The Misforuntes of Junpei

By the Fujoshi, A.k.A Otaku no baka.

This is another prompt; this time having sex in a princess bed. As usual Junpei is on the receiving end of his shenanigans.

Warnings: Sex, Snake/Junpei, me betaing it myself, sort of a sequel to part one.

As usual I don't own 999 and I never will.


Junpei found himself at the mall near his dorm doing nothing in particular.

After finishing his finals it was now summer vacation. He really didn't have anything to do and his thoughts kept coming up to one man so he decided to take a walk.

The old teenager found himself blushing at the thoughts of one Light, a.k.a Snake. He recalled with clarity the incident of the man being his tutor and the events that transpire afterwards.

Ever since then he had avoided the other male, using his sister as a middle ground. It's been almost six months now but his heart ached in an unfamiliar way when he thought about Light.

He sipped on his pop that he bought with gusto, trying to calm himself down. 'I'm getting way too worked up over this.' It was nothing; he was going to be single the rest of his life. The feeling he had was frivolous.

Junpei went inside of the local furniture store, feeling the A/C hit him like a breeze. He was surprised that a sales person didn't flock to him like a roach.

This gave the teen the opportunity to sneak around and cause mischief. Junpei jumped up and down on the beds, ran around messing with chairs, even sitting in the armchairs and propping his feet on the table. He laughed at the amount of glee that came from not being caught and running amok.

'That will show them for overcharging good people!'

He was jumping up and down on one bed in particular when he heard a cough. Junpei stopped, bouncing on his behind and turned slowly. He met the amused eyes of one Clover as well as Snake and waved slowly.

"Umm...Hi?"

"Junpei what in heaven's name are you doing?"

Before the man could open his mouth Clover beat him to it. "Probably causing trouble. You're out of class too right?"

"Yes." Junpei frowned, the bouncing ceasing. "What brings you two here."

"Myself and Clover wanted to seek out a bed." Snaked rubbed the back of his head. "I heard a noise that appeared to be jumping and Clover exclaiming that it was you proved it."

Clover put two hands on her hips. "I needed a new bed so we went shopping Junpei." She shook her head. "That still doesn't explain why you are here."

Junpei laughed sheepishly. "I...I got bored." Well that wasn't a complete lie. He wanted to cause trouble so he could get the confusing emotions out of his heart.

"So you choose to abuse furniture."

An angry sales clerk came up as well. "The chairs are all wrong! The tables have footprints on them! One of the waterbeds is misaligned!"

"Umm...Sorry?" Darn he was caught.

Snake was quick to come up with an excuse. "I apologize; this young man is with us. We were searching for a bed for my sister and came upon one in question. May I?"

The gentleman clerk nodded, knowing a potential buyer. "Sure." He gave one last glare at Junpei before walking off with Snake.

"Really Jumpy; living up to your name eh?"

Junpei frowned at his nickname; the only person who called him Jumpy was June. He was over her but a part of him panged in remembrance as well as ache when he thought about her.

"I have to thank Snake later for the save."

"Hahah you better, or else you would have been in real big trouble~" Clover rocked back and forth on her heels with a wide smile.

Junpei was lost in his thoughts; he wanted to tell someone about the events that transpired. 'Maybe I should tell Clover.' He didn't want to lead the girl on like June lead him on.

He was going to open his mouth until Snake came back. "Good news sister; the clerk accepted our offer and I finished all the paperwork. They will be delivering the bed sometime this afternoon."

"REALLY? ALRIGHT! Thanks Light!" The teenager leaped into her brother's arms and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Light only laughed and spun her around; even Junpei had to smile at the affection.

When Clover leaped off and started walking towards the entrance with a hum, Snake approached Junpei and leaned down.

"As part of your punishment for making a mockery, you have to help assemble it."

'Damn.' He knew it was a long shoot that he would go off the hook with just a thanks.

~0~

So the two men were in Clover's room trying to make a Princess bed together.

Junpei cracked his back; he wasn't that old but he felt like an old man. Even with help they still had to carry the box spring as well as the mattress up the stairs, along with the frame. Then the two men sat down and started to work on it slowly, with Clover giving them moral support and plenty of cool drinks.

The girl announced that she was going over a friend's house temporarily, picking up some books. "Unlike you Junpei I work during the summer!" She said while sticking out her tongue.

Junpei sighed and sat on his sore bottom. "Snake..."

"Hm?" The man in question was standing and trying to assemble the princess curtains along the bed.

"I wanted to talk about before."

"Oh?"

"Yes I ummm...I can't stop thinking about it." He tittered his fingers; feeling like a damn girl. "I was wondering would you like to be a...couple?"

"A couple."

"Yes."

"Have you told Clover about this?"

"...No. I have no idea how to approach it and when I do it's always a bad time. Also I don't want you to look like the bad guy."

Snake continued to work in silence and Junpei thought the other man was ignoring him. "Ummm..."

"I'll consider it. For now I have to decided on the matter of finishing your punishment."

"Wait what?" Junpei whined. "I already apologized enough!" He sat up and was about to approach the man until he felt the air out of his lungs.

