"And that's when the dreaded TVs attacked! Oh Arceus, why did you influence humans to make such disastrous technology!!" Deoxys said as he told of his tale of what happen when he arrived on Earth.
"No offense, but I can hardly imagine being attack, TVs did you say?" Mewtwo muttered, rubbing his temples. The fact that Deoxys wasn't even getting his own facts straight was annoying him deeply. "Why did the author have to only watch that part of that movie only before adding him?" he thought as he carried the Azurill, who was entranced by Deoxys story.
They had landed in ancient and somewhat dark times, but there was one thing that nearly everyone there had in common: "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SAYING??" a young man with raven hair and bright blue eyes bellowed at this princess figure. The Pokémon trio heard this and went to investigate though it was only a few feet from where they were.
"Gasp! A monster! Slain that demon, and I shall repay you with Juno's approval!" the woman shouted as she clinged to the young man.
"Ok, can someone translate what she just said?? Lucario's taking too long in finding what she's talking about!" the man asked the trio, as he tried to pry the girl off of him. "Get off of me, woman!"
"It's not my fault that I have no freaking thumbs!" the black and blue fox-like creature yelled as he tried to get a grip on the book.
"All I heard was 'monster', 'demon' and something about repaying," Deoxys replied. "What about you guys?" Azurill shook her head "Then no we don't know then."
"She basically said kill us and she'll marry you in return," the purple feline sighed. Everyone stopped and stared at him. "What? You guys never read Shakespeare?"
"Shake-who in the what now?" Deoxys asked him.
"Shakespeare, one of the worlds greatest play writers of the humans times an-"
"Well I'm bored, let's go get ice cream!" Deoxys interrupted him, now flying off with the small water Pokémon.
"…What the-"WE'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF A CHILD!" Mewtwo yelled as he chased after his 'friends'- Cheese taco just happened, man?!" Sir Aaron yelled.
"We're so getting sued by the guy who created that Power Rangers parody cartoon on Newgrounds…we're at least making it kid friendly…plus now the show won't get sued because we're at least putting up that this author owns nothing…" Lucario muttered as he chased off after the Pokémon trio that was leaving.
"Wait for me, jerk!" Sir Aaron yelled as he ran to catch up with the Pokémon that were clearly marked 'sane' in his opinion.
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Uh...R&R? -sweatdrops-
