Very short tonight. But I promise the next chapter will be longer. I can't help that Jacob is being an annoyance.

Jacob: Are not!

Mystery: Are too!

Jacob: Are not!

Edward: *sighs* What am I going to do with you two?


Chapter Two: I'll be Good for You

For the next week my head was tuned to the Edward station. All Edward all the time. It was starting to piss me off. Everywhere I looked he was there. He was the air in my lungs, the ground against my feet, the butter on my toast. Well, I wouldn't go that far. I missed the guy. That was it. Bella was moving in a day and I promised I'd be there to say goodbye. Half of me was sad that she was going but the other half was still giddy that I could possibly see Edward.

And that other half was getting on my last nerve.

So you would think I might be excited when I just so happened to see Edward taking a walk in the woods one day. Scratch excited, I was beyond excited. It was like the second coming of Christ. I hadn't been stalking him… much. Sometimes when I couldn't sleep (which was often) I'd sneak out and run to the Cullen's house. I couldn't give a rat's ass if they figured out I was there. Which they probably did. I was just comforted that Edward was at least near me.

I sat patiently outside of the Cullen's house one night just whimpering. Hoping and praying he would come out. Even just to throw my prowler ass off their property.

"What are you doing here dog breath?"

I turned and saw the blonde incarnate of the devil staring at me from the trees. I had been so wrapped in my thoughts I didn't even notice Rosalie and Emmett standing behind me. Wow, this imprint stuff was really fucking up my senses. I reverted into my human form and retrieved a pair of sweatpants I'd hidden behind another tree.

"Stargazing." I said sarcastically, "Is that a crime she-devil?"

I could hear Emmett holding her back. Sometimes I wished he'd let her go. I'd just love to rip off her arm one day.

"Get off our property!" she practically barked.

"Babe…" Emmett warned. His gaze pleaded with me to leave but I wasn't backing down. Not to this bitch.

I smirked, "Make me."

"You little-"

"What is going on out here?"

I tried not to let my face brighten with delight at the sound of Edward's voice. I was also trying extra hard to block my thoughts.

"Lassie's just been sitting outside of our house." Rosalie said, "Plotting most likely."

"Don't you have an orphanage to burn, harpy?" I snarled.

Edward sighed, "Is that it? He's just sitting?"

I nodded, "I just… was resting."

I was sure Edward knew I was lying but he didn't say anything. He only gave me a strange look and retreated back into the house. I shot Rosalie a self-satisfied smirk and ran back into the woods.