a/n: Woah! i updated in like one day new record for me...now you could tell how bored i really am. I am very thankful for the 2 reviews i got for the first chapter...thank you very much 3 anyways here's chapter 2. enjoy hopefully i get a bit more reviews.
+Chapter 2+
"Okay Namine can you please explain to me what this crazy talk is about" Demyx said.
Putting away his clippers and sitting on one of the Salon's chair.
The Salon he worked in was a really hyped up environment with bright lights, cool chairs and even cooler barbers.
"Well by starting off Tidus has totally ruined my life, my parents think I am a untrustworthy, ballet lesson skipping, person!" Namine started off.
"Well you kind of are" Demyx said.
"Not helping!" Namine snapped.
"Anyways…he has done so much stuff my parents wouldn't approve of like getting kicked out of school, getting bad grades, partying all night, and he doesn't even get in trouble!" She shouted.
Everyone in the salon stopped what they were doing and looked at her. "Oh...Sorry" She mumbled at her loud behavior.
"Well I got to admit…that brother of yours, Tidus is one smart guy" Demyx said chuckling. Namine glared at him for praising Tidus.
"I will not let him get away with ruining my life. So that's why I was going to disguise myself as a boy and attend the same school as him, get as much dirt on him as I could find and then show them to my parents and then BOO-YAH! He'll be sorry for what he did MUAHAHAHAH!" Namine said acting like a evil sorceress. (Hand gestures and al)
"Um….Namine sorry to disturb your evil laughter and disturbingly obsessive rage but you do not posses any characteristics that make you a boy" Demyx pointed out.
"Yeah we already told her that" Kairi said.
"Totally" Yuffie added.
"Well yeah I know that come on! That's why I needed help from the utter most great barber…err hairdresser there ever was, you Demyx are the miracle worker!" said Namine trying to win Demyx on.
"Come on….I am not a miracle worker...Shucks...Namine" Demyx blushed but then saw Kairi and Yuffie looking at him with puzzled expressions.
"I mean" He cleared his throat. "What are we sitting around here for? Let's get to work!"
"This is so exciting!" Yuffie emphasized.
"Okay Demyx, work your magic! Now remember I would like to use a wig not my real hair!" Namine said.
"Aww…and too think I could finally get my hands on those luscious blonde locks of yours…oh well!" a now disappointed Demyx said.
They tried on many different blonde wigs on Namine. The procedure was that Demyx picked out a wig for Namine to wear and Yuffie and Kairi would approve of it by saying yes or no.
"What about this?" Demyx made Namine try on the first wig, it was a mullet.
"No way!" Kairi said.
"Gross!" Yuffie responded.
Demyx then put on a chili bowl style blonde wig on Namine.
"Are you trying to get me jumped?" an annoyed Namine asked.
"Okay I just had too try it…I want to get some kicks out of this too!" Demyx pouted.
A couple more wigs and Yuffie and Kairi both insisted on the same answer. "No"
Finally after a long tiresome wig-filled hour they had reached there conclusion. He placed a spiky blonde wig on her. It had some highlights of brown in it and Namine didn't look half bad in the wig.
Yuffie and Kairi both glanced at each other and nodded in approval. "Perfect"
Demyx spun Namine around in the chair facing the mirror and she could hardly believe her eyes, who knew hair could be a big part of someone's appearance. She looked totally different. "Now this is just the first step of becoming the more superior gender" Demyx said.
"Uh…superior gender?" All 3 girls asked at the same time.
"Yeah…everyone knows males will always be more superior to females duh!" Demyx said crossing his arms across his chest.
Namine just rolled her eyes and then asked. "Okay Mr. Superior Gender what else do I need to do?"
"Well…obviously you won't be wearing that, I heard that this academy has uniforms, that won't be a problem, although on a basis of casual clothes That won't be appropriate for a boy to wear" He said pointing at Namine's outfit.
"What's wrong with a tank-top and jeans?" She questioned.
"Come on are you really asking me that?!" He asked with utter disgust.
"Okay okay, come on then…Kairi, Yuffie looks like we're going shopping!" Namine said.
"AWESOME!" Both girls said in unison.
Walking in the boys clothing store, Namine had a weird feeling at the pit of her stomach. These clothes were definitely not her type.
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"Demyx…are you sure wearing this body suit will help me look manlier?" Namine said unsure by Demyx's decision.
"Yes…you obviously need more broad shoulders and a tougher abdomen to actually look like a boy. With your regular unbulky girly silhouette they could break you in half" He said laughing at his own joke.
