Disclaimer: Does it look like I own Naruto. Well I don't all rights belong to Kishimoto
The duo were walking down a dirt path away from the village. Both had on backpacks, and were ready for some training. Naruto was ecstatic, even though his sensei was a complete perv he still helped him summon a building size toad and was still pretty wise and a good sense of humour. He was hoping was scattering all around the dirt path, refusing to walk in a straight line. He kept on calling out a the top of his lungs.
"Ah come on come on come on! What are you gonna teach me!?" Naruto exclaimed
Jiraiya mean whlie was warmly smiling in his mind. He was just pondering on that thought "He's just like his mom and dad."
"Relax squirt, it's gonna be awesome, but a surprise. Just you Wait." He said chuckling
"Ahhhh! Pleeeeease tell me what it is." Naruto begged
"Calm down, patience is a virtue and will help you become Hokage." Jiraiya expalined hoping it would shut his criminally excited Genin up.
"Alright fine." As Naruto accepted defeat.
The duo enetered a civilan town in the land of fire. It was a moderately sized town with a moderate population. It was bustling with activity vendors left right and centre all of their products from fried squid to masks. Naruto was amazed by this, he felt like he was in h9me, as it reminded so much of Konoha; if not better than Konoha as there was no one was giving the evil death glare and there was a clear lack of angry mobs trying to rip him into shreds for being Konoha's resident Jinchuuriki.
"I can't believe the demon brat got into finals." A civilan screeched
"He definitely cheated. But still, he will be defeated by Neji: the prodigy of the Hyuga clan."
"But still he cheated and lied his ways to the finals. Let's report it to Lord Hokage." A civilan mischievously said
"Already tried that. The senile old man won't take him out, he saw the whole thing, he got in 'fair and square' but that's a whole load of crap." the civilan said sarcastically.
"But still the demon needs to pay. Has anyone seen him, it's time to teach him a lesson." A civilan said cracking his knuckles.
"I haven't seen him around in a while. Must have ran of and cried in a corner, knowing he's gonna lose and be killed by Neji." The civilan said smirking.
"Alright looks like 2 Chidori's a day is your limit. Looks like your done for the day. Just 2 more and you've reached my limit." Kakashi simply stated.
"Now remember this. NEVER force a Jutsu, if you don't have the minimum amount of chakra needed to perform it, so after you've used your 2 Chidori's, you have to rely on other Jutsu."
"What happens if I go over?" Sasuke asked
"Best case, nothing will happen. Worst case... you die." He said coldly with Sasuke gulping "normal case is that you drain almost the rest of your chakra reserves empty."
"I'm hoping it can just pierce through that sand shield of Gaara's. From what I heard, it took a relentless barrage of attacks from Lee and it still protected Gaara."
"It's Earth-style, so you do have the nature advantage."
"But still, gotta be on edge."
"You're doing great Neji!" Tenten exclaimed "With the extra few weeeks of training you can focus on extending the range of 8 trigrams: 64 palms, now that you have finished Your rotation training. It's amazing that you learnt a technique reserved for the main house, you really are a genius."
"Thank you Tenten for the support. All the more certain that I will defeat all my opponents, especially Naruto."
"Yeah. I dought, he would prove to be much of a challenge, from what I heard he's was a complete idiot in the academy, unlike you: the prodigy of the Hyuga clan."
"Yes you are correct, I am fated to defeat him under any circumstance no matter what." Neji confidentiality said
"You're right about that, but what about Sasuke or that Gaara kid." Tenten worringly said
"The Hyuga's Byakugan is superior to the Uchiha's Sharingan, so defeating Sasuke should just come naturally as I have the greater Dojutsu."
"But what about Gaara. In the preliminaries, he took a beating from Lee but still managed need to beat him,to the point where he can never be a ninja again." Tenten said looking depressed.
"Lee's a failure, that's why he couldn't defeat the 4th KazeKage's son. I'm a genius, the strongest Genin in the village and rookie of year last year, I should be able to defeat him, even if he's the son of a Kage."
"But he used the same power as Gai sensei: the inner 8 gates."
"But he's still a failure, meaning he can't use them properly."
