Author's Note: SRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO UPDATE!!! I was being lazy…XD
Disclaimer: I own nothing… cept the monkey in my closet!
Chapter 2
Dumbledore looked across his desk at Snape, both were standing. "You found them in the Forbidden Forest?"
"Yes, apparently they were being chased by centaurs and they ran right into Aragog's nest," replied Snape.
Dumbledore showed some surprise at this, mainly because they didn't have wands and it didn't look like they had any weapons. And he highly doubted anyone could get out alive without either.
A few minutes later after Snape had left Dumbledore was setting at his desk pondering over what Snape had told him. There was a knock on the door. "Enter," he said. And in comes Edward… CULLEN (jk jk couldn't resist) in comes Edward Elric. "You wanted to see me?" said Ed.
"Yes, Mr. Elric. Please come in," replied Dumbledore. "You'll need to be sorted into a house if you're going to be going to this school. You'll also need a wand and school books. The wand and school books will be in your room when you get back."
"What do you mean sorted?" asked Ed.
-Insert Dumbledore explaining the houses and their characteristics because I'm too lazy to write it out.-
"Okay then how will I be sorted?" asked Ed.
"With this," said Dumbledore holding up an old wizard's hat.
"…? Whatever," said Ed very confused.
"The only reason we are sorting you now is so you don't too much attention to yourself," said Dumbledore. "Although drawing no attention to yourself isn't going to be possible."
"Why," asked Ed
-Insert Dumbledore explaining to Ed why it's so weird to start now in year 5 cuz I am extremely lazy-
"Right," said Ed
On to Ed's sorting…
Ed was sitting on a stool, hat on his head and being verbally abused by the sorting hat.
"Hmmm," said the sorting hat in Ed's ear. Ed was not in a happy mood. "You could be in Hufflepuff. You're certainly smart enough… Although your temper is too high for a Hufflepuff." That's when it all started to go down hill.
"Hmmm," said the hat, "you are smart , but you don't have any respect for authority. Not to mention height issues…"
Ed was ready to blow at this comment. "Don't worry," the hat said, "There are plenty of vertically challenged people at this school."
Now Ed was yelling something about the world being full of giants. Dumbledore was standing there smiling and quite enjoying himself. After the verbal abuse was over Ed was place in Griffindor.
Authors note: Sorry for the short chapter. I was debating putting Ed in Slytherin to beat up Malfoy and constantly insult him but I figured Ed could do that outside the common room… once again sry it took me so long to update…. I was being extremely lazy… I ADMIT IT!!!! (Also if anyone could help me figure out where I going this I would be extremely happy!!!
