"M-my name?" What was his name?
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Earlier that day-
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Deidara sat alone in his room working on a new bomb project when suddenly he felt this sharp pain whack him across the head. He was knocked out, dragged to a separate room, tied to a chair, blind folded and gagged. When he woke up, he heard a pair of voices softly speaking to him.
"Are you up?" One of them said.
"Of course he is!" said the other.
He recognized those voices immediately, 'Itachi! Kisame!' he tried to yell, but the gag prevented him from doing so. They both snickered.
"Now listen to us, Deidara" said Itachi, "We're going to teach you this new jutsu. Learn it quickly and learn it well."
A new jutsu…? What on earth could they be planning?
"This new jutsu we're going to teach you is called the sexy jutsu" said Kisame.
…Sexy jutsu? What could they be possibly planning to do with such a vulgar sounding jutsu?
"Now your probably wondering what we're going to do with such a jutsu?" continued Itachi, "We're going to use it as pay back. Since you're the most feminine out of all of us we thought you would do well helping us with our revenge."
Most feminine…? Oh, how he loathed that weasel. Why should he help him?
"You're also probably wondering why you should help us with out plans. Well…Let me put it simply. If you should refuse to help us, I shall take the liberty of making your life a living hell, is that understood?"
Deidara nodded.
"Good."
"I'm going to untie you now," said Kisame, "Scream and we'll knock you out. Run and we'll catch you again."
He sat perfectly still as Kisame started to cut the ropes with a Kunai. As soon as he was free, Deidara took off the blind fold and gag. For a few minutes, he simply sat there glaring at Itachi.
"What's with that look? It's not like we're totally forcing you to go along with out plans."
"Not forcing me, un? What do you call all of this?"
"Silence! Not another word."
Deidara did as he was told.
"Now, as I said before, we're going to teach you this new jutsu called the sexy jutsu."
"And what exactly does this sexy jutsu do, un?"
Itachi smirked and evil smirk. "It will turn you into a woman, but not just any woman, the most beautiful woman on earth. It's not a permanent transformation, (No matter how much I wish it was) but it will do."
This is so wrong…But its better then being tortured, is it not?
"As soon as you have learned the jutsu and transformed, you will no longer be Deidara, but a completely different person. In other words, when you transform, I want you to forget everything about Deidara. This will make it all the more believable."
"But how am I supposed to do that, un?"
"We'll work on it. But first of all, I want you to stop saying "un" at the end of every sentence," Itachi started pacing, "It gives you away."
"Alright…So I have to become a different person, un….Errr…."
"That is the idea." Itachi said, letting Deidara's slip go.
"What do I do about a name?"
"Make one up."
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Presently
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'Make a name up…'
"My name is Chou…Hanako Chou."
Chou…Chou…That name fit her well. She was indeed a butterfly; the rarest, most beautiful butterfly of all.
"Hello there, Chou, Nice to meet you!" Pein said grinning. "Would you perhaps consider going out with me?"
Deidara blushed lightly, "We've only just met though…Aren't you rushing things a little?"
"D-does that bother you?" Pein stammered, not wanting to be rejected.
"Not at all, I kind of like guys like you. I suppose that means I'll have to go on a date with you."
Score one for Pein! He inwardly thanked God for this. (And by god he meant himself)
As for Deidara, he was surprised that Itachi's and Kisame's plan was actually working out so far. He didn't even expect to get passed phase one…And now he has to go on a date with his leader….His boss. A man he felt no feeling for. He was in for quite a long day….A long day indeed.