"You know If I didn't need your help right now, I would be doing something very painful to you right about now" Namine said threw clenched teeth.
"Now lets go get some smoothies…what do you think girls?" Demyx said completely ignoring Namine's statement.
"Sure thing!" Kairi and Yuffie agreed.
Sitting in the food court of the enormous mall Namine, Yuffie, Kairi and Demyx slurped on there smoothies. "Okay Nami, looks like we got most of the basics down, now can you pull of a boyish voice" He asked.
"Yo, what's up?" She said putting up one of the lamest impressions of a boy there ever was.
Kairi almost spit out her smoothie trying to hold in a laugh and Yuffie just looked at Namine with her mouth half open. Demyx slapped himself on the forehead and said
"Looks like we have more work to do than I thought."
The day went by as Demyx showed Namine how too walk and talk like a boy. With pathetic attempts in the beginning she gradually started to improve and made Demyx proud.
"Well kid, you did well, I as the teacher, feel this is the best part about being the teacher" He said pretending to sob.
"Don't…Don't look at me!" He said turning his face as if he were trying to hide tears.
Kairi rolled her eyes and said. "Okay Drama King…cut the act, we better get going, we don't want to end up being grounded so we'll bring the papers tomorrow. Yuffie you're going to have to make them as realistic as you can" Kairi said.
Yuffie nodded.
"Well I got mostly everything down. Now let Thursday come by and let the dirt on Tidus begin!" Namine grinned.
They started towards the door, and said there good-bye's to Demyx.
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When Thursday rolled around Kairi and Yuffie had to skip school in order for this plan to work.
"I hope you know that you owe us big time, I had a French test and also a math quiz today" Yuffie told Namine.
"I love you" Namine said sing-songingly
The 3 girls stood by the door way with all of Namine's things, Namine's parents were standing there as well talking with Namine and telling her the 500 emergency numbers her mom had thought of.
Tidus came downstairs with his belongings, the whole time he was coming down Namine just glared at him. He obviously didn't see her doing this.
"I can't believe you 2 are leaving me!" There mother started to sob again.
"Mom...Come on I thought we went over this…don't start crying again please" said Tidus trying to comfort his mom.
Namine wished she could throw something at him at that moment but sadly she didn't have anything with her that was hard enough.
"Well, we'll be on our way now…" Namine said trying to get out before Tidus did.
"Wait your mom is going to take you guys?" Namine's mom asked Kairi.
"Yes…well actually I drove here…we're going to go to my house and then get my stuff and then my mom will drive us all there" Kairi said.
"Don't worry mom I'll call you when I get there!" Namine told her mom.
Her mom gave Tidus and Namine hugs and they both started to head out. The girls got into Kairi's car and Tidus got into his. His window was open and obnoxiously he shouted out
"Have a nice life dorko!" and sped off past them.
"Oh don't worry I'll have a nice one ruining yours" Namine said under her breath.
"Okay...The plan is that Demyx is waiting at Yuffie's house, I am going to park my car there and then we are going to go with Demyx, he's going to drive us there and go over some things with you or whatever" Kairi explained.
"Okay got it…Yuffie you have the papers right?" Kairi asked.
"Yep" Yuffie said.
"Kay then we're all set" Namine said.
When they reached Kairi's house Demyx was waiting there sitting in his lime green beetle.
"And im getting lessons of how to be manly from a guy who drives a lime green beetle? Could he get any more fruitcakeish?" a confused Namine said.
Yuffie and Kairi Shrugged.
They got out of Kairi's car and went to Demyx's car. "Demyx unlock the doors!" Yuffie shouted because he was totally not paying attention and was too busy playing a game on his cell phone.
"Oh sorry" He mumbled and opened the doors.
"Okay we're going to have to stop at a restaurant so Namine could change" Kairi told Demyx.
"Okay…you have everything right, cell phone, papers, clothes, my number, camera" Demyx questioned.
"Yeah…got all of that" Namine told him.
They stopped at a gas station since Demyx needed to fill up his car with gas and Namine needed to change. Good thing the gas station was pretty deserted she ran into the bathroom and locked it. She put everything on and opened the door slowly making sure no one was in sight. Her eyes caught a pack of tampons and she remembered that she didn't pack any and she was pretty sure she was going to start again in a couple of days so she picked up the pack and took it to the cashier.
The cashier looked at her with a puzzled look and she realized why. It was a really odd site for a boy to be buying tampons.
"Um…There for my sister" She said in a deep low voice.
