It's ya boy
I making this ch cuz a reviewer named hanmac he he he wheeeew 'blows air'
Ch song- no tilt by ski (idk if they matters eh)
CHAPTER 2
'Hokage office'
"Damn I need my dick tickled I wonder if hinata's free"
Thought as he grabbed his phone
"Ay yo Ma bring that ass round these parts"
Naruto said in a casual manner
And that's what disturbed the reciver of the call
Hiashi panicked when he heard the call and instinctively answered it
'Oh shit oh shit... wait wtf did he just say... he would beat my ass if I complained'
Hiashi thoughts sadly
"Helloooo double D you there" Naruto said slightly annoyed
'Goddamn she's bigger then her mom's'
Hiashi thought shocked
In hiashi best hinata's voice
"Uh I'm sorry honey I can't come I... I uhhh gotta give sakura a blowjob" hiashi blurted out in panic
'Omfg Im fucking retarded'
... beep beep beep
"The call ended the call ended... YESSS"
Screamed super fucking loudly
He then proceeded to break out into a western dance and started singing
"finally it has happened it me right in front of my face and I just cannot hide it"
Sang as he piped it up one last time and realised the whole compound was watching him... 'SNAP'
Meanwhile
"Well since hiashi's not giving head I'll have to find another way" Naruto thought a lil analed( happy and sad)
"I shall do the forbidden jutsu that no one else know" Naruto yelled happily
'shadow clone jutsu' Naruto thought
Poof as the smoke cleared he seen the second baddest Ma ever
There stood naked was a beautiful F cup having ass thick bitch
" goddamn i will gladly fuck myself"
Uh to burrito
"Harder you fucking slut eat my sexy young dagger dick"
Boruto yelled at a hand cuffed sarada
"Yes x yasssssssss"
Sarada moaned as she made an ocean on the cold floor
Meanwhile
9ish hours later
"Whew that was a nice warm up"
Naruto said as he dispelled naruko and made a blood clone of her
"Well you can do whatever you want so yea see ya"
Naruto said awkwardly to the clone
"Ok senpai!" Naruko yelled in a happy voice
Then jumped out the window
'Uh fuck what do I do now' naruko wondered to herself
Then yelled "ur-reek-Ka" naruko exclaimed as she ran in a dark alley and started to meditate
"Oh my lord and saviour satan bestowed upon m-"Naruko was saying until she heard in her head
"Why does he always leave me with his retarded clones" kurama thought annoyed
"Heyyyyy gerf lets make blood clones of our selfs or chakra clones or whatever and go back in time" Naruko said happily
"Sure I don't really care we're just clones anyways so yea let's do it"Kurama responded
"Oh shit for real uh sure... how the fuck"
Naruko said confused
"Shh we'll just use this convenience jutsu that's really simple to use"
Kurama said as he started making gang signs
And chanted the name
"Go back to the low budget days jutsu"
Ping pause pang and bang
There she was standing in the middle of a street in the yearXXXX
'That was easy and shit we forget to make blood clones eh whatever I wonder what day it is'
Naruko thought
"Every one its genin exam and a girl named Naruko is somehow in the exam becaus she's 12 years old ok every one she's 12"
A man said to random People on the Corner
Of the street
"To the genin exam" Naruko yelled as she started jumping from roof to roof
Already used to a little kids body because Naruto and hinata wanted a Loli's help one night
As Naruko walked up to the school
She spotted Sasuke and yelled over
"ITACHI DID NOTHING WRONG"
Then disappeared and reappeared in a seat
She heard a squeal and turned around and seen a pre Genin hinata
"Oh hey there little girl imma just moved to this empty seat beside you"
Naruko said as she flopped into the seat beside hinata
Time skip like 30 minutes
"Ok you scary kids we're gonna have a tournament YAY I know and guess you get to fight each other again YAY welp imma go do something illegal behind that tree so yeah go wild
THE END
Well that was something right don't worry I'm not gonna make time travel a super big thing lol well see ya whenever
