "That's no fun, Fluttershy's actually going to take care of him." Trollestia pouted. (I won't let that happen)
Cavan awoke to a giant yellow face grinning slyly at him, this was Fluttershy. "Oh, what to do? What. To. Do." She said smirking at the 'toy' she was given by Giovanni. Giovanni HAD used the word 'toy' when passing ownership.
