AN: ehehe I know you might probably like to rip my head off for updating so late. But I hope that won't affect the reviews. thanks for the suggestions given by reviewers!! Although I'm really sorry to say I can't use it in the story.
Chapt. 2. The Best Distraction!
"EH?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?" the twins cried, baffled. "Poor Honey-senpai!"
Haruhi clamped a hand on their mouths. "Shhhh!" In the sweets storage room, Honey was helping himself to more cake without a care in the world. "Honey-senpai isn't supposed to know, idiots!"
They cocked their orange heads. "So how will Honey-senpai going to stop if he doesn't know he's in danger?"
"That's the problem." The brunette said, deadpan.
Six of the hosts were gathered together in the lounge, discussing. News traveled fast with the twins eavesdropping on Haruhi and Mori's conversation. Mori sat on the sofa looking –as usual—undisturbed.
"It grieves my heart to see a host club member so distressed! Mori," Tamaki dramatically placed a hand on his broad shoulder. "it touches me that you care so much for Honey-senpai, it's so beautiful." He wiped a few droplets of tears with a handkerchief. "That's why I—as the king—will help you! Honey-senpai will give up his sweets or I'll die trying!" he ended his speech with one hand over his chest and the other one in a thumbs-up, supposedly like the hero of the day.
Mori looked at him, speechless; his face placid, while the others were discussing the matter by themselves. So much for his heroic speech…..
"Why not explain the situation to him? He might understand."
"No, it will break his heart."
"Then break it to him gently. If not, then force is the way."
"If that's what Mori-senpai wants, he could've done it himself."
"Haruhi, can I join the conversation?" the blonde butted in.
Hikaru shrugged. "It's the only plan I could think of."
Kaoru could only agree. "Honey-senpai's only cares in he world is sweets, Mori-senpai, his bunny, cute things, and the host club…..I think."
"Haruhi, I want to join!"
Haruhi ignored the blonde and continued. "But last time…"
"It ended well," Kaoru finished.
"Haruhiiiiii!!"
The brunette shook her head. "But still, Honey-senpai—"
"Yes?"
The four froze, inch by inch turning their head around. Honey was standing behind them, with his bunny and a lollipop in hand, looking at the four hosts squatting on the floor expectantly with wide brown eyes.
"Whatcha guys talking about?" he asked sweetly, batting his lashes.
"Um….H-Honey-senpai. No, this is nothing." Haruhi covered. "just a nice, friendly conversation among friends."
"T-That's right, nothing important that you should know. I mean, It's not like we were talking about you or anything about the fact that—ouch!" Hikaru bit his lip because of a painful elbow stab on the rib.
"Look! I think there are more cake over there!" Kaoru cried, pointing somewhere far away.
Honey's eyes glistened. "Really? Yey! Keki!" he cheered, running over to the pointed destination.
The four was finally able to breath after Honey disappeared from sight. "Whew! That was close—too close. Poor Honey-senpai if he finds out! That'll keep him busy for some time." The two Hitachiin muttered in relief. "Now, where were we? Oh, right, the plan."
The cool, sophisticated Kyouya sat quietly on the sofa, seemingly competing with Mori in terms of silence while the two, later joined by Haruhi who gave up soon after, counted every minute that ticked by. He poured himself, Mori, and Haruhi some tea, sipping it as they listened to the 3's idiotic ramblings. Idiots…..After the third refill of hot tea, the group showed no signs of improvising a plan. So Kyouya, having enough of useless arguments, decided to throw in a real suggestion.
"Let's do this step by step, shall we? Ok, what are we aiming for?" the glassed-eyed man questioned the three.
"To make Honey-senpai give up sweets." They answered together. "with out using force."
"Correct. Honey-senpai's constant attention is his sweets so how do we change this 'constant attention' without force?"
The three shrugged their shoulders meekly, obviously not reaching that far in the planning.
"We replace it with another attention." He sighed at their idiocy. "Fine. Let's rewind the situation before. What happened when Honey-senpai caught you three by surprise?"
"Haruhi made an excuse?" Hikaru slowly said.
"Then Hikaru almost gave us out." Tamaki added.
"Then to save Mori's secret, I told him that there was cake somewhere." Kaoru ended.
"Ok, good. So why did Kaoru use the cake?"
"To….uhhh…….distract Honey-senpai?" Tamaki guessed. "And but us some time."
"Correct!" Geez, it's about time…..finally!
Awed expressions appeared on their faces. "We're going to distract Honey-senpai from sweets! That way, we won't be needing force." Tamaki and the twins marveled at the plan.
Beside him, Haruhi gave him a surprised look. "That's a great plan, Kyouya-senpai," she complemented. "It can work too, right, Mori-senpai?" Mori nodded. "But there's something I'm wondering about. What are we going to use to distract Honey-senpai?"
"Hmm…..True, Honey-senpai doesn't really have much hobbies. He isn't exactly the most interesting person around…" the two pointed out blankly.
Meanwhile, Tamaki was processing all the information in his brain. He sat quiely on a chair, thinking to himself. He didn't know why or how he came up with a possible solution, but blurted it out anyway that caught them all by surprise. "What about love?"
Kyouya choked on his tea, the rest gawked at him. He and I were actually on the same page! The shadow king thought, flabbergasted. As strange as I may be, coming from the usually 'slow' one, it was a great idea. It was actually the best solution!
"So let me get this straight," Hikaru said, "We're going to distract Honey-senpai by making him fall in love?!"
So the plan Operation: Distraction starts there. thanks 4 reading!!
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