"Blood, blood, blood!" the overly enthusiastic Judy yelled, tossing a string of red ribbon and falling onto her back. How stupid she looked, getting so into it. Gideon knew her, albeit not very well. Still, she had been his victim before. She was more than annoying enough to deserve it.

Since the ribbon was not enough, she managed to finish her act with a bottle of ketchup. All in front of cheap cardboard props. Gideon could not have been less immersed.

She got up. "Back then, the world was divided in two. Viscious predator..."

She gestured to her companion, who made a mock hiss. He was just as enthusiastic as her. What a dork.

"...and meek prey," she said, clutching her hands together over her heart.

Two card-board boxes quickly descended above the pair, with appropriate labels, concealing them both. Judy continued to narrate.

"But over time, we evolved!" A black sheep in a fruity cloud-and-rainbow tiara and robe, Sharla, came to dance and spread flower pedals. "And moved beyond our primitive, savage ways!"

The boxes rose. Now they were both in the same stupid robes, and the bunny and leopard turned together and joined hands. "Now, predator and prey live in harmony!" Gideon felt like he could puke.

The bunny turned back to the crowd.

"And every young mammal has multitudinous opportunities!"

"Yeah..." Sharla said. "I don't have to cower in a herd any more."

She ripped off the robes to reveal a space suit, and took a fake helmet from behind one of the prop bushes.

"Instead, I can be an astronaut!"

The other feline played some bizarre flute music, as the audience clapped. What a couple of sellouts, Gideon thought, regarding to the two predators. He would have to learn their names and give him a piece of his mind before the school year ended.

Now it was the leopard's turn. "I don't have to be a lonely hunter anymore!" he said, jabbing an enthusiastic finger in the air. He ripped off his robe to reveal a business suit. "Instead, I can hunt for tax exemptions!"

He took a pen out from his pocket. "I'm gonna be an actuary."

Gideon laughed quietly and whispered to Travis, "What a fucking nerd!"

Were the cats really so brainwashed to believe the first Unification Day had been a good thing?

Finally, it was Judy's turn. The dorkiest of the three. "This oughta be good," he whispered eagerly.

"And I can make the world a better place! I am going to be..."

He knew this would be a laugh. The suspense was killing him.

"A police officer!" she ripped off the robe to reveal a blue uniform.

The young fox burst out in a guffaw. He could not make this up!

"Bunny cop!" he yelled outloud, elbowing Travis. "That is the most stupidest thing I've ever heard!"

That was the third comment he had shouted outloud. But since he had already made it this far through the show, he knew he would not get pulled away by a teacher now.

"It may seem impossible to small minds," Judy said, as if undeterred by his comment. Then she met his eyes. "I'm looking at you, Gideon Grey."

Gideon's smile melted. He heard a few chuckles from the audience. How dare she.

She continued, leaving an offended Gideon behind. "But, just two-hundred and eleven miles away, stands the great city of Zootopia, where our ancestors first joined together in peace, and declare anyone can be anything!"

She shot her hands into the air while the other two lifted a banner, and some conclusionary music played. Gideon seethed in rage, both at Judy's comment, the stupid King Afolabi who uttered those immortal words and let the prey into their society.

"Thank you and good night!"

The audience applauded. Gideon's previously cheerful affect was gone. No one talked to him like that and got away with it.

A bunny cop. She must have been watching those stupid Jack Savage movies.

He would get back at her for her words.

Everyone rose from the seats. The young fox swallowed his pride like bitter medicine.

He would stick around at the fair for a bit, but not for the food and games.