SEQUENCE 1


Diagnostic Question 1:

What if your favorite male characters/husbandos unexpectedly appear from your closet? What would you reaction be?

NOTE: Nobody cares how many, just answer the question.

a.) Scream and panic—in a good way

b.) Laugh and rage—in a good way

c.) Cry and screech—in a good way

d.) No reaction—which is kinda like a bad thing

e.) Do your own reaction—your weirdest and most unique reaction


Asahina's POV

I was inside my room when suddenly the doors of my closet started banging in a muffled sound and then I hear faint and incoherent whispering and I could have sworn that I heard two voices.

I kinda got scared and then when I opened my closet… I was in for the GREATEST surprise of my life.

By the time I burst open my closet door…

Shit…

IT'S CLOUD AND ARNO!

Before I could even react, Cloud was the first one to land on me—LITERALLY LAND ON ME ON MY PETTANKO CHEST!—and I have no idea what to do and Cloud was gazing down on me while Arno was still struggling with my legs entangled to his arms.

I crawled backwards from them until they got themselves up but they were just there sitting up right in front of me.

I'm just glad that my parents are out for today or else my parents would totally run to my room and see these two men on the floor of my bedroom!

I was really dumbfounded because I really don't know how they got here in the first place! Seriously! I just don't know what happened… How did this happened?

Speechless and still awe-stricken, I watched Cloud and Arno assess themselves with the new world that they just entered given that Cloud lived in the futuristic universe while Arno exists in the French Revolution era. But the real questions are how did they get here and what did they do—or use—to get into my room through my closet?!

Oh Jaysus, this is gonna be a confusing day.

I tried constructing words in my mouth, "H-How… did you get… h-here?" my lips were literally wobbly while talking, it's a bad habit of mine whenever I'm surprised, scared and anxious—sometimes just one but it's a worst-case scenario if it's all of them and that certain worst-case scenario is right now!

Cloud shakes his head and rubs his nape probably because he felt a slight discomfort when he warped into my closet. "I… Well…" he takes notice of Arno and then he answers on their behalf, "We really don't know, it's just that, I saw this bright light and then I felt like I was being warped and then the next thing I knew I thumped myself on your wooden closet."

"The same happened to me, although the bright portal made everyone freeze in place. They are literally frozen, even the things being thrown in mid-air froze in the space! And so I had no choice to go inside the portal if it meant unfreezing the people from whatever scientific matter that caused them to be like that." Arno explains.

"And both of you ended up in my closet?" I asked.

"Well, it sure looked like it." Cloud.

Okay, I seriously don't know what to do anymore. They're just there! Just there! Sitting up right in front of me!

I know! Sato-chan and Yoshino could help me!

I hurriedly sat at my study desk and opened my laptop—it was already unfolded anyway—and immediately clicked on the chat app in my desktop.

While typing my username and password to access the chatbox, I overheard Cloud and Arno talking about me and my laptop.

"What is she doing with that… big… black… square… thing?" Arno whispers quite loudly, and in my peripheral vision I see him flailing his arms directly to my laptop.

I saw Cloud shrug his shoulders, "I don't know… Maybe just pressing those buttons that she's rapidly tapping on?"

"But how is she generally operating that… that… contraption?!"

"In my world, we call it computers."

I tried my best to ignore because for two reasons: 1) Arno's so adorable that he doesn't have a single idea about a laptop! 2) They're so cute! They're talking about me—even though indirectly!


The first symptom is beginning to activate due to a stimulus acting as a trigger—which is the two husbandos and their every single action.


When the chatbox finally finished loading, thankfully Satozuki and Yoshino were online and so I immediately clicked on their names and then separate chatboxes appeared.

In a sort of frenzy, I tapped the only thing that has been booming in my mind like a subwoofer speaker.

"Cloud Strife and Arno Dorian are in my room~!" I typed.

And then I waited for Sato-chan and Yoshino-chan to reply, as I typed those words furiously, I was waiting for either of Sato-chan or Yoshino's reply, while waiting I felt the two of them go to me but I didn't ignore them as I pretended to be busy with my laptop and while waiting I felt Cloud's blonde spiky hair tickling my shoulder—because I was wearing a very loose shirt—and as I turned around awkwardly he was there hovering next to me!

I can feel my very soul shivering in such bliss.

I quickly turned back to the screen and what Sato-chan just replied to me.

"You know, I'm eating popcorn with Connor while chatting with you." She typed.

Wait, what?!

I rapidly typed, "Turn on your laptop's webcam!"

And within a few minutes she did open her computer's webcam and then I saw not just Connor… but Squall Leonhart as well!

What the hell is happening?! Even Sato-chan has Squall with her?!

Looking at the screen, instead of seeing Satozuki's face on the screen, I see Squall hoarding the screen with his own face and then Cloud did the same thing using mine.

"Squall?! Squall!" Cloud waves and smiles happily as he looks through the laptop camera.

Seeing through the screen, Cloud's bright blue eye were all that could be seen and so I tried pulling him away a little farther so that his face could be seen. But of course Arno wouldn't allow himself to be outrun so he even squeezed himself into the range of the camera—even though my camera has a wide range that could even flash at the three of us but I guess the two are noobs, in a way.

Squall was king of the camera while Connor—with his hood down—was just peeking at one side of the laptop.

"Alright guys, just give me some space to type some words." I shoved away their faces from the screen and then typed again, "Wait, what about Yoshino?"

"I guess we need to wait for her as well…" Sato-chan replied.

And we waited for her to go online. I wonder if she's had the same thing as me and Sato-chan?