"Alright, whatever you say."
"Neji you got this in the bag. There isn't a Genin alive who can defeat you. But the whole destiny thing does make you a little bit of a douche, even for the most part you are right."
"Alright kid I got to do some research, before i can teach you." He said whilst having a small nose bleed just thinking about all the bathhouses
"Ahhh come one. Stop peeping in the bathhouses will ya. It's gonna get you killed one of these days, and I know for a fact you've already been beaten to a bloody pulp at least one time" Naruto pointed his finger and complained to the Toad Sage.
Jiraiya remembering the time Tsunade beat him to hell and back for doing some research immediately got the coldest shiver down his spine. "Okay, you can go out and enjoy yourself in the town for the meantime."
"Awesome!" As he brought out a green pudgy object from his pocket. It was his Gama-Chan wallet that was packed to the brim with money.
"Damn! That is one fat frog you got there!" Jiraiya was bewildered.
"I've been saving up from my missions." He said smiling about all the thing he wanted to buy.
"That's a lot of money, but I'm afraid I've to take it."
"Wait what! There's no way you're taking my hard earned money pervy Sage!" Naruto whined
"I'm not gonna take all of it, I'll leave you a couple thousand ryo. It's part of your journey to become Hokage. The 3 shinobi prohibitions are: money, alcohol and women they can corrupt you as a person and so you can't become Hokage. It is your duty as a shinobi to uphold them no matter what!"
"Wait 3 prohibitions?"
"What you never heard of them? Well time to learn now."
"But I'm not old enough to drink, and I'm not a pervert like you."
"If you start now, you'll be badly effected later on in life."
"Alright alright." As Naruto accepted defeated and took the couple thousand Ryo. He immediately blitzed to the market, to buy whatever his heart contents, while Jiraiya immediate was scouting out the closet inn.
Naruto was blitzing between stalls and waiting in lines, to buy mostly food: from fired squid to dumplings and rice balls: he felt kinda hungry as he was walking for quite a bit till he got into town. He was greeted with smiles and many "hello's" and "how's it going" from many people. This made the orange-clad ninja quite happy as he was in place where people treated him like a person and not a demon from Hell. Eventually he ran out of money and was his stomach was no longer growling so he stopped his hunt for food and started his hunt for the Pervy Sage.
"Now. If I was a Pervy Sage, where would I be... Wait a minute he said research, I guess I gotta go to the bathhouses." Naruto said sighing at his master's pervyness.
He quickly uprushed from rooftop to rooftop to the public bathhouses only not to find him there. He th people there have they kicked out a man with long white hair.
"Yes. That pervert deserved far worse though!" The woman at the desk said angrily.
"Ahh that's just great." Naruto replied sarcastically. Naruto searched around the area for a few minutes before stopping and allowing time to recollect his thoughts.
"Okay. If I was the pervy sage, where would I be?" Naruto though a loud, but could not shed light into the situation. Then he got a sudden brainwave for an idea.
"Multi-Shadow Clone Justu." And in a puff of smoke 200 Naruto's aprreared out of thin air. "Okay guys go on and look for Pervy Sage. Once you find him, come back to this spot." As he pointed.
Everyone replied with "Rodger."
The army of Narutos scattered around the town, looking for Jiraya. The population of town were in complete shock as they saw a multiple carbon copies of the same Orange-clad ninja with Blonde spiky hair.
"Probably one the leaf village's Jutsu." A civilan simply stated
"How cool! I wish I could do that." A kid said in amazmemt.
Quickly one of the many Narutos spotted him, by a large tavern.
"There he is!" As he proceeded to get off the roof, a weak leaky pipe broke under his weight and he plummeted into a giant garbage can, and poofed out of existence.
"What the hell was that?" Naruto asked himself "How did his memories return to me? Oh well now I know where to go." As he put up a half ram seal "Kai" as all the other Narutos turned into poofs of smoke.
"Ahhhhhhh my head." As Naruto grabbed his head. It felt like it was in a vice after all the memories flooded into him "Wait a minute, how do I know about places I haven't been to yet? Is it the clones? Have to ask the pervy Sage." He said whilst still holding his head "Man I have a real migraine. I'll wait a few minutes." As grabbed a water bottle from his backpack.
