5 little ninja jumpin' on the bed. Naruto fell off and bumped his head. Kakashi called Tsunade and Tsunade said, "no more ninja jumping on the bed!"

4 little ninja jumpin' on the bed. Sakura fell off and bumped her head. Kakashi called Tsunade and Tsunade said, "no more ninja jumping on the bed!"

3 little ninja jumpin' on the bed. Kiba fell off and bumped his head. Kakashi called Tsunade and Tsunade said, "no more ninja jumping on the bed!"

2 little ninja jumpin' on the bed. Lee fell off and bumped his head. Kakashi called Tsunade and Tsunade said, "no more ninja jumping on the bed!"

1 little ninja jumpin' on the bed. Tenten fell off and bumped her head. Kakashi called Tsunade and Tsunade said, "no more ninja jumping on the bed!"

Then Sasuke opened the door and walked in. "Hey, what's the big rac--what..?...nevermind."

Then Sasuke turned and left.

Later, 5 little genin are moaning at the hospital.

"Tenten, I'm surprised at you!" said Shizune. "I thought I told you to fall on the little poofballs on the sides of your head! No wonder you have a concussion!

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I'll leave the rest of this deranged story to your imagination. I'm sorry it wasn't as good as the first!!