Hey everyone! I'm at my house with my friend Dayna/Charlie (From the story!) and she's going to help me with chapter 2! Yippee!
Aly: I own TWILIGHT!
Dayna: SO DO I!!
Aly: We command you to dance!:
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Dayna: SQUARE DANCE!
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Aly: Maybe we don't own Twilight… Charlie?
Dayna: Well, crap, I guess not.
Alexis and Dayna slowly cracked open the door the Edward's bedroom. Then Alexis flung herself onto the couch, which came crashing down. "Oops."
Dayna grabbed a pair of Edward's underwear and laughed manically. "He's gonna like it a lot when he finds old macaroni in here…"
Alexis just stared at her. Sometimes we worry about Dayna. Alexis screamed.
Dayna snapped around quickly. "What's wrong!?"
"He has wigs! Tons and tons of wigs! Look, this one's purple!"
"OMG," Dayna screamed. "That's freaking awesome!" Alexis and Dayna began trying on various wigs. Then, the door swung open to reveal a very annoyed looking Edward.
"What are you doing?" he asked. "HA!" screamed Dayna, "I have found you!"
Alexis sighed and smacked her forehead. She sometimes wondered how she'd become friends with this bunch of morons.
Edward screamed suddenly. "Why would you be thinking THAT!!??" he yelled at Dayna.
Dayna grinned evilly. "That's how my mind works…"
"Where's Jasper's room?" BJ asked, running in. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were Dayna and Alexis."
Alexis smacked her forehead again and pulled off the wig.
"ALEXIS!" BJ screamed. "It is you! But where's Dayna?!"
"I'm- I mean, she- isn't here right now. Please leave a message."
BJ said, "Okay. The perimeter of the base times the height plus two times the area of the base equals the total surface area of a prism. Oh, and James is downstairs!"
Dayna squealed and ripped of the wig. BJ gasped. "Dayna! How did you get here so fast!?"
Dayna ran toward the stairs, screaming, "Out of my way, idiots!" to the imaginary people in the hall. Then, all they could hear was a loud banging noise as if someone was falling down the stairs…
"I wonder what that was," BJ said conversationally. Alexis just smacked her forehead.
Then, Dayna screams echoed through the house. BJ and Alexis looked up to realize Edward was no longer there. They ran toward the stairs, when BJ remembered something. "No, wait! It wasn't James, they said Jessica! Wow, I'm glad that's cleared up!"
Dayna stomped back up the stair and tackled BJ. BJ screamed. She grabbed a long wig and tried to strangle Dayna with it. Then Dayna grabbed a beehive wig and smacked BJ across the face with it.
Then Aly came out of nowhere. "No really," she was saying to Emmett and Jacob. "I use them all the time!"
"No freaking way!" Emmett and Jacob yelled at the same time. "It's true," Aly said, pulling a spork from her pocket.
"Prove it!" Jacob said.
Aly then pulled a jar of peanut butter from her pocket. "Watch closely," she said.
She unscrewed the cap slowly. Then she dipped the spork into the peanut butter. She then licked the spork clean.
Jacob and Emmett screamed and ran out the front door, hiding in the bushes, as Aly was clearly superior to them.
Then, Edward walked up. Seeing the peanut butter, he screamed, running to the nearest window and landing in the bushes outside.
A moment of silence, then, "Get your own hiding spot!" Emmett screamed. "EMMETT!? JACOB!? What- no, wait, I don't want to know."
Aly walked up to where Dayna and BJ were still wrestling and said, "'Sup?"
Dayna and BJ stopped fighting for a second and both pointed to the left. Aly nodded, and walked in that direction.
She opened the door to Alice's room.
Alice screamed. Aly put her hands up. "Truce?" she asked.
Alice looked skeptical. "Truce," she said slowly.
Aly grinned. "Now I have someone to shop with!!"
Alice grinned too. "Let's go!" she yelled.