Eventually the 13 year old Genin made his way back to the tavern, fortunately for him, it was an open tavern with a open door so he can fully see his sensei.
"Hey peeeervy Sage?" He looked bewildered and confused as he saw his master.
The Toad Sage Of Mount Myoboku was currently surrounded 2 beautiful women currently feeding him food and Sake, and there was a lot of it. Right now there were currently 5 full bottles of it just ready for it consumed.
"How can he afford any of this?" Naruto thought until he saw a flat green frog in the table in front of him, he quickly realised how he payed for it.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed at the top of his voice.
"Master Jiraya. Who is this boy?" One of the ladies asked
"Well that's my apprentice: Naruto Uzumaki."
"PERVY SAGE!" He said with as much anger in his voice as he could muster, as he jumped on the table.
"Oh no." Jiraya thought
"What were those 3 prohabitions of Shinobi again!?" As he glared and tapped his foot.
"Well... um... ugggh..." he struggled to find an answer.
"They were money, woman and alcohol and as you can see you're abusing all 3 you little pervert!" He ran and started to hit and shake around the toad sage.
"Ow ow ow ow ow, I'm sorry I'm sorry Alright ahhhhhhh." Jiraiya exclaimed. The very violent Naruto kept his flurry of attacks at him and refused to let up. He wanted revenge for all of the money he earned pulling out weeds, chasing Toran the cat and babysitting he earned over the past month. Eventually his barrage of onslaught caused 1 of the bottles of Sake to go flying and landed on the chest of the shirt of a middle aged Man causing to get real mad.
"Okay! Who the hell did this!" He screeched for the role to hear, Naruto completely ignored his command and Carrie out with his onslaught, which caused the man to be ticked off.
"Hey you brat! Did you do this!?" He said pointed to his shirt.
"Wait what, I'm kind a busy here." As he tried to grab a bottle to smash Jiraiya'd head in.
Jiraya meanwhile thought about the situation and an idea came to his mind "If I show him that technique, he love me I'm sure of it."
The man rolled up his sleeves ready to pummel the 13 year old as he was almost certain that he was the 1 to ruin his shirt. However as he was ready to pounce, the Toad Sage lept from his seat and shouted
"Rasengan!" As a blue ball (or yellow/gold) moulded in the palm of his hand and gently tapped the drunks torso, causing him to grow flying a mile away, crashing through bottles and drinks, sliding along the main counter and crashing into the wall. His eyes had stared in them and he was completely dazed, ready to pass out at any minute.
Everyone just looked at him with complete with complete awe and shock. He just performed the 4th Hokage's Rasengan with ease. One of his signature Jutsu, But no looked looked more bewildered and amazed than our blonde ninja.
"Pervy Sage. That, that was... that was the..." The sage interrupted him.
"Rasengan" as he completed the sentence.
Naruto's mind was completely blank. This pervert of a sensei knee of the 4th signature techniques, that he used during the 3rd great Ninja war.
"Master Jiraiya was that the 4th Hokage's legendary Rasegan?" One of the ladies cooed
"Yes it was." He proudly said.
"HOW COOL! MY SENSEi KNOWS THE 4TH'S RASENGAN. PLEASE TELL ME YOUR GONNA TEACH THAT TO ME, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!" The Genin begged.
"Of course, you are my Student after all."
"I take back everything you said about being a worthless, pathetic pervert!" He said with his giant grin.
"That's great." As they proceeded to leave the tavern.
They went to a remote location just outside of the small town. It was high up to see the town and had a trees sparsly covering the area with a small river flowing by it.
"Come on, teach me pervy sage, teach me!" The blue eyed Genin was criminally excited to learn the Jutsu.
"Alright hold your horses kid, before we do train, tell me what you know about the Rasengan already."
"It's an A-rank Jutsu creater by the 4th Hokage Minato Namikaze. It took him 3 years to create it, and another 6 months to perfect it and he used it along with his other signature Jutsu the Flying Thunder God Jutsu in the 3rd great ninja war to defeat and kill over a thousand stone shinobi." He said confidently.
