Internet Comes A Reality Check

Movie:Inglourious Basterds

Plot:Aldo and Donny try to figure out AOL. The two don't have a clue, so they call in a favor from the Navy's problem solvers...

2011

The dial-up tone was sounded through Aldo Raine's house. The Apache raised an eyebrow when a feminine voice sounded, "You got mail." He poked his head into the room where he left Donny in.

"You going to go out to check the mailbox?" Aldo asked.

"Guess I have to. Cuz the damned thing isn't opening for me," the Bear Jew said, groping for his baseball bat.

Aldo raised an eyebrow. The lieutenant didn't quite figure out what the sergeant was going to do. Then it dawned on him. Donny Donowitz was going to smash the computer into little bits of nothing. Aldo rushed into the computer room, grabbing the bat before Donny could do anything with it.

"Fuck a duck man!" Donny yelled twirling around in the chair.

He stared at the higher ranking man. Red painted his face from the anger that he was feeling. The Bear Jew just wanted to beat the piece of machinery, or at least harm it in some way with his bat. But alas his plan was foiled.

"I know some people that might just be able to help us," Aldo said, shrugging as he picked up the land line telephone they had. "Now log the fuck off Donny."

Donny mumbled something unintelligible under his breath, but did so unwillingly. He had heard from someone that he could find naked women on the Internet. He was just going to make sure there was such a thing that could be viewed. Aldo punched the numbers into the phone, letting the dial tone ring for a minute.

After a few minutes, they finally got all their problems solved and Donny got his answer to the naked women.

"We're getting in way over our heads in this decade," Donny said slumping into his chair.

A/N:Sorry for the rushed answer. Just didn't want to give away too much info.