Yoshino's POV

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh my God!

OOHHHH MMYYYYY GOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!

Noctis and Ventus are inside my room!

Ohhh, it's a good thing one of my dogs are outside the house or else I'll answer to my parents because I don't even know what to say to begin with!

I never realized that Noctis would be that tall in real life! But all the while he's gorgeous!

As for Ventus, oh my God, he's adorable!

I honestly do not know how and why they just spawned into my room, and I don't know where they came from! Did Ventus came from the Castle of Dreams? Did Noctis came from his kingdom of Lucis?

I was about to go inside my bedroom after fetching myself a glass of water and upon going back upstairs… The moment I opened the door, I found Noctis and Ventus were wriggling against each other that they looked like they stumbled on each other.

My initial action was to get inside my bedroom and close the door and the two of them looked at me, I was endlessly stuttering to the point that when Noctis and Ventus regained themselves after squirming around.

I can't breathe! I'm hyperventilating! I need a paperbag!

Both of them were staring at me! Wait, what do I do next?!

I was surprised with myself when I immediately unfolded my laptop, turned it on and then impatiently waited for it to load to completely let me open my chat app.

I gotta tell Asahina and Satozuki about this!

"Uhh, aren't you going to like talk to us?" Ventus.

Oh my God, he spoke to me!

I turned to him just when I clicked on my chat app and I was lost for words to reply to Ventus's very simple question.

"I… I just… I just don't know what to say." I stammered.

"You could tell us your name then." Noctis says as he sits down on my bed without looking at me because he was fiddling with his fingers, I know it's the first time for me to see him for real but sitting on my bed for the first time is a definitely okay thing for me!

Let alone, let him lay there!

"It's… It's…"

"It's what?" by then Noctis has already looked at me.

Sweet Lord, his eyes!

"Yoshino…" I mumbled.

"Yoshino." Noctis repeated and then I turned my head back to my laptop screen, realizing that the chat app has successfully connected and that Satozuki and Asahina are online.

I typed to the both of them, "Guys, guys!"

And they replied within a second, "Yeah?"

"You will not believe what I'm gonna say." I typed.

"We'll believe it." Asahina replied.

At first I had no idea what she meant with her reply but then I continued on typing, "Noctis and Ventus are in my bedroom!"

"We believe you." Sato-chan replied with a complementary winking emoticon.

"Wait, you guys don't think I'm crazy?" I asked.

"Turn on your computer's webcam." Asahina instructed.

And I did, while clicking my way to the Properties and accessing the Camera, Ventus was already behind me and Noctis was beside me, close enough so that he could see the computer screen!

This is the best kind of claustrophobia ever!

"What's that, Yoshino?" Ven.

"It's a computer camera." I replied as coolly as I can even though I'm containing the excitement forming up inside me like how the magma forms within the volcano.

When the camera was finally active, I connected my webcam chat with Satozuki and Asahina and to my surprise, I know the reason why Asahina replied she believes me…

Asahina has Arno and Cloud with her!

Satozuki's got Squall and Connor!

And I got Ventus and Noctis!

I got so many questions running around my mind dying to be asked.

"How did they get there?" that was my first question to the two of them.

"They spawned from my closet." Asahina replied.

"Same." Satozuki. "How about them?"

"It's kind of indefinite because the moment I opened my bedroom door, they were already there."

"They must have spawned from the open space." Asahina presumed.

"I think that's what it looks like." I replied. "What do you guys think?" I added.

"Think about what? About them just surprising us by spawning out of nowhere?" Sato-chan.

"Well, I was trying to imply what do you think how this entire thing happened?"

"I may be no science expert but I believe this is a work of the fabric of the universe and that they were somehow warped by a portal that just ripped open in the air. That was based on Cloud and Arno's explanation to me." Asahina.

Wow, it's kinda awesome that she's somehow kept her cool when Cloud and Arno spawned. Oh wait, I doubt it—I've seen how squeamish she is when it comes to Cloud.

I can imagine her doing her spastic twitching that she sometimes do whenever she goes over her Pinterest board filled with Cloud Strife on it—and also Noctis because she shows some of them to me too to which I screech and squeal whenever I see a pic of Noctis and/or Ventus. The same reaction applies to Sato-chan!

"Cloud? Squall?" Noctis says as he leans closer to the screen.

"Noctis?" Cloud.

"Noctis!" Squall exclaimed happily.

"It's really you two!" Noctis.

Before the excitement would even intensify, Asahina managed to calm Cloud down by grabbing him by the shoulder and pulling him away from the screen. Wow, I'm surprised she managed to do that given that she gets squeamish towards him even just through pictures.

Okay, this is gonna be crazy because I have no idea on how I'm going to manage these two inside my bedroom. I wonder how Asahina and Satozuki do it?

I just can't keep my cool… especially when Noctis is close to me or right in front of me! I get along nicely with Ventus but it's a little awkward towards Noctis because of his stare although that stare would make any fangirl melt into a puddle.

We got a loooonnngg way to go, huh? Maybe for me because I can't seem to get myself together.

Maybe I should start practicing acting normal towards the two of them? I can try and I'll do it for the two of them.

Merciful Neptune, only for my husbandos! ONLY FOR MY HUSBANDOS!


I swear I'm sane when I made this. Well, kinda sane. In my definition. If you call looking over your own Pinterest board full of the Final Fantasy sex gods—Cloud, Noctis, Squall and Sephiroth—from time to time while typing the chapter, then maybe yeah… I was sane when I made this :3

Xielle.