"Damn! For a knucklehead like you, you sure do know a lot about this Jutsu." He stated.
"I'm gonna be Hokage right? Gotta know abou my predecessors." He smiled as he said. Then a thought came to his mind "Hey do you also know Flying Thunder God? PLEASE TEACH ME THAT, EVEN IF MEANS HELPING YOU PEEP IN THE BATHHOUSES, I'LL DO IT TO LEARN THAT JUTSU." He begged and used the biggest Hyperbole he could muster.
"Sorry kid, don't know that Jutsu." He sadly stated.
"Ah damn. Oh well, Rasengan it is."
"Alright brat there are 3 simple steps to learn the Rasengan." As he brought out a water ballon. "The first step is Rotation." As he popped the ballon with his palm, causing Naruto to slightly flinch at the sound. "All you gotta do is popping the water ballon, by rotating the water in multiple directions."
"Sounds easy enough." As tried to grab a water ballon but was stopped by the Sanin.
"Before you do this Naruto I have to ask: are you planning on using this against your opponent Neji? As this technique, at full power will most likely kill him or at the very least beat him to the point where he can never be a shinobi again. The Rasengan I used against the man was only at a tenth of its power."
The blonde Jinchuuriki sighed as he answered "I know, he's Leaf shinobi just like me. Kakashi sensei taught use that betraying one's comrades makes you the scum of the Earth. However, he certainly does not think of me as a commrade, and he even tried to kill his own cousin Hinata. That's why I have to win, because I promised I'd win, on Hinata's blood. If he's comfortable with killing a family member who's done nothing wrong to him, then: first he's the biggest scumbag in the universe going of Kakashi sensei's logic as he tried to kill a fellow Leaf shinobi and a family member and second he won't mind killing me. In fact I have a hunch he may be bribed by the civilans to kill me because of the nine-tails, but even still I'll only use it as a last ditch effort to beat him."
Jiraiya was completely shocked by his statement. The hyper-active, knuckle-headed ninja of Konoha actually sounded smart, calm and wise...like his father was.
"Wow gotta say brat, those were some wise words, definitely fitting of a future Hokage. Alright I trust you with the Jutsu." He proudly said.
"Thanks Pervy Sage."
"Now the Reagan's requires very fine chakra control. This in a way involves the skills required in the tree climbing and water walking exercises. Tree climbing helps you gather and maintain chakra. Water walking helps with release a steady stream of it and the 1st step requires you to do both. With the 1st step you create stream of chakra within the balloon to rotate the water to pop it."
"Alright I got it down!" He exclaimed as he took a water ballon.
"Great, imma go take a nap. Wake me up when you're done."
"You got it, I'll be done in no time."
Jiraiya proceeded to drink a few drinks and fell asleep a few minutes later. Naruto meanwhile was training hard, harder than he ever has before.
"I have to learn this Jutsu. I gotta make Lord 4th proud of me."
Omake: Anime/Cartoon logic 101
"Alright time to go on an adventure." Naruto said as he struggled to move.
"Kid were not going on an adventure around the world. We are staying in the land of fire." He said pointing to his giant backpack dwarfing Naruto.
"Alirght I'll drop a few things at the gate." He said as he brought out a few cups of instant ramen.
"Kid, What did you pack?" As he stared into the bag.
"Ohh... um I guess just Ramen and some ninja tools." He said cooing
"Couldn't you bring more important things like I dunno... CLOTHES." He screeched
"That's ridiculous." He waved his hand off "I always were this." As he pitched his orange jacket.
"Wait why? That's really unhygienic."
"But Pervy Sage, this is anime. Everyone wears the same thing all the time, as a sort of trademark to their clothing style."
"Are you serious?!"
"Yeah I mean just look at everyone of the main cast. They ware the same clothing for a long time, and when they do change their clothing, they again ware it for a long time. I mean you always ware that red and green outfit."
Jiraiya just looked confused and bewildered "Holy shit Gaki. I think you just made a break through, in the world of anime logic."
"I think I did."
