YUKARI IS A FINE GENTLEMAN- CHAPTER TWO
CIRNO THE RUFFIAN
Yukari flew over the wonderful gentlemanly land of Gensokyo. She was now the gentleman in charge of this wonderful land, because of Sir Reimu challenging her earlier and losing.
"Oi! You! Guv'ner!" a voice said from below. "Watch where yer shadow's bein' cast, eh?"
"Why, your voice sounds so unrefined! I dare say you might be a ruffian after my lofty title!" said Yukari. She swooped down to the voice and found Cirno, who's hat was an ascot cap, clearly showing her status as a ruffian.
"I don' even wanna bother with a posh higher-up like ye," said Cirno. "But if ye insult the strongest, yer gonna get beat inta pieces."
"Bring it on, you ruffian. I doubt a peasant like you could even use danmaku."
"Danmaku?" said Cirno. "Na, I'm no' talkin' danmaku. I'm talkin 'bout one of the finest sports. KICK THE CAN... TO THE DEATH!"
Yukari gasped in fright. Kick the can is the least gentlemanly sport in all the land. "Are you too stupid to use danmaku?" Yukari said. "It seems I have ventured into a sanatorium or a lower elementary school!"
"How dare ye..." said Cirno. "I'll have ye know I'm the best at errything! I'mna beat you at danmaku and shame yer gentlemanly title!"
"Hah! I am laughing out loud at your incompetence. I do believe it is time for hacks." Yukari gapped in a train over Cirno's head, flattening her.
"Goodbye, young ruffian. Hopefully you will never grow up... because you're FLAT!"
And Yukari laughed and laughed at her astoundingly funny joke.
THE CONCUSION
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE EPIC BATTLE AGAINST THE GOD OF RUFFIAN-NESS!
