What is Fundam. To be answered...Now
Fundam SEED Chapter 2: The beginning of FUN
"FUNDAMUUUU." Kira yelled as he tried to punch ELF in the face, but the Magic Space Karate made Kira punch ATHRUNZALA instead.
"That was my face, he was only 17, he loved to be the front part of my head and have eyeballs."
"Let me show you the FUNDAM. It is right outside," and with that the wall exploded and they all flew away.
"How are we still alive." ATHRUNZALA said while breathing.
"I don't know. Do you guys also know Magic Space Karate? Cuz if you don't it will be harder to get to Jupiter." and with that the Fourth Dimension exploded and they all teleported to the new space. Also known as right outside jupiter. It was then that the FUNDAMU appeared. It came in flying on a giant space whale and then they all looked at it with their mouths dropping to the space ground, except ELF's who's mouth fell so hard the space ground broke.
"That my Fundam. Good boy. Now listen, you are going to let the two people here be the co-pilots of you. Ya got all that, good. Now open up."
ATHRUNZALA and Kira were both incredibly surprised to see the Fundam, a giant robot that is roughly the size of a gundam except bigger more awesome because its legs are made of guns and the arms can turn into laser arms and then the head is removable and becomes a chainsaw that shoots tinier chainsaws that are made of lasers and the lasers are made of axes and so on... When the FUNDAM opened up it first had a room made of bombs and then the cockpit, the bombs only turn on if the FUNDAM is off so everyone was okay.
"What is that and how do we use it?" said Kira still looking at the space whale.
"It's the FUNDAM. It is signifigantly stronger than your puny GUNDAMS, because it is bigger and from the future. I brought it back with me on the time machine that I made out of Space Jupiter. Also it is stocked with a full kitchen and has the power to travel through time, but the time function doesn't work so we can't save your parents."
"I want in. But I get to call it Fundamu and I get to say what fundamu stands for. It now means fundamental understanding neutral dynamic antiseptic magical U. I also want a robot arm. This is not negotiable, except for the negotiable part." Kira said as the space whale stared into ATHRUNZALA's eyes out of deep passion.
"Fine. What about you ATHRUNZALA. I know you hate me because I'm not an omelette but you should want to fight the GAMMO."
"If it means I can see a space whale everyday then sure I'll pilot the Fundam. But I get the kill on the GAMMO. After all it killed my mother with the whole sacrifice thing."
That was when they all got into the cockpit and headed off into the space. Meanwhile in a space mountain, an old man watches space TV so he can catch the space game.
The man is very very old and is wearing a rubber suit made of plastic that makes him look like a fish made of rubber.
Back at the FUNDAM. Kira is trying to eat the shit out of an omelette that the FUNDAM made for him.
"Finally, omelletes. That's all I want in life, omelette." Then ATHRUNZALA made and omelette for Kira only it was shaped like a butt. That was when the Jupiter started to move, only for some reason there were rockets on it.
"It's going back to the future." said ELF who was slowly fading away. "I'll be back in a space day or two. Watch the FUNDAM while I'm gone. Also feed the whale if you don't mind." and with that ELF disapeared... and then reappeared because time travel bitch.
"The time gods aren't happy and will only accept the Jupiter for now. Guess I'm stuck with you guys for now."
WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME WILL NOT HAPPEN NEXT TIME. TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR FUN...DAM
