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VampireAppleDisclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom or Wal-Mart.
Chapter Two: Condoms
Quote for the Chapie: Skulker breaks a computer "My computer! Oh, that's Jazz's"- Danny (Danny Phantom)
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The trio stood just inside the Wal-Mart in-front of the sliding doors. When people would walk in wind out blow their hair and cloths dramatically. The person that always greed people looked at them strangely.
Sam took a deep breath. "Smells that boys? That's the smell of chaos waiting to happen."
"Alright. Enough waiting, let's get this show on the road," Danny said impatiently.
"Hold your horses. All right Sam, you take numbers one, four, seven, ten and thirteen. Danny you take two, five, eight, eleven and fourteen. I'll take three, six, nine, twelve, and fifteen. Aw man! I have to take twelve!" Tucker groaned.
Sam and Danny snickered.
"Wanna trade? Sam? Danny? Any one?" Tucker asked weakly.
"No thanks Tuck. I gotta get going," Danny said, walking off.
"Good luck!" Sam called as she ran off.
"Man, some friends I've got," Tucker muttered. Then he wondered off to do his assigned chaotic chores.
In another part of the store, by the pets, Sam was reading number one on her list:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
"Haha, great," Sam rolled her eyes. Putting the list back into her skirt pocket she bent down to say hello to all the animals. "Aw, you guys are so cute. I'd love you free you. You don't deserver to be trapped in this place. I'll have to come back later though. Right now I have work to do."
With that she walked off to another part of the store. A little while later Sam had a hand held basket filled with twenty-four boxes. She went around the store merrily putting the boxes into random carts. Once she bummed into Tucker who had five bottles of tomato juice and a maniacal grin on his face.
When she was done Sam decided to check in with her partners in chaos.
"Hey, this is Goth One, over."
"Hey Goth one, this is Clueless One, over." Then a loud ringing came through the speaker.
"Clueless One, are you done? Hey, that rhymed! And this is Geek One, over."
"Clueless One, yah I'm almost done."
"Goth One, well I'm done."
"Geek One, aw man you guys. You're beating me. I'm almost done though. Just one more bathroom."
"Clueless One, alright, let's get going then. Over"
Two more overs came though then speakers went dead, just as loud ringing and beeping came from another part of the store.
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Kitty: Wow, I had just posted this fic, then read some fics and decided to check my email to see if Cherry had emailed me any thing and I saw three incoming emails and thought 'wow, Cherry must've had a lotta stuff to say' and they turned out to be reviews! I was blown over. I was expecting four at the most and here I got thirteen! I love you guys!
PS: Any one who wants to read the list will find it on my bio. Somewhere. Please don't get lost, then sue me. I don't have much money.
Deleila- Ha, my first reviewer for the fic. Thanks. Glad cha like it do far, it's not even funny yet. Thanks for your review!
passing4insane- They are all about 16. What fun would going to Wal-Mart be with out stirring up trouble? Heh. Thanks for your review.
tekkenfreek236- Well I hope cha get a kick outa it. Thanks for you review.
Knowledge in the Hollow Noggin- Eh, interesting name cha got there. I like it. And yes, I hate Wal-Mart too. I do, how ever, love Meijer. Such a cool store, always has what I want. Thanks for your review!
DarkDannyHot- Eh, that's the shortest one so far, I think. They'll get longer. Thanks for your review!
jessicajason- I'm honored you added me to your alert list. Gives me a much needed ego bust. -grins- Thanks for your review.
Centaurgurl08- -pats- Don't be too scared, than you can't laugh, ne? -grins- Thanks for the review.
Bubble Phantom- Bo-day? Do you mean B-day? If so, happy birthday. Thanks for your review!
Obsessedwithstabler- Eh, cute? Not really what I was going for, but I'll take it. Thanks for your review!
The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering on the Brink of Insanity Past the Point of No Return Man Life Sucks- Wow, you have a long name, made me laugh, I like it. Heh. Well, intrigued, good, yes? Thanks for your review!
Fanficaholic- Interesting eh? Thanks for your review!
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