The cashier nodded silently and then told her the price. She quickly paid and almost ran out the gas station.
"Namine is that you?" Kairi asked a paranoid Namine who tried to keep the box of tampons hidden.
"Yeah of course who else would it be?" Namine asked her.
"Whoa you look totally different! If we didn't know you I'd totally mistake you as a guy right about now" Yuffie said coming out of the car.
"Well that's the whole point Yuffie…its good thing though, I need to look like a guy and act like one in every way possible!" Namine said.
"Demyx you are a miracle worker PSHHHH" Demyx said approaching the now boy disguised Namine.
"Yeah…yeah…" Namine mumbled waving him away.
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They had finally reached the 'Starlight Boy's Academy' Which read in big bold letters across the main building of the school. There were boys everywhere! And they weren't your typical run of the mill boys. They were all gorgeous!!!
"Oh my god! Forget regular school if it takes to be disguised as a boy to be around these hunks count me in!" Yuffie said.
"I agree…Namine you are one lucky girl, these guys are totally hot!" Kairi said.
"Honestly, I am not lucky because in there eyes I am going to be a boy the whole time!" Namine said.
"Oh yeah…" They got quiet for a moment.
"Okay well good bye now, have a nice fun filled adventure, call me if you need me" Demyx said rushing her out of the car.
Namine started walking towards the school, and then automatically she turned back around and started pacing quickly towards Kairi, Yuffie and Demyx.
"What are you doing?" Demyx exclaimed.
"Demyx…I don't think I can do this…!" Namine confessed.
"Come on Nami; just remember all the crap Tidus did to you, that should be enough motivation to keep you going!" Demyx assured.
"Now remember you have my cell number and call me anytime you need me"
"Okay…" She gave a big hug to Kairi, Yuffie and Demyx.
"Thanks you guys, you guys are the best" and with that she waved good-bye and started to head in.
"This is so sad!" Yuffie said.
"Keep us informed!" Kairi yelled back.
And then she went in.
All 3 of them stood there for a few moments in an awkward silence.
"Wanna get smoothies?" Demyx asked.
They both nodded happily and got into the car and drove off.
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Walking into the big school, she felt a little intimidated by all the guys that surrounded her. She walked into the office and approached a lady that was typing on a computer and that looked to be in her mid 30's.
"Hi. Can I help you?" The lady asked.
"Um...Yeah I am here to get my room…I just transferred" Namine told her.
"Can I see your papers please?" She asked.
"Uh…yes…here" She searched threw her bags, till she found the papers Yuffie had made for her. "Nick Crystals?! Could she have come up with a lamer name?!" She thought as she looked at the papers.
Namine bit her lip while the lady examined the papers, and then she looked up with her glasses sliding off her nose and said.
"Very Impressive Mr. Crystals. Nice grades, nice athletic ability in the soccer area… you will be a great edition to this boys academy. Now here is you room key and your room number"
She scribbled the number on a piece of paper and handed it to her.
"Have a good day" She smiled and with that she went back to typing on her computer.
Reluctantly she walked out of the office trying to avoid bumping into the many obnoxious, but good looking boys that roamed the hall ways. Though dazing off as she usually did, she accidentally bumped into someone.
"Oh sorry" They both said together.
Namine looked up and her face almost fell on the floor. She had directly bumped into Tidus. Namine tried to walk past him as fast as she could without making any eye contact but then he stopped her and said.
"Hi...Do I know you? You look vaguely familiar." He said.
"Uh…no totally doubt that… I just transferred here" She said quickly with that deep voice.
"Really me too cool we could hang out with each other then" Tidus said.
"Uh…I think I heard the bell got to go" With that said she sprinted off.
"What bell? I didn't hear any bell?" Tidus said scratching his head, he shrugged and then walked off.
"Phew that was close" She thought as she looked for her room.
"Let's see 285, 286, and finally 287" She opened the door.
She wished that lightening could strike her right there and then because she was face to face with 4 of the most gorgeous guys she had ever seen. 2 of them were shirtless and they all stopped what they were doing and looked at her.
"Uh sup?" She finally made out.
"Why couldn't I be the little girl my parents always wanted and just stick to the ballet lessons and not get into situations like these?" She thought.
The door closed behind her then.
Weee! that was a close one with Tidus. Loling at the tampon part. Can you guess who the 4 gorgeous guys are?
Anyways...why do guys think that guys are the more superior gender?! you dont know how many times i have heard that before.
LOL demyx and his smoothies!
ne ways please review! Ideas, suggestions, welcome!
till next time ciao!
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