He groaned and realized with clarity that Snake tackled him to the bed. The man's hands were pinning his wrists above his head. For a blind guy he sure was fast.

"Snake!"

"You may have the privilege of calling me Light."

Junpei frowned but he ended up sporting a blush at their position. The man was literally straddling his lap and he could feel the warmth of his body. It was also a hot day and the only thing Junpei sported was a t-shirt with a number five and jeans. Sure Light only had on khaki shorts and a polo but it was still damn hot.

"In the name of the funyarinpa I demand you stop toying with me!"

"Funyarinpa? Don't make such non sense."

"Oh don't tell you don't know what the funyarinpa is either? BLASPHEMY!"

Light leaned in close and smiled. "I won't allow you to distract me Junpei."

Junpei hissed as he felt a mouth nip and pull along the skin between his shoulder; he yelped when he felt teeth.

"Ah Ah not fair!" The man found himself squirming around, wiggling underneath the other male, trying everything in his power to get the man off. He thought he heard Light groan under him and pull back with a satisfied smirk.

"There is your other half of the punishment." Junpei groaned, not because of the mark, but because he supported an awkward boner from his futile effort of trying to deny Light access.

He panted and prayed that Light didn't heard or feel anything off and would just crawl off of him. But Junpei wasn't that lucky when he saw Light raise an eyebrow.

"Junpei, are you excited?"

"Umm...No?"

Light shook his head. "I can feel your erection trying to push out of your pants. The change in your heartbeat is also evident."

'DAMN!' "I'm fine! I'm just too hot and-"

He was cut off when he felt Light back on him, the man's hands releasing him to crawling up and under his shirt. Junpei moaned as he felt those quick hands send sparks to his groin, the tips of his fingers tracing his pecs as well as the contours of his upper body.

"You are far too sensitive Junpei." He tried to hold back a gasp as he felt those skilled hands touch his nipples, making the pink nubs instantly erect.

"Ah not-not fair Light." The younger male felt his hips arch up when Light twisted his nipples painfully. It was painfully but it made him shiver and his skin crawl in pleasure.

"Hmm? Junpei are you a masochist?"

"NO!" He grunted as he felt the male pull his nipples upward, his back arching with them. Damn it felt good and his cock was painfully hard now, throbbing painfully against his zipper.

"You seem to enjoy pain more than pleasure." Junpei closed his eyes in agony and embarrassment as he laid back on the bed. He could feel Snake's breath on his collarbone, causing him to get goosebumps, as he continued to assault his body

Those fingers went lower, ticking his sides and tracing his flat stomach. "Are you getting fat Junpei?"

Junpei opened his eyes and huffed. "I'm not fat! I go to the gym...sometimes." He glared at the other man, who seemed to be focused on his pants than anything else, his fingers tracing the hem and the seams of Junpei's jeans.

Light made quick work of them and fished out his cock with efficiency. The air hitting his manhood only made it harder, twitching and dripping pre-cum.

Junpei noticed that his hands were no longer pinned, finally, and debated on making an escape or dealing with what the other man had in mind. He didn't have time to contemplate it when he saw the man lean down and give his member a hard lick.

"Damn!" He groaned and arched upward, his hands fisting the sheets behind him. Junpei panted against the mahogany colored pillow as he felt teeth pull against the skin along his testicles.

"Wh...who have you done this with to be this good?"

"No one." Light muttered before putting about a quarter of the younger man's member in his mouth.

Junpei yelled at the heat surrounding his cock and mewled in pleasure. He thought he felt pain but dismissed it as Light's tongue lapped upward to dip into the slit that dripped pre-cum.

"Ngh...Ngh..." Sweat started to drip from his fore head and he groaned as he felt his cock pulse in the hot mouth. There was a distance feeling of being full, of being stretched, then it was gone.

"Hu...Huh?" The mouth left and Junpei tried to get his vision back. He sat up on his elbows to see Light slowly wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.

"I never tried this before but from what I read it's suppose to be pleasurable."

"Tried what?" Junpei questioned as his brain was slowly getting some sense back. He grunted as he felt himself being turned and flipped over on his stomach.

"Light what-" He was cut off when he felt something sticky and cold drip down his ass. "What are you doing? Oh god you shouldn't be using whatever the hell you are using!"

That's right! They were suppose to put together Clover's bed! So they were literally screwing around on the bed that Light just bought for her! Not only that but they were having sex in HER ROOM.

"It's a bit too late for that Junpei." He heard the man's voice in a distance, with a whimsical tone. "We already did enough to desecrate it."

Junpei grunted as he felt fingers up what he assumed was his ass. He couldn't help but try to push the intruders out.

"Relax Junpei; it's suppose to feel good. I even supplied some lubrication to make it feel better."

So that's what was dripping on his behind! Did Light have this planned from the start?

"Easy for you to say! You don't have fingers up your ass!"

Snake made a chuckle and Junpei wanted to curse the man out. He tried to turn around on his side to do so until the sight had him freeze.

