RESISTANCE FALL OF MAN 3 RISE OF SOLDIERS CHAPTER 2
Nathan Halen lookered at the carnig ofdorpship. "Why must I cry? Why must I have chimer aids? Why did Girliepal have a deathbooms?" sayerd nathan van halen. TEHN FROM THE WRECKIGE COMER A TEAMAT! "TEAM!" Scremered black man who work with Halen. Then nathan deside to give a man hug to black man, and tey did. But then Luetenat Browntown gotted the chimer aids! And turned to butterfly house! NO screm haler. Halen then shutter ybals and pumcher butterflyhouse. The bloodyguts then splat on nates fac. The halenator then did a sad face, and cryt hard.
Al sudden, numers chimesr burts from the celing sky! "OCARP" sed halen. Then pullt our the LAARk and shot the lark and it blowed up all the chimers on the left room! But stealheds then shoot the awesome auger through wall and hit halen!
Halens guts started leking out on the ground, but he findid the chimer hunny that the chimer bees make, so he got TOOKED THE CARBIN ANT SHOT AT OTHER HIGHBIRSD! Three highbireds heads go a splodbang, and blood flies everywhar. Then a Tittn flew from the sky. Then halen sed "is hat a big medicine machin or are u hapy to see me!" The titt then yelt REAAAAAAAARRRRRGH, and shooted the big bom cannon! Halen was almost het, but dodged, and shot the Eyeball sniper (frogot name fo gun, sory) and hit the tittan in yball! "Bleed!" yelt tittan, and the blood gush was so intens that halen got hit by ti! He started slip and slide and droped the carbin guin! Lucky for halen he had a gernait in his pocket, and then threw it into the tittans eyehol, and part of the tittans head boom!
The giaganto titt ten callt for bakup, and DID! Now a masive amunt of super chimers wit schelds! "TIM TO WHOP SOM AS!" Sed halen even though he breaked no cussing promis frum first girlfrund that got chimer aids. The pulled a hidden rosmroe from his belybuton, because since he had chimer aids, he was part chimer. And tey has many hoels. He take the snipper and and shot through two chimmers. TEHN ASIAN MAN FROM OTHER TEAM FOR UROPE TEA M CAME AND SHOOTED THE CHIMERS WITH A WARTH CHANEGUN!
Thanks for th help" sed halne. Then asian said "F$%&^ you halen" "O cum on asianman" and tehn asianman sed "no, not after wut you did to lutent browntown."
But, I forgive! Said the chimer from of browntown!
Then everyone unitit agin, and halen hapy. UNTIL ASIANMAN GOTTED NIFED FROM NEW SUPER HIGHBIRD!
Tobe continue.
