6.) When Sasuke is training, Doing Kunai practice - Scream bloody murder every time he wants to hit the target.
Sasuke was doing his Kunai practice, peacefully for once, and since I was bored I had tagged along promising that I'd "quietly watch and not bug him" (his words)... but we all know I would never actually do that! (Ha! Did he actually think I'd sit quietly!?)
I watched for a few minutes then just as he was about to try to hit the target, I screamed- like the best 'Horror Movie' scream I could muster.
He jumped and looked over at me.
I waved, as if nothing happened, and gave him a thumbs up.
Sasuke glared at me and returned to his practicing.
Then a few minutes later I got cheeky again and waited for him to go for the target; then, when he did, I screamed the most bloodcurdling, I'm-being-attacked-by-Jason-and-Freddie-at-the-sam e-time, kind of scream.
Once again, Sasuke stopped and turned around.
I cocked my head, pretending to be confused, "Are you going to actually hit the freaking target anytime soon?"
He seethed and went back to training, trying to not strangle me no doubt.
This was waaaaaaay to much fun! I watched and the very next time he tried to hit the target... I screamed like a little girl being killed by the Slenderman while having her kidneys eating by Eyeless Jack, and it was LOUD!
Sasuke turned around and marched right up to me, "Would you fucking stop that!?"
I tried to look innocent, "Stop what?"
"The screaming!" He muttered.
I raised an eyebrow, "Screaming? What screaming?" I smiled and pat him on the head, "I think you're hearing things, Sasuke-kun!"
Then Itachi came over, "Uh... I heard a lot of yelling and screams of bloody murder..." he looked questioningly from me to Sasuke, "did something happen?"
DAMN IT, ITACHI!
7.) Dye his hair pink.
Perfect opportunity! Sasuke's asleep, I found his house key, and broke into his house (it's a long story, so I'm sorry but I can't knowledgeify you all on how to break into Sasuke's house)!
I sneaked upstairs to his bedroom, acting like a secret agent the whole time, and opened his door, yep sound asleep!
I slowly crept towards his bed, humming the Mission Impossible theme, and pulled out... A bottle of PINK hair dye (GASP!)
Reading the instructions on the bottle, I grabbed Sasuke and dragged him towards the washroom, 'Damn, he's heavy!'
The next morning~
Sasuke got up out of bed and rubbed his eyes, looking around, "Hmm... bedroom looks normal and undestroyed..." he shrugged and walked into his bathroom to brush his teeth.
I sat in a tree branch just under his window sill, "5, 4, 3, 2..."
"NERO!" Sasuke screamed and flung the bathroom door open.
I almost fell out of the tree laughing.
"THIS BETTER NOT BE PERMANENT! IF IT IS YOU ARE SOOOOOO DEAD!"
8.) Dye his hair blonde.
Sasuke caught me at 11 pm, approximately, and demanded that I fix his hair, and I pointed out that it was late and he had training, so I'd unpinkify it later.
He growled and hissed, "It better not be pink for training tomorrow!"
I nodded, "I swear on my stack of yaoi, that when you get to training, you will no longer have pink hair!"
Sasuke glared at me, "Okay..." he said then went to bed... STUPID! I only said you wouldn't have pink hair! (Haha! He shouldn't let me find the loop holes!)
After stalking him through his window for an hour or two, or three, waiting for him to go to sleep, and watching him change (wow, I'm such a perv), I stealthily opened his window and army crawled over to his bed. Then I stood up slowly and menacingly like the killers in horror movies do, and pulled out a bottle of... BLOND hair dye (GASP AGAIN!).
Once again, I had to carefully read the instruction on the bottle and drag Sasuke into the bathroom to dye his hair, 'Seriously, Sasuke! How do you weight this much!?'
The next next morning~
Sasuke sat up, he'd woken up extra early so I could fix his hair, "Nero's not here yet? Funny, I'd have expected to be greeted by a stalker staring at me through my window when I woke up..." he sighed and got up to use the washroom.
I was sitting on top of his roof, I figured it'd be slightly safer from raging Sasukes up there, and raised my fingers, five fingers, four fingers, three fingers, two fing-
"YOU ARE SO DEAD RIGHT NOW, YOU ASSHOLE!" Sasuke yelled out his bedroom window, revealing his blonde hair to a passing Deidra, "I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL YOU! THEN I'LL RESURRECT YOU AND KILL YOU AGAIN!" he continued screaming threats at me.
I clung to the shingles for dear life, 'Hmm... my count was off...'
9.) When he is almost asleep, Sing 'I wanna take you to a gay bar', while transformed into Naruto.
Sasuke was laying in bed, after spending 6 hours washing all the hair dye from his hair, 'That bastard will pay...' he yawned and rolled over.
When he was just barely awake, he heard a noise and rolled back over only to see Naruto... singing 'I wanna take you to a gay bar' and dancing a variety of unfitting dances in the middle of his bedroom.
Sasuke's jaw dropped, "WHAT THE-?!" he buried his face in his pillow, "GET THE HELL OUT!"
"You! I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!" The Naruto thing sang, dancing the caramelldansen, "Let's start a war, start a nuclear war, At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar. Waah, At the gay bar."
Sasuke banged his face against the headboard repeatedly, 'I'm dreaming, it's all a dream, it's all a dream-' he seethed again, "I BLAME YOU, NERO!"
Naruto stopped dancing momentarily, "Yeah... you do that!"
10.) Find out who his crush is, tell him she/he is at _ and hand him a rose to give him/her. Then send all his Fan-girls/Fan-boys to the same spot.
"SAAAAAAASUUUUUUUUKEEEEEE!~" I screamed in a high-pitched and inhuman voice and glomped him.
Sasuke fell face first into the dirt, "What?!" he glared at me and pushed me off.
I sat like a puppy on the ground, I'm sure if I had a tail it would be wagging, "I know who you liiiiike~"
He rolled his eyes, "Oh yeah, sure! Who then?"
I leaned over and whispered the name into his ear, making him turn red.
"H-how did you find that out?!" he said angrily.
I looked at him and rolled my eyes, "Almightly lord google, duh, Sasuke-kun!" I crossed my arms, "aaaaaaanyways," I said, becoming a happy-go-lucky supreme overlord of faining normality, "I know where you can find him~" I clapped, I think I had to much coffee this morning, and fan squealed.
Sasuke blinked, "And uh... where might this be exactly?" he said slowly.
I got up and whispered the location in his ear (yay whispering!).
His face turned bright red, "R-really?"
I nodded, "Yes!" I took a rose out of my backpack, "here, Sasuke, go! Go! Go!" I shouted pointing in the direction of the location.
Sasuke gave me a bit of a glare but walked off in that direction.
I waited into he was out of earshot then pulled out my cell phone and punched in the number, "Hi... yes, is this the President of the Sasuke Uchiha fanclub? Oh, yeah! Great!... Okay listen to this..."
At the location~
Sasuke was hiding behind a tree, trying to avoid the raging mass of fans that had started swarming him, 'Are you kidding me? Of course you did it again!' he growled, 'when I get my hands on Nero, there will be one less... what Nero is... on this planet!'
Soooo, how did you like Part 2? *rubs the back of my neck* I had fun writing it and... once again I don't own the list, only me doing them and...
I video taped it all ^^ I will make you all a deal, you get a copy for 1 Favorite? Yeah, I think that's fair (haha)
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