XiXi: Welcome back, everyone! The first thing I have to say is that if some of your questions aren't in here, it's because I'm saving them for a different chapter. Don't ask why, I just am, okay? First questions are from PokemonFreak90

Hayate-What was your life like before Riza took you in?

Hayate: Woof woof!

TRANSLATION: Good question. It was very sad and lonely because I had no fun people to play with.

Ed: You got all that from 'woof woof'?

XiXi: The dog language is very complex.

Roy-In Ishval, when Maes said he had Gracia waiting for him back in Central, did you feel said that there was nobody waiting for you? Nobody expecting you to come back alive? And also, SHAVE YOUR UGLY MOUSTACHE!

Roy: Well, I guess I did feel kind of sad. You don't think about these types of things when your blowing stuff up. It's like, snap, BOOM, snap, BOOM! Very explosive. Also, moustache? I have a moustache?

Mei-How could have possibly fallen in love with Al if he's a giant suit of armor? You don't even know what he really looks like!

Mei: Well, considering the fact that he's Edward's brother, I just decided that Al must be the cuter one. When there's brothers, there's the cute one, then the cuter one. Al is the cuter one.

Al: -le blush-

Lan Fan-When you went back to Xing, did people comment on your automail arm and ask where you got from? Have there been any other people from Xing (who may have lost their limbs for one reason or another) going to Amestris looking for automail, too?

Lan Fan: Comment? They did more than just comment. Some people rubbed themselves on it-

Everyone: O.o

Lan Fan: I come from a very weird contury. Where was I...Oh. Yeah, people actually tried to pry it off of me. Everyone wanted one. A few people went to Amestris to try and get some, but the others were too lazy to.

XiXi: ...Okay...I don't want to go to Xing anymore. I have an automail kitty.

Winry: Is that even possible?

XiXi: It is now.

Riza-When we first see you in FMA, your hair is short. What made you decide to grow it longer? And also, when you threatened to kill Roy if he finished off Envy, I'm surprised Roy didn't call your bluff. You got lucky there.

Riza: If you want to go according the the producers, then apparently, Winry made me want to grow it longer. Really, I just decided to grow it longer because I didn't feel enough like a girl with it short. And yes, I did get lucky.

Al and Ed-By combining your skills of alchemy and alkahestry, create a transmutation that can cleanse human skin, and get rid of the transmutation circle on Riza's back! If you ask me, she's been burdened with that thing for far too long!

XiXi: That might take them a while, so they will constantly be working on it after the chapter/show and during the chapter/show if they don't have anything to do! Ed,introduce the next set of questions!

Ed: Mmk. These are by Fangirl of teh fma. Hey, isn't this the one where I had to fix the wall?

XiXi: Yep.

Roy- Why don't you like cats? They're cute, lovable, and so fluffy!

And with Xixis' statement if you like dogs wouldn't that imply that you like your other subodants too? hmm? Anything we need to know about Roy?

Roy: Cats aren't cute, lovable, and fluffy! They're evil, horryfing, repulsive little creatures that deserve to go die in a hole. And I'm allergic to them, so there. Dang it, I was hoping nobody would bring up that...No. There is nothing you need to know about.

XiXi: -whispers something into Ed's ear- You said there's nothing we need to know about, you didn't say that there wasn't anything going on. Oh, how I love to mess up people's words~! Anyway, the next few are from Chameleon52. (PS, I'm saving the Trisha one, okay?)

Ed and Roy- So you hate yaoi I assume. How do feel about Parental RoyEd where Roy is Ed's father figure.I don't see how it's a problem but whatever.

Ed: I guess it's alright. I'd find it sort of annoying to have a dad that wants to rule the world with miniskirts or whatever, but I could probably live with it.

Roy: No. Edward is a brat.

XiXi: Aw, Roy...you're no fun.

Roy: Shut up.

XiXi: Let's save Hawkeye's for last...

Winry- If you had a girl what would you name her? A boy?

Winry: Hmm...I'd name my girl something pretty and flower-like. Maybe Rose or Lily or Chrysanthemum.

Ed: No. We are not naming our child Chrysanthemum.

Winry: O.o Ed...go sit in the corner.

Ed: Mmk. -sits in corner-

Winry: Continuing, I'd name a boy...Mr. Tickle.

XiXi: Mr. Tickle? You can't name your kid Mr. Tickle!

Winry: Why not?

XiXi: 'Cause I'm naming my kid Mr. Tickle!

Ed- Same as your girlfriend (Winry).

Ed: She's not my girlfriend! Not yet, anyway! But getting back to the question, I'd name a girl...uh...Pinky. Yeah. Pinky. And I'd name a boy Edward Jr. -grins-

XiXi: I actually expected an answer like that...

I have to agree with the author Roy you said you loved dogs.-And miniskirts...So if I put a dog in a miniskirt,...and gave it to Riza who was also in a miniskirt... You tell me what happens next

Roy: -le drool- Dog...in a miniskirt...with Riza...also in miniskirt...I'd take dozens of photos then keep both of them in my closet.

Riza: In your closet?

Roy: Uh huh.

Riza: You know I'd get out.

Roy: We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Riza- Roy or Havoc dating wise?

Riza: Well...since I don't like Havoc-

Havoc: -le gasp- But everybody likes me!

XiXi: ...That's questionable.

Riza: -I'd have to choose Roy.

Ed: You can't have Roy! He's MINE!

XiXi: -cracks up-

Roy: Oh. My. Gosh. Edward! GO AWAY!

Ed: But, Flamey-poo...

XiXi: FLAMEY-POO! -laugh laugh laugh-

Roy: GET OUT OF MY LIFE, EDWARD!

Ed: Flamey-poo, I thought what we had was special!

Roy: WE HAD NOTHING!

Ed: -tear- Now you're denying me! I-i can't believe you! -stomps over and slaps Roy- WE'RE THROUGH!

Roy: WE NEVER HAD ANYTHING!

XiXi: -laughs-

Al: Since the author is currently laughing uncontrollably, and everyone else she trusted to do the outro is involved in something, I guess I'll do it! 'Bye, everyone! Drop a review with a few questions! -waves- I LOVE KITTIES!