There was Light, with no clothing on. His chest was lean but Junpei could make out the muscles tracing his shoulders as well as his biceps. One arm was prosthetic, that he knew, but it didn't seem out of place on the older man. His brown hair was low on his face, from sweat, and it seemed to drip down his chest in slow rivets.

A crumpling noise woke up Junpei from his daze and he peered down to see Light pulling a condom over his very hard cock. "What-What-Where are you going to put that at?"

Light gave him a look that said "Are you serious?" He raised one of the young man's legs on his prosthetic shoulder before pushing inside.

Junpei gurgled and bit down on the sheets under him. He buried his face at the burning pain from his backside. "Relax Junpei." Light's tone was breathless and he tried his best, while screaming into the comforter under him.

"You feel...intense Junpei." Light's voice was deeper now and it make Junpei's heart quicken.

"That...That's all you can say about it?" He felt insulted; don't most men say that the bottoms are suppose to feel hot or tight or whatever? Or the woman? Wasn't that what Junpei was right now? He couldn't understand how the hell this is suppose to feel good and why people did it.

Light whistled in a breath of air. "You're clinching me too tight; relax your walls slowly. I will not move."

Junpei panted and tried to relax, to get used to the feeling of having something large up his ass. "Are...You even in all the way?"

"No."

Fuck; that means that it might hurt worse the further he got. He might as well deal with it now. "I'm-I'm ready."

Light pushed in more, causing Junpei to wince. His fingers curled into the sheets under him and Light leaned in, trying to get better access.

"I'm all the way in."

'Thank god!' Junpei wanted to crawl into a corner and die; or maybe just cry and whimper at the loss of his man pride. He felt the hand not supporting his leg petting his hair slowly, trying to relax him.

"Mmmmm." Junpei sniffed and mumbled in the covers. "Move so we can please spare any more embarrassment."

"As you wish." The younger man felt the member pull all the way out before slamming back in, causing his teeth to chatter. He closed his eyes and tried to think about something else, anything else.

"This...doesn't feel good does it?"

"N-Not really." It didn't burn as much but it ached and it felt like his muscles were being pulled along with Light's thrusts but otherwise it wasn't very pleasant.

Light made a thoughtful noise before changing angles and Junpei tried to cover his mouth. 'HOLY-whoa what was that?' Whatever Light hit made his muscle tense up and pleasure to run down his nerves and center on his member.

"You tighten up considerably Junpei, which means that I did something right."

"Ah...Ah..." Junpei couldn't really respond when Snake did it again, making his toes curl, his cock spring back to lift, and pleasure tingle all over his senses like sparks.

The position didn't give Junpei much lead-way as Snake pounded into him harder, hitting that one spot without restraint. No he felt every thrust and every push and he couldn't move at all, not even his hips. Instead he curled his fingers around the comforter and bit into it.

His eyes were half mooned and his brown hair was all in his face. "L-Light."

"Hmmm? Are you enjoying this right now?"

"Y...yes...ah fuck." A sudden jolt caused his cock to flop against his stomach and a stream of pre-cum to come out. He wanted to touch himself but he couldn't will his body to do so.

Thankfully Light spared him the moment and did it for him. Junpei screamed out as he felt the other man stroke him quick and with precision. He panted and writhed around as he felt his member spurt out come all over the sheets.

Light made a grunt and he assumed that the man came along with him, but his senses were so overloaded that he couldn't really think right now. It took him several seconds before he heard his name reach his ears.

"Junpei?"

"Hmmm..." Going down from his orgasm and into post carnal bliss, Junpei snuggled into a warm body. Snake chuckled and patted his head.

"We need to depart before Clover returns."

"Oh-SHIT!" That's right; he just had sex with Clover's brother in her room! Junpei tried to get out from under Snake but instead he fell over the bed and onto the floor.

~0~

Junpei was red as a beet as he pulled down the borrowed t-shirt.

He managed to get come stains on his clothes so Snake offered to clean them, along with the sheets and everything else. The problem was that the man was a bit taller than him, so the T-shirt fit like a short dress.

That and it was the fact that he had on Light's clothing of all things along with the fact that when he washed up afterwards, the man's essence dripped out of his ass, making Junpei get hard once more.

"Junpei." The man in question still had his eyes closed, but he was smiling. "I might take up on your offer on being a couple."

The young man's cock and stomach flopped. "Honestly?"

"Yes I-"

"LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

Clover hopped into the laundry room and greeted her brother, pink pigtails and all. "Oh Junpei; you're still here? Did you ever finish the bed you lazy bum?"

Junpei flushed harder, if possible. "No! And I'm not lazy!"

Clover ran her eyes up and down the two men; how her brother still had on his clothes, abit wrinkled, and how Junpei had on one of his many t-shirts.

"What's in the washer?"

"The sheets as well as his clothes; unfortunately they were stained."

'They were beyond stained,' Junpei's mind quipped. 'Also way to be subtle there Light!"

"Well ok. I'm going to buy some materials; a friend is going to a convention and needs an outfit." She hugged her brother and went over to Junpei. With a grin she leaned in close.

"Also Jumpy, if you have sex in my room, remember to not be so noisy ok?"

Junpei paled as Clover skipped out the door again.