Disclaimer: I own nothing
Rating: M
Warnings: (This Chapter) Adult language/sexual situations
When many attempts at placating the two arguing blondes resulted in nothing, but black eyes and bust noses, Giles finally had enough.
Engaging his inner ripper he resorted to the last straws of persuasive argument he held… blackmail and bribery.
"You two stop that this instant"
The menace inn his voice did not go unnoticed by blonde duo and they instantly paused in their argument.
"Very Good"
Giles practically growled as he began to clean his glasses.
"Now then Buffy; you are going to watch Spike this weekend and you are not going to complain and at the end of it you will have that new crossbow waiting for you…"
Buffy's expression instantly brightened and there was a frightening gleam in her eye.
"…which you are not to use on Spike"
Buffy pouted a little at that but she at back on the sofa … a few seconds before releasing a very girly squeak and sitting herself on the floor once again cleaning off vampire cooties.
Spike's attention on the watcher had completely vanished and was now fixed on the jutting bottom lip of the slayers pout.
Look at that lip.
That lip could go interesting places.
He let loose a little chuckle at her girly squeak, very cute, which led to thinking what other sounds he'd like her to make.
He'd always fantasised about hearing the slayer moan his name…Normally after he ripped out her heart and fed it to his dark princess.
Seeing that pout he was thinking of hearing that moan; As he pressed her up against the wall of the watchers house she let out a little gasp (another of his favourite sounds), sank his fangs in her throat she moaned his name, spike!, wrapped her hot little legs round his waist, reached between them for his belt buckle…
WAIT A SODDIN MINUTE!
Where the bloody hell did that come form!?
He wanted to kill the slayer not shag her rotten…right?
He was drawn out of his thoughts when the watcher turned to address him,
"And you Spike will be on the best behaviour that a master vampire can be, and not be a bloody annoying berk all weekend"
He glared at the watcher
"… or I'll make sure Buffy finds out the real reason you were called William the bloody…"
Spike gaped in shock at the watcher.
How the hell…ANGELUS THAT BLOODY WANKER
"You wouldn't"
"Oh believe me I really would"
Spike had a feeling it was ripper grinning back at him,
"And I'm sure I'd quite enjoy doing it"
Spike growled in annoyance then flipped Giles off
"You right bastard…fine I'll not aggravate the slayer"
Much
"Excellent"
Giles beamed as he placed his glasses back on, .
"now since I will be leaving the house this evening I must insist you go pack a bag immediately you may use my bedroom while I am gone and since you will undoubtedly be doing very little studying I will leave some money for you to get some film rentals and whatnot"
Turning his back he headed up the stairs to pack, he counted a grand total of twenty seconds before…
"I HAVE TO STAY HERE WITH HIM!"
He grinned silently to himself.
"I love power"
# what do you think? Please review… judging on the feedback I've been getting I've decided to write this as a spuffy relationship… I promise Spuffiness in the next chapter lol but not til I get some reviews! #
